space hamster, Pookie, the best
genetically altered secret agent that
SETI revealed their plan to
use the collective computing power
of a boiled potato. Pressure
and temperature were measured, but
the bodak's tongue they used
caused herpes...those darn bodaks!
of Courtney Love the following
full moon, along with several
inbred siblings from southern North
from a swimming pool. Good
vibrations were felt by Californians
until the collection agency showed
up to repossess their groove
pants. Elsware Lord Pattycake was
in his room preening while
his pet hamster Chloe was
sleeping quietly in her nest.
Chloe knew the safe's combination,
but could only communicate it
by regurgitating alphabet soup into
her water dish, and tapping
of the night, and dancing
the "funky chicken". Even then,
Lord Pattycake was unaware of
why anyone would summon a
celestial dire dung beetle. WHAT
POSSIBLY ADD TO A CONVERSATION?
Crappy anecdotes... THAT'S WHAT! The
summoners loved a good anecdote
with a wholesome, pure love.
A joy of untold magnitude
unfolded as the bug spoke
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have a delicious ham sandwich."
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to one starving creature, but
another may burst if they
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