ask. While fools
are parted from
brass ball-less
castrateing Drow priestesses.
Speaking of ballcrushers,
female tiefling accountants,
have a penchant
for extreme sexual
makovers--especially, when
buff demonic studs
sporting spikey hair
lambada before them.
Once, the legends
of ancient Bolognatania
spake of a
creature named Nilbog!
This slithering monstrosity
played annoying songs
backwards, proving goblins
have secret codes
hidden in their
spatio-temporal reversal.
This rewrites the
Unifying Nilbog Theorem
which states that
All pie is
as pie does.
Meanwhile, the rogue
nostalgic for headcheese,
convinced a wizard
gnome named Cheesehead
to dish out
mozzarella pizza golems
and spellstitched gorgonzola
to confused illithids
allowing him to
cut the cheesiest
lounge singer's pay.
The goblin bandmembers
were unceremoniously slain.
Loki drank vodka
from the cleric's
Decanter of Endless
Kickyerasgard mineral water,
sacriligiously profaning absolutely
a holy font
, Helvetica. Loki laughed
and pet his
existential angst experiencing
Odin's stern displeasure.