Johnson hated Fancy Lads, so
the floating cupcake and he
journeyed down into the bowels
of the Earth. Suddenly, they
a magical wedge of cheese
which made them magically constipated.
A vault beckoned them forward
mint-condition Mighty Max playsets
which, as everyone knows, are
known to cause cancer. However,
with recent import reforms, we
can rest assured that the
foreign playsets were made of
parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
They thought this sounded delicious.
The vault was trapped, however
the clogged exploding toilet rained
the previous evening's Indian food
all around them and causing
cool cats to arrive, snapping.
Then Shaq came back, covered
in Gold Bond Medicated Powder
to protect himself from Godzilla's
friend Jackie Chan, who jumped
out of the exploding toilet.
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"Would you like fries with
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my fist?" Shaq pummeled Jackie
until he pooped blood and
coins. Shaq gathered those and
while Abraham Lincoln tried to
Unfortunately, John Wilkes Booth was
Meanwhile, Sweaty Pete's House of
pancakes, the humidity level was
bad enough to cause customers
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to spontaneously burst into flames.
all the horrific explosions, but
didn't stick around for brunch.
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Meanwhile at the rec center
Jackie Chan and Lincoln collided
with Shaq and Godzilla, causing
the burger joint across the
country to start serving special
magic burgers, which when eaten
cause the screaming poops. Lincoln
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