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Sigourney Weaver in both appearance


and demeanor. Assorted anime characters

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looked on in total awe


as the Alien mother backed

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Lincoln Chafee's 2016 presidential bid.


The Alien mother, however, killed


any chance of victory by


posing nude with Dora at


Comicon 2015. Surprisingly, the Republican


caucus has a lively online


singles meet-up web-site.


Where, unsurprisingly, Vincent Price was


not only still alive, but

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pretending to be a Republican


and never wore shoes. Vincent

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now had cloven hooves instead.


His guide to online matchmaking


was the toast of Tinseltown


and the Republicans applauded his


discerning eye and rapier wit.

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Price considered THEIR praise ominous,


and rightly so because at

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his age he remembered McCarthyism,


the Hula Hoop, Poodle Skirts


and white men as the


blackfaced Amos and Andy. Vincent


feared a return to the


conservative sexual morays of yesteryear

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so he devised a clever


plan with the help of


Burt Reynolds, Paul Newman, and


Greg Proops. Their plan was


seduce various members of congress


and take them skiing. Only


the ghost of Sonny Bono


sagaciously advised the congressmen to

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play hopscotch instead, but they


never listen...several life-threatening injuries

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later, Newman and Proops managed


to pull Reynolds out from


a spent pile of congressfolk


and empty whip cream containers.

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"That was gross," gasped Reynolds,


"But totally worth it!" High-fives


were had all around. Reynolds

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looted Mitch McConnell's chelonine lips


and left the scene. Newman

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claimed Boehner's orange epidermis as


his share and built a

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hot air balloon from it.

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