The Five Word Game!


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go undercover as Power Rangers


in order to uncover who


tried to stop the murders

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but they suspected Detective Nordberg.


The good detective was really


dedicated to protecting the cosplayers

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from the villainous Ricardo Montalban!


"Welcome to murder island." Ricardo


purred. He stroked Tattoo's shoulder


. His minion bared his teeth


, showing off tremendous decay. Foamy


bloody spittle dripping from his


horribly damaged colon caused onlookers


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to skip the shrimp scampi.


Mr. Roarke then lifted his hand


to the heavens, shouting "These

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are the voyages of the


starship "Colonoscopy." It's five year


mission: To brave new sensations

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and eat lots of popcorn;


To boldly seek out new


ointments and new orifices to


put stuff in." Tattoo however

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shouted "It Morphin' time! DIPLOCAULUS!"

EMERGENCY PSA: If the proper contraction of "it is" had been used in the above statement, The Little Blue Curse would have said "close enough" even though it bloody well wasn't.


Tattoo's body wracked with pain

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as the distinctive boomerang-mouth


stretched to gargantuan proportions and

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sang "Science-Fiction Double-Feature"


in a duet with legendary


Black Bolt. The nearly mute


crooner had the voice of

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Mel Blanc, and used it


to level Mount Rushmore. The


monument fell on Ricardo and


Tattoo croaked out, "...my...luvah"

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Bolt gave Tattoo his luffah


which he promptly ate. Tattoo


died as he had lived:


a satanist through and through.


No more fantasies would be


shown on the program, instead


tableaux of debasement and dread


aired to very positive reviews.

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Mr. Rogers wept in Heaven.


To exact revenge, God then


got himself lost around Montreal.

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He was run over by


a cartoon ACME truck, driven

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by cartoon atheist Daria Morgendorffer.


She had grown to resemble

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