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We saw an odd Allip in Axetown,
Insane in a Butterfly gown.
Whenever he cried,
We ran to hide,
From the Addled Allip of Axetown.
We saw a Banshee in Bree.
What a marvelous villain was she.
When she came into sight,
Men died of fright
Which made her cackle with glee.
We saw a Couatl in Cairo,
Who thought he would love some snow.
When he saw the sand
That covered the land
To the Arctic he resolved to go.
We once saw a dhole in a hole,
enormous and dripping w/ goo,
when it tried to slide by,
we just about died,
and that was the end for you.
We once saw an erynie in 4E,
that looked like a succubus to me,
but the Wizards on the coast,
thinking they know better than most,
changed her alignment w/ glee.
We once saw a halfing in a huff,
who liked to go 'round in the buff,
he had scared all the girls,
until his flag he unfurled,
when they realized it wasn't enough.
An Invisible Stalker in Idee
Passed hidden from all who could see
'til a priest with True Sight
And an eye for a fight
Pinned it's transparent hide to a tree
In Jalpa we saw a lost Jann
Passing off as a strapping young man
An Ahlissian maid
For who's service he'd paid
Was left with a look that was wan
We sighted a Krenshar in Ket
A fakir thought he'd make it his pet
He dropped to one knee
And implored "Come to me"
Then the skin of it's head made him set
We saw a Lurker at the Threshold,
That made me shiver all over with cold,
It came from Outside,
And I tried to hide,
Because I'm really just not that bold.