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Ageron wrote:
Uncle Teddy wrote:
And yes, some people have gotten their pdfs.
Who? Well, me apparently. Just got the email. And my books haven't shipped yet either. I'd check your email and if there's no codes then there's definitely a problem.

No code.

No email.
Nothing.


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Ed Reppert wrote:
There's no such thing as "a right to be furious". That said, if you are, you are. I think you're over-reacting, but that's just me.

This is NOT an isolated incident with them. I have had issues with orders in the past and it took them OVER A MONTH each time to resolve, with me having to contact them several times each time.

There is no over-reacting when this happens several times. Yes, I have every right to be angry. They responded to others' issues and questions but did not respond to mine, both before and after I posted my issue. They told others of issues with their orders but said nothing to me.


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Jasonomicon Ex Mortis wrote:
Uncle Teddy wrote:

THIS IS RIDICULOUS - NO CONFIRMATION EMAIL AND I CONTACTED PAIZO THREE TIMES PLUS I POSTED ON THE GAMES ON TABLETOP WEBSITE AND NO RESPONSE FROM PAIZO. I CHECK MY ORDER AND IT'S PENDING BECAUSE PAIZO CLAIMS THEY CAN'T SHIP IT USING THE SELECTED METHOD (THAT THEY CHOSE). I TRY TO CHANGE THE METHOD AND IT DOESN'T SAVE BECAUSE THE SITE REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE I CHANGED THE SHIPPING METHOD! AND NOW IT'S FLAGGED AS CHANGING SHIPPING!

AND NO PDF CODES EITHER!

THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS! PAIZO FIX THIS NOW! I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY!

I believe Paizo's customer support people are very understaffed at the moment. It sucks, and doesn't help you right now, but when they do get back to you, they will take care of you. Paizo has always been great about fixing mistakes on their end.

And if it makes you feel any better, it looks like no one else got their pdfs today either so you aren't missing out on anything yet anyway

This is NOT an isolated incident with them. I have had issues with orders in the past and it took them OVER A MONTH each time to resolve.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Uncle Teddy wrote:

THIS IS RIDICULOUS - NO CONFIRMATION EMAIL AND I CONTACTED PAIZO THREE TIMES PLUS I POSTED ON THE GAMES ON TABLETOP WEBSITE AND NO RESPONSE FROM PAIZO. I CHECK MY ORDER AND IT'S PENDING BECAUSE PAIZO CLAIMS THEY CAN'T SHIP IT USING THE SELECTED METHOD (THAT THEY CHOSE). I TRY TO CHANGE THE METHOD AND IT DOESN'T SAVE BECAUSE THE SITE REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE I CHANGED THE SHIPPING METHOD! AND NOW IT'S FLAGGED AS CHANGING SHIPPING!

AND NO PDF CODES EITHER!

THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS! PAIZO FIX THIS NOW! I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY!

Easy. It's past 7 my time, I'm sure paizo is closed at the moment. Give them a day to try to fix this.

You're missing the point. I contacted them several times over several days via different methods. They never responded to me yet they responded to others. They never told me there was an issue with my order. They were open when I posted and they are still open.

Oh, and this is the day people were supposed to receive the PDF codes by, which I never got yet others have.

I have every right to be furious.


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THIS IS RIDICULOUS - NO CONFIRMATION EMAIL AND I CONTACTED PAIZO THREE TIMES PLUS I POSTED ON THE GAMES ON TABLETOP WEBSITE AND NO RESPONSE FROM PAIZO. I CHECK MY ORDER AND IT'S PENDING BECAUSE PAIZO CLAIMS THEY CAN'T SHIP IT USING THE SELECTED METHOD (THAT THEY CHOSE). I TRY TO CHANGE THE METHOD AND IT DOESN'T SAVE BECAUSE THE SITE REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE I CHANGED THE SHIPPING METHOD! AND NOW IT'S FLAGGED AS CHANGING SHIPPING!

AND NO PDF CODES EITHER!

THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS! PAIZO FIX THIS NOW! I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY!


