The Five Word Game!

[Heathansson]

thrummed at the wand's behest.

[Skvatre]

A putrid stench emanated from

[Heathansson]

what passed for the Atropal's

[The Jade]

wormholed heart of rotted meat.

[Skvatre]

"Whose pentagram?", wondered Asnek, raging

[Heathansson]

as he fought for every

[Celestial Healer]

dream he held dear. "This

[Heathansson]

life...rather, unlife I lead,

[Vattnisse]

is nought but hunger and

[Heathansson]

toil at the idiotic behest

[The Jade]

of a bloated undeserving goat.

[Heathansson]

Orcus, you bag of suet,

[Celestial Healer]

go fall in a pit

[The Jade]

of sharpest elder wyrms' teeth!"

[Heathansson]

He pulled the wand free

[Vattnisse]

from its unwholesome receptacle, before

[Heathansson]

stepping back through the pentagram

[Vattnisse]

and magically reappearing before his

[Heathansson]

much reviled Lord, whom he

[Vattnisse]

presented the mighty artifact with

[drunken_nomad]

feigned reverence, though he wished

[Heathansson]

to skullbash that ravening ninny

[Vattnisse]

until his bloated form lay

[Heathansson]

twitching while meeping ghouls feasted

[Vattnisse]

on the repugnant carcass. However,

[Celestial Healer]

he knew that his lord

[Skvatre]

would perform even more horrible

[Heathansson]

acts upon his eye sockets

[Vattnisse]

if he even suspected the

[Heathansson]

servant held such rebel thoughts

[Vattnisse]

. Orcus cradled the abhorrent artifact

[Celestial Healer]

and died a little inside

[Vattnisse]

as its power coursed through

[Celestial Healer]

his putrid veins. A strange

[Skvatre]

scheme started to hatch in

[drunken_nomad]

Orcus' mind. A kidnapping and

[Vattnisse]

subsequent ransom demand could force

[Celestial Healer]

the followers of Corellon Larethian

[Heathansson]

to cede to his whimsy

[Tobus Neth]

but that would wait. Demogorgon

[Heathansson]

was sending his 623rd Legion

[Vattnisse]

, the Flayed Ones, to interfere

[Heathansson]

with Orcus' realm. Orcus had

[drunken_nomad]

perversely tortured Demogorgon's favorite succubus

[Heathansson]

,Vrillia, the two-headed, who

[Vattnisse]

had, after much persuation, admitted

[Heathansson]

that it was Orcus who

[Celestial Healer]

meant to obtain the wand

[Heathansson]

from its resting place, not

[Csilvmatecc]

uh... can't think of anything.