>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

I blame Cosmo for being awakened by a 5.8 earthquake this morning.

Jerk.

Cosmo, are you aware that when your mustache starts tap dancing, Alaska falls apart?

Guy St-Amant wrote:

I blame Cosmo that Paizonians don't have time for roleplay topics/blogs anymore.

Are you blaming Cosmo for Paizo Staff Members not having time for blogs anymore or Paizo community members not having time for blogs anymore? 'Cause I ain't no employee, but I write blog posts on lots of topics three times a week over on my blog, Everyman Gaming.

Paizo Staff members.

Guy St-Amant wrote:

I blame Cosmo that Paizonians don't have time for roleplay topics/blogs anymore.

Are you blaming Cosmo for Paizo Staff Members not having time for blogs anymore or Paizo community members not having time for blogs anymore? 'Cause I ain't no employee, but I write blog posts on lots of topics three times a week over on my blog, Everyman Gaming.

I Blame Cosmo for this shameless self promotion.

I blame Cosmo for the tummyache I now have after discovering deep fried bacon.

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Guy St-Amant wrote:

I blame Cosmo that Paizonians don't have time for roleplay topics/blogs anymore.

Are you blaming Cosmo for Paizo Staff Members not having time for blogs anymore or Paizo community members not having time for blogs anymore? 'Cause I ain't no employee, but I write blog posts on lots of topics three times a week over on my blog, Everyman Gaming.

I Blame Cosmo for this shameless self promotion.

It's a good blog, you should read it.

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Guy St-Amant wrote:

I blame Cosmo that Paizonians don't have time for roleplay topics/blogs anymore.

Are you blaming Cosmo for Paizo Staff Members not having time for blogs anymore or Paizo community members not having time for blogs anymore? 'Cause I ain't no employee, but I write blog posts on lots of topics three times a week over on my blog, Everyman Gaming.

I Blame Cosmo for this shameless self promotion.

You should also blame Cosmo for the fact that you promoted me by quoting my link. And blame him again because you promoted me two times more (once when Tels quoted your post and again when I quoted your post).

Its like I'm evil symbiont that cannot be stopped!

John Kretzer wrote:

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Guy St-Amant wrote:

I blame Cosmo that Paizonians don't have time for roleplay topics/blogs anymore.

Are you blaming Cosmo for Paizo Staff Members not having time for blogs anymore or Paizo community members not having time for blogs anymore? 'Cause I ain't no employee, but I write blog posts on lots of topics three times a week over on my blog, Everyman Gaming.

I Blame Cosmo for this shameless self promotion.

You should also blame Cosmo for the fact that you promoted me by quoting my link. And blame him again because you promoted me two times more (once when Tels quoted your post and again when I quoted your post).

Its like I'm evil symbiont that cannot be stopped! [/QUOTE

Oooh! Does this mean I can put on a suit, and sun glasses and start calling people "Mr. Anderson?"

Alexander Augunas wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Guy St-Amant wrote:

I blame Cosmo that Paizonians don't have time for roleplay topics/blogs anymore.

Are you blaming Cosmo for Paizo Staff Members not having time for blogs anymore or Paizo community members not having time for blogs anymore? 'Cause I ain't no employee, but I write blog posts on lots of topics three times a week over on my blog, Everyman Gaming.

I Blame Cosmo for this shameless self promotion.

You should also blame Cosmo for the fact that you promoted me by quoting my link. And blame him again because you promoted me two times more (once when Tels quoted your post and again when I quoted your post).

Its like I'm evil symbiont that cannot be stopped!

Oooh! Does this mean I can put on a suit, and sun glasses and start calling people "Mr. Anderson?"

LOL.

Wait, the spamming is a problem with the Matrix.

I blame Cosmo for the post-Pockyclypse outbreak of spammer-cockroach-kobold hybrids.

Tels wrote:

Alexander Augunas wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Guy St-Amant wrote:

I blame Cosmo that Paizonians don't have time for roleplay topics/blogs anymore.

Are you blaming Cosmo for Paizo Staff Members not having time for blogs anymore or Paizo community members not having time for blogs anymore? 'Cause I ain't no employee, but I write blog posts on lots of topics three times a week over on my blog, Everyman Gaming.

I Blame Cosmo for this shameless self promotion.

You should also blame Cosmo for the fact that you promoted me by quoting my link. And blame him again because you promoted me two times more (once when Tels quoted your post and again when I quoted your post).

Its like I'm evil symbiont that cannot be stopped!

Oooh! Does this mean I can put on a suit, and sun glasses and start calling people "Mr. Anderson?"

LOL.

Wait, the spamming is a problem with the Matrix.

Babagee says there is no spoon.

I blame Cosmo for Eurovision.

If Paizo received a dollar everytimes someone blames Cosmo...

If Paizo received a dollar everytimes someone blames Cosmo...

