The Five Word Game!

[Vattnisse]

a distant realm, vowing not

[drunken_nomad]

to return until he found

[Heathansson]

the legendary artifact, eluded to

[Celestial Healer]

in the Demonomicon of Iggwilv

[Vattnisse]

as the key to defeating

[Heathansson]

the cruel invaders threatening to

[Celestial Healer]

plant the Abyss with daisies.

[Heathansson]

Alas, for his quest was

[The Jade]

hatched from a mad egg,

[Heathansson]

poached in boiling chaos water

[office_ninja]

and steeped in monkey froth.

[Celestial Healer]

Orcus gnashed his teeth, cursing

[Vattnisse]

his incompetent underlings' failure to

[Heathansson]

foresee this herbally insipid threat

[The Jade]

"That goddess and her idiot lover...

[Tobus Neth]

will pay the price of

[The Jade]

two souls for their interference!"

[Heathansson]

The demon lord at last

[Tobus Neth]

passed gas of the most

[The Jade]

stalactite melting potency. It was

[Vattnisse]

also how akilith demons were

[Heathansson]

summoned, beckoned to his audience

[Celestial Healer]

by the foul stench of

[Heathansson]

his post-alimentary fumings of

[office_ninja]

half-digested abyssal cheese. Such snacks

[Heathansson]

got from the udders of

[Celestial Healer]

fiendish dire cows of death

[The Jade]

"Oh, summon wretches... there are

[Heathansson]

those who need steel stabbed

[Vattnisse]

into their soft bellies! Go

[Heathansson]

forth with knives for havoc,

[Celestial Healer]

bury your steely blades in

[Heathansson]

my foe and his get,

[Vattnisse]

then return here with their

[Heathansson]

charge, for which you shall

[Vattnisse]

be richly rewarded!" Gibbering excitedly,

[Heathansson]

the throng of copiously fanged

[Vattnisse]

and taloned otherworldly abominations gathered

[Heathansson]

to sally forth at Orcus'

[Vattnisse]

command, leaving only the disgruntled

[Heathansson]

Palace Guard to tidy up

[Vattnisse]

the overexcited demons' mess. Snickering,

[Heathansson]

Orcus looked upon the departing

[Vattnisse]

bounty hunters with high hopes

[The Jade]

that demigod and faery prince

[Vattnisse]

would meet with swift, messy

[Heathansson]

deaths, and swift resurrections as

[Celestial Healer]

flumphs and various other abberations

[Heathansson]

as Orcus' mad whimsy commands.

[Vattnisse]

However, the artifact-hunting prince