farewell2kings |
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I'm currently reading two books:
The Triumph of the Sun by Wilbur Smith (Fall of Khartoum, 1885 in the Sudan, fictional heroic adventure novel set with the Mahdist-British war as a background)
Day of Infamy by Harry Turtledove, what if alternate history book about what would have happened had the Japanese followed up the Pearl Harbor attack with a seaborne invasion of Hawaii.
Locke1520 RPG Superstar 2014 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16 |
I'm reading Dead Beat by Jim Butcher. It's the most recent of his Dresden Novels which is a series similar in tone to Raymond Chandler's Phillip Marlowe detective novels. The big differences are that it's modern and Harry Blackstone Dresden (the plucky detective) is the only wizard to advertise in the Chicago phonebook.
I'm also reading the Bourne Ultimatum by Robert Ludlum.
Lilith |
*casts thread resurrection*
Designing Virtual Worlds - Richard Bartle
Synthetic Worlds: The Business and Culture of Online Games - Edward Castranova
Player's Guide to Eberron
Attack of the Bacon Robots (collected book, volume 1 of Penny Arcade)
A Linux+ certification guide
Gavgoyle |
Lamb: The Gospel according to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
BY Christopher Moore
Lamb is excellent! I thoroughly enjoyed it. I like pretty much all of Christopher Moore's books (although I haven't read his newest 'Dirty Jobs'. My wife did and told me I would really like it.
I just finished 'Going Postal' by Terry Prachett (loved it, as with all Prachett) and am now reading 'Midshipswizard Halcyon Blythe' by James Ward (from the Forgotten Realms: Pools trilogy). I'm enyoing Midshipswizard...kinda a Harry Potter-esque fantasy meets Horatio Hornblower naval adventure. Good for shaking on some nautical flavor before the Savage Tide comes in.
DitheringFool |
And now for something completely different...
I'm just starting The Algebraist by Iain M Banks, but I haven't decided if I like it yet or not. I just completed the Commonwealth Saga by Peter F. Hamilton and I'm still working my way through The Road to Reality by Roger Penrose.
I guess this is my escape from DMing such high fantasy.
R-type |
I’m reading a weird and wonderfully eclectic mix of books at the moment, some old and some new. Isn’t it strange how those favorite reads from your childhood can yield all kinds of shocks and revelations once read with adult eyes?
American Gods by Neil Gaiman
Dragons of Summer Flame by W&H
A Year With Swollen Appendices: The Diary of Brian Eno
by Brian Eno
Me Tarzan - You Jane by Dick Hennessey
In a Persian Kitchen by M. Mazda
Making Latex Clothes by San-kate Mooney
Myths and Folklore of Ireland by Jeremiah Curtin
Our Wullie (collected comic strips from the Sunday post)
‘Under Plum Lake’ by Lionel Davidson
‘Communities Dominate Brands’ by Tomi T. Ahonen and Alan Moore
The Elements of Typographic Style by Robert Bringhurst
The Man Who Knew Too Much: Alan Turing and the Invention of the Computer (Great Discoveries) by David Leavitt
Lips by Byron Edwards
The Indian Slave Trade: The Rise of the English Empire in the American South, 1670-1717 by Alan Gallay
Wolfgang Puck's Pizza, Pasta, and More! by Wolfgang Puck
The Thing: Idol Of Millions TPB by Dan Slott
The Secret Life of Plants by Peter Tompkins and Christopher Bird
Never Enough: The Story of the Cure
by Jeff Apter
Y the Last Man: book 6 'Girl on Girl'
The Jade |
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac existentialist who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog?
The original version (or so I may mistakenly believe):
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who can't get to sleep while pondering the existence of "Dog."
The Jade |
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
Bartender looks up and says, "what, is this a joke?"
What did the the cockney cabbie say to the three eyed, one legged man with no arms?
"Ay-ay-ay! You look 'armless, 'op in."
(well the Ay's are pronounced as I's but I don't know of a legtimate spelling.)
Heathansson |
d13 wrote:That man can turn a phrase until it's dizzy.The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay
by Michael ChabonI am about 100 pages into it right now and I love it. Chabon is a vocabularic wizard.
is "vocabularic" a word?
hmmmm.
Michael Chabon I am not.
Looked for him at the bookstore, came up dry.
BUT, Wikipedia sez he's working on Snow and the Seven for Disney, which will be a martial arts retelling of Snow White.Alzo working on a Kavalier and Klay screenplay, according to Wiki.
Paul McCarthy |
A nerdy type of guy, rich, well dressed but obviously not cool, sees a beautiful girl sitting at the local bar. Mustering up all his courage, he saunters across the floor to her, sizing her up as he goes.
"Well, hello beautiful," he says. He catches her attention and she looks at him with a sneer and disgust. "Get lost, creep"
Determined to play out his hand he replies, "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?" The woman's head perks up and she looks at him with newfound respect and coos, "Why certainly, handsome."
