Witz Geschichtserzähler's page

No bonus XP

day job: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 24
reroll: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15

Witz moves to get a clear shot, or at least where only one ally is blocking him, and fires
attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
damage: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Witz will step next to Archer and take a shot at Zohir
attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28
damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Lingering performance

spellcraft: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
nature: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22
Witz moves behind Archer and uses smite evil on Zohir.
It most be zee zolztice, as she poot out her wraiths
Move action bardic performance.

Witz takes a few hits from his wand to recover
CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Doez anyvone else need healink?

Witz will end his performance, starting lingering performance, and ready an attack if he has one or less allies blocking him.

Witz's readied action goes off
Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

Witz moves to the door and readies an attack should the alchemist not take his friends offer to surrender.

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Gee dangit

Sounts like a plan to me

I heard fighting, did I miss somesink?
Witz says coming around the hall as Archer demolishes the second skeleton.

Witz ends his performance and fires at purple.

longbow: 1d20 + 9 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 9 + 1 - 2 = 15
damge: 1d8 + 1 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 4 = 8

Witz then begins moving up the stairs.
Lingering performance

If ve just sink about it as ztopping a bad guy I'm sure Eraztil vill unterstand, ja? Zis reminds me of a time I had to raid a carafan to tezt zeir defensez...

Bardic performance

comedy: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32

Witz moves to the back of the party and begins a bardic performance.

nature: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

Ife zeen a lot of creatures in my life but zis one takes zee cake, und it probably ate it too.
Bardic performance

Witz does have message
Perhaps ve shood haf a plan first
Witz says putting his hand in front of Kipp

aid: 1d20 ⇒ 17
aid 2: 1d20 ⇒ 8
aid 3: 1d20 ⇒ 9

survival: 1d20 ⇒ 9

clw wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
clw wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
clw wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
clw wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
clw wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
finally all healed

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8nope!
clw wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2wow

Dungeoneering: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

special abilities and special attacks

bow, DA: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17-4if trip successful
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

take 10 diplomacy: 10 + 11 = 21

So seeze tunnelz ver formed from large vorm-like creatures und tektonik moofment. Ve should be careful not to get lost in ze many tunnelz.

perform: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20

Witz takes a step back and fires an arrow at the bug that attacked him.

Arrow1d20 + 5 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 5 + 1 + 1 = 13

Damage1d8 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 + 1 = 3

five foot step, lingering performance

Witz cups his hamd over his mouth and Kipp hears a voice in his mind.

I knew a child of Groeatis was too weak to tear down our door hehehehe

cast message on Kipp

Time to turn back zee clock

cast memory lapse on Kipp DC 15

Witz lets the laughter longer and takes aim at the red skeleton

blunt arrow: 1d20 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 5 + 1 = 7

damage: 1d8 ⇒ 1

I sink zee preferred mesod vould be to put zis speerit to rest. Zo let uz vait unt zee vat it does.

Dungeoneering: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

Witz takes fires an arrow at the darkness.

arrow: 1d20 + 5 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 5 + 1 + 1 = 17

>50: 1d100 ⇒ 57

damage: 1d8 ⇒ 3

2nd round of lingering performance

Witz moves behind Rorik.

Its a shame ve haf to fight zis man, he seems like zee type who vould gif you a hand.

starting Bardic Performance

local?: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16

diplomacy: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26

diplomacy: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23

nobility: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13

Witz will move to the other side of Forty and take a shot.

blunt arrow: 1d20 + 5 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 5 + 1 - 4 = 16

damage: 1d8 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 + 1 = 1

Witz moves next to Gordy and ceases his tomfoolery and fires at the orange skeley-boy.

blunt arrow: 1d20 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 5 + 1 = 9

damage: 1d8 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 + 1 = 3

ending performance starting lingering performance

Witz continues to move forward.

Do you know vy skeletonz alvays run avay? Zey haf no gutz.

move and bardic performance

I remember there being a conflict with other feats I'll be taking, may have to double check

Witz moves around the table and starts to work on blue.

blunt arrow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20

damage: 1d8 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

local: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27

religion: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

special defenses? Assuming DR bludgeoning Witz will move up, drawing his bow and fire a blunt arrow

Witz keeps on keeping on

swim: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18

Witz attempts to actually make some progress this time.

swim: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16

swim: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Mavin
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

Gerherd
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

Witz is too distracted identifying spells to make progress.

Mavin

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

Gerhard

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Witz dons his flippers and begins to swim.

swim: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

move action to don flippers amd move action to move at quarter speed

Witz moves to the edge of the water and pulls out his flippers.

I knew zese vould come in handy some day

move action to edge of water and move action to pull out flippers

Witz also proceeds to purchase 5sp of practice arrows.

Vell I vas unconzious at zee time, zo I do not zink I vould be conzidered an expert. However, zis zeems like a friendly von and I am interezted to zee vat zis group can do.

A tall, thin man with a familiar pendant around his neck approaches. Hallo! My name iz Vitz Geschichtserzähler, but you all may call me Vitz. I can help profide zupport from ze back viz my bow und performanzes; az vell az profidink healink in a pinch. Ach, I zee anozer vorshiper ov Eraztil, how do you do? He then proceeds to run over to Archer.

let me know if the accent becomes a problem and I can stop using it.