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They were separate universes at one point but this one individual in one of the alternate realities - Thanos I believe his name was - discovered some magical stones and placed them in a glove and snapped his fingers. The residual energies traveled through the dimensions and time and merged the two universes. Turned out to be better for both universes.


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I've found jobs for all of them. I do need someone to clean up my kitchen and do the dishes. And I do have a lot of dishes that need washing and drying. Plus I have quite a few gardens and farms that need tending. Those dire dairy cows don't clean up their messes themselves.

* smiles evilly *


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My dear Count, Teddy and Fred are doing fine. In fact, they are on a quest to retrieve some special ingredients for some new recipes I picked up on my travels, including a wonderful roast turkey to die - or live in your case - for.

* hands the Count a scroll and some strange glowing rocks *

Here's a list of realities I think you might enjoy and the keys to enter and leave them. Now I must want you, don't stay too long in some of them else you may never want to leave.

I saw so many wonderful things I really don't know where to begin. I did pick up some souvenirs for everyone.

* reaches into my coat pocket and begins to pull out all sorts of things and hands them out *

Oh dear me, the fortress was lovely Dowager's summer home. I really wish someone had told me that. I would have revealed the doorway to my wine cellar then. To be honest I do get worried when strange architecture begins appearing on places I have food and drink stored. I really thought those redcaps and pugiwumpis would have made notice of the signs that said "Property of Grandpa Wonderbra. Please ask for permission before entering." Oh well, I guess that's how those impish creatures can be.

* bangs cane on the ground and a door made of petrified wood suddenly appears within the fortress, which has been restored to its former glory *

There, now you fine folks can enjoy the wine I have there.

Has anyone seen Goattoucher. One of the realities was dominated by Cenobytes and they had this most wonderful back-scratcher. I saw it and though Goattoucher would enjoy it. It looks like an ordinary back-scratcher but when one with the proper training uses it...
... well, that's why I thought of Goattoucher. He is someone who does have the proper training.


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* A pillar of rainbow-colored light strikes Ang'Knorac Fortress and the smell of freshly-baked goods fills the air for hundreds of miles around *

Hello all! Apologies for being gone so long but it was time for my once-a-millennium vacation. Decided to visit a few alternate realities I haven't been to in some time.

My dear Count, I don't think you will need to worry about any opposing forces in this lovely little fortress. I removed them. Seems these naughty little fools built their little building over one of my wine cellars.


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MikeMikeMikeMikeMike...
What day is it?
It's Hump Day!

Or, as I like to say...

It's Mid-Week Hug Time!

* grabs everyone in a big fluffy hug-o-massive-love *

Always be your awesome selves.


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* fluffs up even more so than usual *

* lays down on the ground, curled up in a ball and looking like a giant extra-fluffy bean bag chair *

If anyone needs a soft, fluffy place to rest I'm here.

* gives the signal and skittermander hug army runs out to spread the love *


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Good morning all you beautiful people. Wishing you all an awesome day.

* sends out skittermanders to spread the love and hugs *

And, as always, stay awesome.


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* Finally frees myself from Rysky's hug *

Hope everyone's having a good day. And for those of us celebrating the Quarter of July stay safe. There's a lot of crazies out there launching explosives into the sky. ;-)

* grabs everyone in a one of my big fluffy bear hugs *


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Sneak Mega-Bear-Hug!

* grabs everyone in a big, fluffy bear hug *

I missed you all! Stupid life. I'll try not to be gone so long.

* grabs Cindy in an extra-special bear hug *

You go, girl!


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Where's Freehold? His weather dominator is on the fritz again.

In the meantime...

* grabs everyone in cold areas in a big warm bear hug and sends out skittermanders with cold drinks to those in the heat *


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* sneaks in all ninja-like *

Sneak-attack bear hug!

* grabs everyone in a big fluffy bear hug *


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* walks in, lets out a mighty roar to banish the darkness from the last year and to welcome in the light for the new year *

Merry New Year, All!

