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[Ubermench]

Watch out eveybody I think this board is being Sm**fed.

[Callous Jack]

Rent-A-Minion wrote:

I was called here due to suspicious activity. Please present said suspicious acitvity, and let me deal with it. Of course, you could also take your time with it, cause I get paid by the hour.

EDIT: What have you done to me KC?

You've been Tetered, it'll wear off after a while.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Thank you for the info jack

EDIT: oh my god, this is funny

[Butterfrog]

Damn! juz wen froggy wuz gettin' used to da slang!

[Rent-A-Minion]

Anyhow, I still need to deal with suspicious activity. If someone would be so kind?

EDIT: I have nothing against rabbits, please understand.

[The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver]

Kill da wabbits!

[Ubermench]

The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Kill da wabbits!

Spear and magic helmet, sir.

[Rent-A-Minion]

It seems that every hour my accent changes, giving my posts no sense to them. Curses!

[The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver]

Ubermench wrote:

The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Kill da wabbits!

Spear and magic helmet, sir.

Kill da Ubermench!

[Ubermench]

The Smurfs seem to be are adding inflammatory sentences to posts now.
Damm Smurfs.

*Raises spear and dons helmet to defend against Ghost of Kobold Clever*

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[The dancing girls]

Smurfs to the left of me
Hippys to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

[Joey Lafyatis]

Smurf..

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Larry Lichman]

Thet's jest about enuff.

*opens PBR*

*Gets blasted in face*

<BOOM!>

*fires shotgun at three-headed hippeh*

*reloads*

[The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver]

Ubermench wrote:

The Sm*rfs seem to be are adding inflammatory sentences to posts now.

Damm Sm*rfs.

*Raises spear and dons helmet to defend against Ghost of Kobold Clever*

Sorry, I thought you were a three-headed wabbit.

[Kobold Catgirl]

um...ayup?

[Butterfrog]

Ayup!

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Le French Chef!]

Ah-oui!

[Aberzombie]

Dangit Frenchie, ain't ya never learnt how ta tawk raht! Ain't none uh us kin unnerstand uh werd yer sayin.

[Ubermench]

The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

The Sm*rfs seem to be are adding inflammatory sentences to posts now.

Damm Sm*rfs.

*Raises spear and dons helmet to defend against Ghost of Kobold Clever*

Sorry, I thought you were a three-headed wabbit.

Heres your 3 headed rabbit.

P.S. Ayup

[Larry Lichman]

Ubermench wrote:

Ayup

Thet's the smartest thang ya sed so far. 'Bout tahm.

*opens PBR*

Ayup.

[Le French Chef!]

Aberzombie wrote:

Dangit Frenchie, ain't ya never learnt how ta tawk raht! Ain't none uh us kin unnerstand uh werd yer sayin.

I am not speeking zhe Eenglish?

[Ubermench]

The problem is your speaking English when you should be speaking Hillbilly.

[Aberzombie]

Whut's uh Hillbilly? Izzat whut you 3-headed hippehs call yerselfs?

[Butterfrog]

ma za pondfroggy! no hillbilly her

[Ubermench]

hillbilly
Someone who shoots "varmints" with his/her rifle and squaredances in the wee hours of the morning, often at "hoedowns". They say words lyke "spiffy" and "nifty" and enjoy playing the banjo and harmonica. They typically wear overalls with one of the straps undone, straw hat, and no shoes and have a piece of straw hanging outta their mouth. And when they laugh, they dont say hahaha, they say "ahurhur!" Drinks PBR.
hillbilly 1: Howdy Bobby joe! Ready to go a varmint huntin'?
hillbilly2: Sho nuff cuzzin!

[Butterfrog]

reckon!

[Heathansson]

ayup.

[Aberzombie]

ah reckon so.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Purt' near the way o'things, Ghidorah.

Reloads Sarajuana with hippeh bane shot

*click* *click*

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Kobold Catgirl]

ayup.

[Le French Chef!]

Ubermench wrote:

hillbilly

Someone who shoots "varmints" with his/her rifle and squaredances in the wee hours of the morning, often at "hoedowns". They say words lyke "spiffy" and "nifty" and enjoy playing the banjo and harmonica. They typically wear overalls with one of the straps undone, straw hat, and no shoes and have a piece of straw hanging outta their mouth. And when they laugh, they dont say hahaha, they say "ahurhur!" Drinks PBR.
hillbilly 1: Howdy Bobby joe! Ready to go a varmint huntin'?
hillbilly2: Sho nuff cuzzin!

So eef I say speefy and neefty, I am a heelbeely, non?

[Butterfrog]

Ayup!

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Ubermench]

Sho nuff' cuzzin

[Butterfrog]

He, ma' three mor muths to feed, cuzzin's her

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Heck Froggy, that hippeh ain't my cuzzin. Only cuzzin I got's with three heds is cuzzin' Clem an' he lives alla way down in Appalachicola.

[Ubermench]

Tain't I inbred enuff fo ya dinna table.

[Trey]

Wal, don't rightly recall seein inny three headed people in the woods. Furis ah kin tell, thim three headers tenna be sum kinna furrin deity er sum sech. Kina lak thim saskotches.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Yew tellin' me Hooty that thar three heded Ghidorah hippeh is some sorta chang-go-tay like what we had fer BBQ jest naow? Well if'n that don't beat all! Guess it's time fer seconds! Froggy! More Hippeh bane shot!

*click* *click*

***BOOM***

[Ubermench]

*doging buckshot*

Thet's dunit, I'ma callin the revanoures on ya.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Yew go on ahead Ghidorah. Them revenuers caint never find ol' Betsy no matter how many times they wander the hollers 'round heah.

*click* *click*

***BOOM***

[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Kill da wabbit!

[Butterfrog]

Cook da Wabbit!