Sigourney Weaver in both appearance
and demeanor. Assorted anime characters
as the Alien mother backed
Lincoln Chafee's 2016 presidential bid.
The Alien mother, however, killed
Comicon 2015. Surprisingly, the Republican
caucus has a lively online
singles meet-up web-site.
Where, unsurprisingly, Vincent Price was
not only still alive, but
pretending to be a Republican
and never wore shoes. Vincent
now had cloven hooves instead.
His guide to online matchmaking
was the toast of Tinseltown
and the Republicans applauded his
discerning eye and rapier wit.
Price considered THEIR praise ominous,
and rightly so because at
his age he remembered McCarthyism,
the Hula Hoop, Poodle Skirts
blackfaced Amos and Andy. Vincent
conservative sexual morays of yesteryear
Burt Reynolds, Paul Newman, and
Greg Proops. Their plan was
seduce various members of congress
and take them skiing. Only
sagaciously advised the congressmen to
play hopscotch instead, but they
never listen...several life-threatening injuries
later, Newman and Proops managed
to pull Reynolds out from
a spent pile of congressfolk
and empty whip cream containers.
"That was gross," gasped Reynolds,
"But totally worth it!" High-fives
were had all around. Reynolds
looted Mitch McConnell's chelonine lips
and left the scene. Newman
claimed Boehner's orange epidermis as
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