The nerd smiles mischieviously, "Would you sleep with me for five dollars?" The look of disgust and the sneer returns to the woman's face, "Five Dollars!! Are you crazy? With a nerd like you? What the hell do you think I am??!!!"
Which the nerd replies coolly, " We already established what you are my dear, now we are just haggling over the price."
Aubrey the Malformed |
A nerdy type of guy, rich, well dressed but obviously not cool, sees a beautiful girl sitting at the local bar. Mustering up all his courage, he saunters across the floor to her, sizing her up as he goes.
"Well, hello beautiful," he says. He catches her attention and she looks at him with a sneer and disgust. "Get lost, creep"
Determined to play out his hand he replies, "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?" The woman's head perks up and she looks at him with newfound respect and coos, "Why certainly, handsome."
The nerd smiles mischieviously, "Would you sleep with me for five dollars?" The look of disgust and the sneer returns to the woman's face, "Five Dollars!! Are you crazy? With a nerd like you? What the hell do you think I am??!!!"
Which the nerd replies coolly, " We already established what you are my dear, now we are just haggling over the price."
Huh?
Anyway, I'm reading the Endymion Omnibus by Dan Simmons. Very good epic SF, but the first two books (Hyperion and The Fall of Hyperion, collected in the Hyperion Omnibus) are better.
Aubrey the Malformed |
War of the Spider Queen is a very cool series - you'll like it, I'm sure.
Have to disagree a bit. The first volume is good, they gradually decline in quality (to the absolute nadir of Philip Athans volume) before picking up a bit at the end. I finished the series wondering why I had devoted all that time - the end seemed a bit incoherent to me.
Aubrey the Malformed |
What's the matter, Aubrey, you don't get the joke? They were telling jokes for a while on the thread a little higher up.
I am currently reading, The Rite, the third in the series of the Year of Dragons by WOTC. Pretty entertaining yarn so far.
Yeah, I kind of picked up the thread a bit later, in reverse, sort of...
TheDMFromPlanetX |
I'm currently reading two books:
The Triumph of the Sun by Wilbur Smith (Fall of Khartoum, 1885 in the Sudan, fictional heroic adventure novel set with the Mahdist-British war as a background)
Day of Infamy by Harry Turtledove, what if alternate history book about what would have happened had the Japanese followed up the Pearl Harbor attack with a seaborne invasion of Hawaii.
Im currently reading A feast for crows, by George r.r Martin and Warrior: En garde, by Michael A stackpole for the 156th time, or something like that. The cover is repaired with tape so you get the picture
The Jade |
Looked for him at the bookstore, came up dry.
BUT, Wikipedia sez he's working on Snow and the Seven for Disney, which will be a martial arts retelling of Snow White.
Alzo working on a Kavalier and Klay screenplay, according to Wiki.
That sounds like a tall woman surrounded by a bunch of karate dwarves. Hmm... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles anyone?
d13 |
A nerdy type of guy, rich, well dressed but obviously not cool, sees a beautiful girl sitting at the local bar. Mustering up all his courage, he saunters across the floor to her, sizing her up as he goes.
"Well, hello beautiful," he says. He catches her attention and she looks at him with a sneer and disgust. "Get lost, creep"
Determined to play out his hand he replies, "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?" The woman's head perks up and she looks at him with newfound respect and coos, "Why certainly, handsome."
The nerd smiles mischieviously, "Would you sleep with me for five dollars?" The look of disgust and the sneer returns to the woman's face, "Five Dollars!! Are you crazy? With a nerd like you? What the hell do you think I am??!!!"
Which the nerd replies coolly, " We already established what you are my dear, now we are just haggling over the price."
I have heard this story ascribed to George Bernard Shaw.
Not that anyone cares, but if you're ever on jeopardy and the answer is: Victoria Era Whore Storiesthe answer is probably either, "Jack the Ripper" or "George Bernard Shaw"
just FYI. . .
Troy Taylor |
D&D shared world fiction, which is unusual for me. With the exceptional effort of Salvatore, Cunningham and Weis/Hickman, I'm usually disappointed by the genre. But this Eberron-themed stuff has been pretty good.
"In the Claws of the Tiger," by James Wyatt (nice guy, he signed it for me at GenCon).
"Eberron: Tales of the Last War," anthology. I'm halfway thru. So far, the best story is by Edward Bolme.
I also picked up at the used book store: "Warlocks and Warriors," edited by L.Sprague de Camp; an anthology compiled in 1970 and published by Berkley Medallion. It has short stories by Ray Capella, Lin Carter, Robert E. Howard, Henry Kuttner, Fritz Leiber, C.L. Moore, Lord Dunsany, Clark Ashton Smith, H.G. Wells and Roger Zalazny. It's a treasurehouse of sword'n'sorcery short fiction!
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I'm currently reading a 1960 paperback called "Planet of Peril," by Otis Adelbert Kline. In his day Kline was seen as the only Edgar Rice Burroughs clone worthy of the master. He discovered Robert E. Howard and acted as his literary agent, and served on the editorial staff of "Weird Tales."
And now he is pretty much forgotten.
--Erik