| Full Name |
Irv, son of nobody |
| Race |
Daytona 500 |
| Classes/Levels |
I got no class and I'm about a quarter bubble off level |
| Gender |
You know any girls named Irv? |
| Size |
I take a 7 and a half |
| Age |
immaterial |
| Special Abilities |
I dont exist |
| Alignment |
toed in 2 degrees |
| Deity |
Yes |
| Location |
Off to your left, no not over there, your other left, yeah here. |
| Languages |
English, typo, and the kind they don't print in the newspaper |
| Occupation |
Metropolitan idiot, I left my village years ago, I'm considering a statewide run |
| Homepage URL |
I really don't have one. |
About Irv
The most uninterested man in the world.