* Sends out skittermanders to give the first hugs of the new year *

Always be your awesome selves this new year as you were in the last. The world needs more people like all of you.


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* pulls up wearing a Santa suit in a sleigh pulled by eight skittermanders wearing antlers and Fred wearing antlers and a glowing red nose *

Quit your grumbling Fred - this was your idea.

Happy Crimbus and Merry Holidaze to all you wonderful people.

* watches as Fred and the skittermanders rush off to give hugs to all *

Dangit, Fred. Wait up!


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Wow! I can't believe it! I won! Many thanks to all the generaous contributors and an extra special thanks to Taig. This was fun.


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Jason Nelson wrote:
taig wrote:

We're getting near the end, as it is now

** spoiler omitted **

Uncle Teddy's luck with 1s pays off this time, netting a book from Legendary Games. Nedreow is disqualified from J4RH3D's "luckiest unluckiest" prize with the only 20. I'll be in touch soon.

Random roll says....

Path of Villains for Uncle Teddy!

Email me and I'll send you the file!

Woohoo! My unluck holds out! Thanks Jason. I'll be emailing you shortly.


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Good morning, everyone. We're halfway through the week.

* sends out skittermander army, all dressed in elf costumes, to spread hugs, handshakes, high-fives, head-nods, knowing winks, fist-bumps, love, and positive vibes *

Always be the wonderful people you are.


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Another nat 20? At least the crit confirm failed...
Wait...
Did I want the crit to confirm?

:D


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Congrats to all the winners.

Taig, you might want to check that dice roller. All these 20's seems like something is off. ;-)


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VixieMoondew wrote:
Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
VixieMoondew wrote:
Tried to play local PFS but they said the table was full even though I reserved a spot in advance >:(

...that's not right.

It sucks, but it’s a different GM and a different location than I usually play. I’ve marked the GM on my “avoid his tables” list (so far he’s the only one on it) and I’ll stick to my greener local pasture.

So if he's on your "avoid his tables" list does that mean I don't need to maul him? Can I give him an uncomfortable bear hug then?

* sends out skittermander army, all dressed in elf costumes, to spread hugs, handshakes, high-fives, head-nods, knowing winks, fist-bumps, and love *

Dangit, you were supposed to wait until next week to wear the costumes.


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Natural 20 followed by a Natural 1 - yep, that's me. :)

Congrats to all of the winners.

And I second Ragadolf - many thanks to all the generous contributors.


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* runs in and grabs everyone in big, fluffy bear hugs *

Nobody expects the Fluffy Inquisition.

* runs out *


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I'll stick with being fluffy and huggable - it's just who I am. And I'll prove it too.

* grabs everyone in a big, fluffy bear hug *


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VixieMoondew wrote:
Who else out here being gay and cute on this beautiful Monday morning?

Aren't you always gay and cute?


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* wanders in, shakes off the snow, and plops down in front of the fire to dry off *

Ugh, Monday.

One moment, folks, and I'll be ready to personally give hugs. In the meanwhile...

* sends out skittermander army to spread the hugs, handshakes, high-fives, fistbumps, thumbs-up, winks, knowing nods, love, and positive vibes *


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Count me in.


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It's Rysky's birthday?

* runs in wearing a party hat *

* grabs Rysky in a big hug *

Merry Birthday!

Anyone else want a hug? Just to make sure I don't miss anyone - skittermanders assemble!

* sends out skittermander army wearing party hats to spread the hugs, handshakes, high-fives, fistbumps, thumbs-up, winks, knowing nods, love, and positive vibes *


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* sends out skittermander army to spread the hugs, handshakes, high-fives, fistbumps, thumbs-up, winks, knowing nods, love, and positive vibes *

Happy Friday Eve All!

To day feels like a good day to listen to Queen. (Then again, is there ever a bad day to listen to Queen?)

* gently picks up Wei Ji *

Allow me to serve as your personal transport today.


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It's cold - been below freezing every day this week. Glad I got all this fur to keep warm.

* grabs everyone in a big, soft, fluffy, warm hug *

Always remember - you all rock!


