Chewbacca, because linemen
should have bowcasters
instead of stratocasters
reported sports' newscasters.
were extremely horny
satyrs allowed mating
completely random clauses.
"and ::punctuation," would;.
cast Detect Good
to expose the
happy go lucky
gnome wild mage
for the Narc
who couldn't count well.
"Or could he?"
pondered the rogue.
"Jibjab!" shouted Phillip.
**** OFF TOPIC. good one Chris. **** LOL!
Being somewhat malformed,
the druid was
talking to himself
with both mouthes,
drow-scalp frittatas.
Meanwhile, at another
jaded svirfneblin's secret
dressing room, the
cross-eyed cyclops
presented granite roses
to Nimbletoad, his
favorite tiny dancer.
Unfortunately, the disco
ball fell, crushing
the cyclops' iPod.
The now unfashionable
masses rose up
and danced to
Nimbletoad's musical stylings
Seething with jell-o
(with due credit to Chris Wissel for the line I just stole ;)
with shredded carrots
GWAR arrived and
easy, peaceful feeling
Sealy Posture-pedic Matress
tag, which clearly
alerted the Federales
They sprinted north
awhile, but tuckered
out and decided