relish and other condiments arrived.
Condiments are an essential part
for eating hotdogs. For one,
mustard is one that is
Cutting mustard is an art
epitomized by Beanie-weanie clanmembers who
insist on counting beans instead
having their dingleberries held by
underlings that look like Ugnaughts
picnic baskets. Lunch was served
at high noon, guns were
determined to pull high jinks.
Whoppie cushions were used to
communicate with bats and mice.
croaking and farting all night.
Amphibious ninjas were summoned to
silence the croaking caecilian menace.
Wet and deadly they went
against the pygmy polliwogs and
dwarf eneminies, who dared to
tout and spout dire prophecies.
Swamp oracles predict that the
the dormant volcano in Montana
Iceland is sick and tired
plateau. "What?!" the Icelandian princess
bellowed as she danced the
She turned a cartwheel, summoning
gymnists, upon a dire pommelhorse
a gaggle of cheerleaders and
proprosed, coach accepted. Icelandic customs
fish floggged and tied to
catgut then set alight before
Sasquatches home to improve rain
for the polar bear dinner
, sent a message to space,