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* grabs everyone in a bug, soft, fluffy, protective bear hug *

It's Black Friday. For all of you daring the stores or on the road today stay safe.

For those of you staying home - lucky! ;)

For those of us working today - I feel your pain.

And always remember - be your awesome selves.


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Merry Thanksgiving Eve All!

* sends out skittermanders dressed in cute little turkey costumes to spread the hugs, love, and positivity *

Stay awesome all of you! A preemptive "I am thankful" for all of you -you make this world a better place.


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VixieMoondew wrote:

I'm guessing there'll be a third group that shows up and wins the day out of nowhere. After all...

** spoiler omitted **

That's it. Game's over. Vixie wins.


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* sends out skittermander hug army to share my love for today *

Hey all!

Has anyone seen Paizo's holiday card for this year? It features a viscous battle between two groups of Paizo's most ferocious creatures for supremacy over a frozen land.

My money's on...:
The skittermanders winning the snowball fight. Being able to make, wield, and throw three snowballs to the goblins' one gives them the edge.


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* sends out skittermander hug army *

Happy Friday Eve, All.

* sends out my love to all *


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* sends in skittermander hug army *

Back to work from my much-needed vaca. Voted Tuesday then saw Bohemian Rhapsody. I thought it was pretty good but seemed rushed at points. Wish they would have done it as 2 or 3 films.

(Cap, as a fellow cheesehead I was quite pleased with Tammy's re-election.)


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Hey all! I missed all of you, too.

John, hanging in there - been rather busy - too busy. Work's been kicking my butt - too much stuff and not enough time. At least I was able to get some time off next week (probably only time I'll be able to take off between now and February). Might go see Bohemian Rhapsody.


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I rise!

Happy Halloween Hugs for all!


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It's Wednesday and you know what that means...

...Midweek hugs!

* grabs everyone in a big, fluffy bear hug *

Stay safe and stay awesome, everyone.


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* grabs John in an extra-special bear hug *

What's this? A new person?

* grabs Tender Tendrils in a belated welcome bear hug *

Sorry, I'm a hugger.

* sends out skittermanders to hug everyone else with extra-special care to my friends on the east coast *

Stay awesome, all of you!


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Oh no! I missed birthdays.

* runs around in a party hat giving out belated big bear birthday hugs *

Sorry about that.

Oh, it's Friday. Go, my skittermanders. You know what to do!

* fires off a starter pistol and watches my skittermanders rush out to spread the hugs, handshakes, etc. *

Are there any other Adventure Time fans out there? And did you catch the series finale?

Spoiler:
My favorite character, Marceline the Vampire Queen had a happy ending. 1. Her friend Simon is back to normal. 2. She and Princess Bubblegum are a couple once again! I admit - I cheered when the two kissed.


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* quickly sends out skittermander army to spread the hugs, handshakes, head-nods, fist-bumps, thumbs-up, high-fives, and knowing winks *

Been missing you all!

Stay wonderful, all of you.


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I blame Cosmo for the individuals at work who can't read error messages that tells them exactly what the issue is (you didn't fill out all of the required fields that are clearly marked as such or you're copying and pasting alphabetic characters in a field that requires numeric only, for example) and decide to report it as the system is broken.

I blame Cosmo for our help desk who decides to assign password reset issues to our department. We have a team that does that and we've told you EOC *redacted* numerous times who is responsible for it.


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Good morning, all you wonderful people!

It's Friday! Yay!

* sends out skittermanders to spread the love, hugs, handshakes, fist-bumps, positive vibes, etc. *

I hope your day is truly awesome.


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One of the reasons I have a candy jar full of chocolate at my desk available to all - helps keep the murderous thoughts down.


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It's Wednesday. Do you know what that means?

Mid-week hugs, handshakes, headnods, fist-bumps, etc. for all!

Go, my skittermander army, spread the love and joy.


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Good morning all you wonderful people!

* sends out skittermanders to spread the love, positive vibes, hugs, handshakes, etc. *

And if anyone wants or needs an extra-special hug I'm right here.

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