with the intent to litigate
every available source of bacon.
Bacon, the best source of
meat candy, is just ahead
and around the bend where
alpacas for the county fair.
Two ghosts named Miguel spent
their afterlife harassing some local
bodega owners into giving them
bags of chips, which they
for laundering their inheritance so
the Miguels possessed a passing
, but barely, elvis impersonator who
sang "Love Me Tendril" and
ate banana sandwiches so that
his potassium levels wouldn't drop.
His head spun, "Exorcist"-style,
the Panama Canal is quite
Terabithia. Thankfully we live near
the Chasm of Spasm, where
there's a very nice hospital
"PING!", then throws up violently.
Machines that vomit are a
cut costs. The accounting department
However, reports were less than
hot dogs were ordered for
the saddened populace of Freedonia.
The frankfurters were frozen and
the buns were slightly green
like green tomatoes only not
Unpleasant tasting. Needless to say,
*sorry here is what i should have wrote*
boogie down in a
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