I blame Cosmo for Paizo not receiving a dollar every time someone blames Cosmo.

Have you ever been minding your own business when all of a sudden, you realize something has changed, and changed for the much worse? The feeling of a chorus line of clown pugwampis doing jazz hands over your future Trenzalore?

I haven't figured out what you've done now, Cosmo, but I unreservedly blame you for it.

I blame Cosmo for not having the last name "Kramer".

I blame Cosmo for breaking all my Army Men.

I blame Cosmo for all this glorious sunshine outside. :|

It's raining here. Cosmo's fault.

My car was covered in plant-based material this morning - blown about by the wind and stuck to the car by the rain. I had to spend a few minutes clearing off my car.

I then found myself stuck behind a slow-moving motorist. Had I not had to clear off my car I would not have been stuck behind them.

Finally I found myself stuck at a railroad crossing just as a long, slow-moving train began to pass. Fifteen minutes I sat there. I would have been able to get through the crossing with several minutes to spare if it weren't for the previous two delays.

And I blame Cosmo for all three. What did I do to you to deserve this?

My car was covered in plant-based material this morning - blown about by the wind and stuck to the car by the rain. I had to spend a few minutes clearing off my car.

I then found myself stuck behind a slow-moving motorist. Had I not had to clear off my car I would not have been stuck behind them.

Finally I found myself stuck at a railroad crossing just as a long, slow-moving train began to pass. Fifteen minutes I sat there. I would have been able to get through the crossing with several minutes to spare if it weren't for the previous two delays.

And I blame Cosmo for all three. What did I do to you to deserve this?

Deserve got nothing to do with it.

I Blame Cosmo for the fact that some people won't get the movie the above is from.

I blame Cosmo for Paizo not receiving a dollar every time someone blames Cosmo.

The word is that Paizo by a secret UN resolution gets $3,000,000,000,000 a year for willingly housing Cosmo and distracting him somewhat and limiting his damage to the rest of the world.

It all seemed like a sort of kind of almost bearable deal until Lisa found out that Cosmo insurance cost them $3,000,000,000,001 a year.

Anyway I blame Cosmo because when I got off work today it was raining a little bit. On my half and hour drive home it turned completely torrential right after I left with the rain so dense visibility was as low as 12-15 meters most of the way and I had to drive practically half blind. It cleared up right before I pulled into my driveway. You give Cosmo access to a scrying device and a weather controlling machine and see what happens.

Uncle Teddy wrote:

...And I blame Cosmo for all three. What did I do to you to deserve this?

Deserve got nothing to do with it.

I Blame Cosmo for the fact that some people won't get the movie the above is from.

Well, that's just unforgivable.

I blame Cosmo for that too.

I blame cosmo for gnomes.

I blame cosmo for gnomes.

:|

Netflix streaming has nothing on. Cosmo's fault

Cosmo sunk the Santa Maria. He passed out on grog, leaving a cabin boy to steer in total darkness.

I blame Cosmo for being smarter than I thought.

Cosmo sunk the Santa Maria. He passed out on grog, leaving a cabin boy to steer in total darkness.

This post is my 1000 favorited.

Cosmo is to blame.

Cosmo sunk the Santa Maria. He passed out on grog, leaving a cabin boy to steer in total darkness.

Yeah, leaving Chris Elliot unsupervised, let alone in charge, is always a bad idea.

I also blame Cosmo for this.

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Cosmo sunk the Santa Maria. He passed out on grog, leaving a cabin boy to steer in total darkness.

Yeah, leaving Chris Elliot unsupervised, let alone in charge, is always a bad idea.

I also blame Cosmo for this.

It was the giant, flying, talking cupcake that lead me astray...

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Cosmo sunk the Santa Maria. He passed out on grog, leaving a cabin boy to steer in total darkness.

Yeah, leaving Chris Elliot unsupervised, let alone in charge, is always a bad idea.

I also blame Cosmo for this.

It was the giant, flying, talking cupcake that lead me astray...

Chocolate? Strawberry? Raspberry? Vanilla? Etc?

I blame Cosmo for this.

*hat over beard, hand over heart*

What about the moustache?

I [Redacted] Cosmo for THAT!

Niiiiice.

I blame Cosmo that the majority of people who watch the 'Alaska' shows won't read this article.

I swear on Sara Marie's good name if one more person tells me "they know all about Alaska because they watch *insert TV show here* all the time" I'm going to fly down there and give Cosmo a big ol' hug and a sloppy kiss on the cheek.

I far know more of Alaska from Northern Exposure than any reality TV show or Sarah Palin. Everything I know of Alaska from school consists of: "Sutter's Folly" and the Bering Straits in WWII.

I blame the Florida public education system on Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo that anybody takes any reality show as proof of anything.

I far know more of Alaska from Northern Exposure than any reality TV show or Sarah Palin. Everything I know of Alaska from school consists of: "Sutter's Folly" and the Bering Straits in WWII.

