opened a box full of
just another typical day in
singing christmas carols in march
then all took flight to
Santa Claus unwrapped a bazooka,
but it only shot roses,
So he ordered, "Ramming Speed!"
The harpies scattered and one
got stuck in the bag.
The bag broke, spilling out
barbie dolls, tonka trucks and
the entire state of Massachusetts.
With Harpie installed as Governor
pumpkin sales went through the
state, as the harpy signed
away her clutch of eggs
in return for an appointment
to a nice government job
assistant to the President for
the Advancement of Harpy People
There was no time to
get a pack of Chiclets
get a pack of Chiclets
let alone celebrate, as thunderstorms
formed spontanelously on their buttocks
hailing and sending lightning bolts throughout
their ascending colon, tickling splanchic
muscles, thereby starting a flood
of coffee grounds spewing forth
from every harpy orifice, until
Catnarok: the final confrontation of
the Powerpuff Girls and Godzilla
at the end of the
street where Flo from Progressive
used to dump cat corpses
inside paint cans relabeled as
Swiffers that homeless people used
to clean up their dumpsters
Catnarok was scheduled for Thursday
someone to do something about
the fact that a perfectly good
12 pack of diet strawberry soda
was sitting unattended in the
great american middle of nowhere,
also known as the cornfield