orcish lounge singer's
heavily pierced left
vocal cord. "Belkar!"
was tattooed on
The hobbit cleric's
grandmother's heavily pierced
inner lip. Clerics
dislike "Belkar", especially
when it distracts
his inner lip.
Denethrios the Sage
ate his own
soul for knowledge
It tastes bitter.
He gazed at
his soul-les body
blizzard came quickly
obscuring the vision
of King Kanut.
The king stood
overlooking the pass
Ice devils flew
of a cookie,
and shrieked their
disagreement of the
horrible acidic taste.
King Kanut's cookies
where slightly soggy
and pirates don't
eat salty cookies.
made with rum
can cause tipsy-ness,
which often leads
to hospital visits.
"Hic! Whatsh da...
time when you
can't see straight
fo' dwunken blish?"
"Who said that?"
cried the king
wearing a bad