I blame the Florida public education system on Cosmo.

No Iditarod?

I far know more of Alaska from Northern Exposure than any reality TV show or Sarah Palin. Everything I know of Alaska from school consists of: "Sutter's Folly" and the Bering Straits in WWII.

I blame the Florida public education system on Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for Ambrosia's schooling. It's "Sewards's Folly".

Sutter's Folly is when (I think James?) Sutter found fool's gold in California and initiated the California Gold Rush. Even though the gold he found was fake, others found real gold.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I far know more of Alaska from Northern Exposure than any reality TV show or Sarah Palin. Everything I know of Alaska from school consists of: "Sutter's Folly" and the Bering Straits in WWII.

I blame the Florida public education system on Cosmo.

No Iditarod?

Funnily enough, the cartoon movie Balto is a more accurate depiction of Alaska than the 'real' TV seen today.

This is Cosmo's work.

I blame Cosmo that I didn't remember the Iditarod.

I blame Cosmo that I couldn't think of a better punchline to illustrate poor education than "Sutter's Folly."

I blame Cosmo that I've never seen Balto.

Cosmo added me on Facebook. His posts are surprisingly literate and most of them involve his attempts to raise awareness about the evils of the world.

Probably so they can eliminate them, making Cosmo the Prime Evil. El Cosmo de la Diablo ....

I blame Cosmo for Texas advertising the "Double Whopper: Biggest State, Biggest Combo" and below that in small font is (nobody counts Alaska).

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I blame Cosmo for Texas advertising the "Double Whopper: Biggest State, Biggest Combo" and below that in small font is (nobody counts Alaska).

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I blame Cosmo for thinking this was funny despite the pain it causes Tels and other people from Alaska.

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Texas advertising the "Double Whopper: Biggest State, Biggest Combo" and below that in small font is (nobody counts Alaska).

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I blame Cosmo for thinking this was funny despite the pain it causes Tels and other people from Alaska.

Not really pain, so much as frustration. It can be very frustrating to live up here and deal with the ignorance or outright stupidity of people elsewhere. [Edit] And the shipping. Oh gods the shipping. For people elsewhere, it's cheaper to buy stuff online, most of the time, but for us? Unless you can get it free shipping, you can sometimes pay vastly more in shipping than the item actually costs. That and plane tickets; it some times costs twice as much to fly out of Alaska as it is to fly up to Alaska.

My mother went of vacation and was standing in line for a ride and overheard people talking about Alaska. One person went on and on about how the Alaska shows were fake, because there are no roads up here. When she tried to prove them wrong and said that she lives in Alaska and showed her Alaska Driver's License, the lady she was talking to told her the license was a fake, and she knows there are no roads because her cousin knows someone that is a pilot in Alaska and he told her cousin they have to fly everything in because there are no roads.

My Aunt and Uncle came up from the states last year, and couldn't use their cell phones because, despite having unlimited minutes within the US (of which Alaska was shown to count), while they were up here in Alaska, they were charged fees for using their phone in another country.

Or things like getting in arguments with people about stupid stuff, like whether or not their .45 pistol is enough protection against a brown/grizzly bear 'because it works on black bears and brown bears aren't much bigger' (according to quote-end-quote "experts" who've never been here).

Or people going on and on about Sarah Palin and how stupid she is, when all she happens to be is a 'real' person that got thrust into big time politics, and unlike the other politicians that were groomed from birth for such jobs, she happens to have lived a normal life and been a normal person. That and the whole I can see Russia from my House! crap that spawned because of Saturday Night Live parodying her.

I dunno, I just really hate the fact that, despite Alaska being very important to the US (both economically, politically and in a strategic military fashion), it seems like most people disregard Alaska as some 'other country' instead of as an actual state of the union.

There is a lot of pent up frustration in Alaskans with how the people of other states, or even countries, treat us, or portray us. All of this frustration is absolutely Cosmo's fault.

John Kretzer wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Texas advertising the "Double Whopper: Biggest State, Biggest Combo" and below that in small font is (nobody counts Alaska).

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I blame Cosmo for thinking this was funny despite the pain it causes Tels and other people from Alaska.

Not really pain, so much as frustration. It can be very frustrating to live up here and deal with the ignorance or outright stupidity of people elsewhere.

Yeah it must be hard living in igloos and stuff...

Tels wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Texas advertising the "Double Whopper: Biggest State, Biggest Combo" and below that in small font is (nobody counts Alaska).

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I blame Cosmo for thinking this was funny despite the pain it causes Tels and other people from Alaska.

Not really pain, so much as frustration. It can be very frustrating to live up here and deal with the ignorance or outright stupidity of people elsewhere.

Yeah it must be hard living in igloos and stuff...

See, that, I don't mind. Alaskans have been known to encourage that myth by building igloo villages for visiting friends who don't know any better.