The Federales where waiting for
the Texan border-patrol militia
was at their least vigilant.
and had made a mess
on his way through the
the right to vote on
Senator Maxwell Eaglebite, best known
This was probably why bears
time during the congressional hearings
At midnight. Luckily for the
bears, midnight is a bad
time for love, due to
Bears and bombs are not
from a wandering mythic gypsie
electric cattle prods and shiney
anyone who tries to initiate
Senator Eaglebite decided to initiate
, not to be confused with
The Piano on Head Society,
which is totally different. Really.
Even though they both wear
fancy pantaloons and straw mittens
aliens from the star A440.
This caused the aliens to
spray viscous goo from their
also use in place of
circumstance which were so horrible