That reminds me of my least favourite word: Software Pirate. Or any other "media piracy". Or D&D PDF Pirate
It's not like piracy at all. They don't sail alongside a store, slice up the clerks, and get all that digital booty.
They rather stealthily get the stuff, so that no one notices that they did it.
It really should be "Software Ninja"
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I am intrigued by this new gnomish iconic, The Boomstick. Sounds like a guy we can talk to for one minute per day...Yes. Expect the whole conversation going along the lines of
"Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!"
Wouldn't the conversation be more like: Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, MUSHROOM CLOUD!
With a nickname like Boomstick, something's bound to explode...
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An Open Letter to Epic Meepo:
Dear Mr. Meepo,
Do you now see the chaos and destruction your actions have wrought? The loss of Seoni's soul has led directly to the disaster that stands before us. Yes, the loss of dear Seoni's soul and your mildly unreasonable list of demands was so devastating, that the Hedgemages of the Fjords (HoTF) have withdrawn from purchase all electronic versions of the world's most popular role playing game, regardless of edition.
As Senior Badger in this rescue party (we are still attempting a rescue here, right?), I demand that you return Ms. Seoni's soul to her body posthaste. Furthermore, as a duly unauthorized representative of the city, state, and county of Paizo, I would ask you to return to your place of origin or the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
It is my ultimate hope that Miss Seoni's return will persuade the HoTF to reverse this devastating decision, or, at the very least, raise our spirits sufficiently so that we may deal with this crisis.
Sincerely,
Sowhereaminow
Chairbadger, Badger's Ancient Brotherhood (BAB)
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As spokesperson of the Thrice-Damned House of Thrune, I have an announcement.
Due to a rash of food thefts commited by a number of landbound pirates, we have as of this morning stopped all deliveries of food to the populace. It is the only way we can fight those lawless food thieves. I'm sure we have your understanding and support.
As spokesperson of the Thrice-Damned House of Thrune, I have an announcement.
Due to a rash of food thefts commited by a number of landbound pirates, we have as of this morning stopped all deliveries of food to the populace. It is the only way we can fight those lawless food thieves. I'm sure we have your understanding and support.
We suspect this might lead to famine, but since Unspeakable Entities like us do not eat in the sense you mere creatures of space and time would understand, we see nothing wrong with this, and we decided not to comment on your cruel ways. It is simply not our way.
Good luck and bon appetit!
We suspect this might lead to famine,...As spokesperson of the Thrice-Damned House of Thrune, I have an announcement.
Due to a rash of food thefts commited by a number of landbound pirates, we have as of this morning stopped all deliveries of food to the populace. It is the only way we can fight those lawless food thieves. I'm sure we have your understanding and support.
However, if the people are focused on shortages, they won't have time to worry about what the government is doing. I say this is a good move on their part.
what the government is doing.
Not really relevant, because we ate the government. Prepare for the "not having a virgin chained to a rock" tax being introduced.
Not really relevant, because we ate the government. Prepare for the "not having a virgin chained to a rock" tax being introduced.
Behold our horrible shapechanging abilities.
That either makes them a) very confused or b) double-agents or c) very dead.Only one thing to do. Send in the pirate/ninjasNinjas are better than pirates. They can take the Dread Pirate prestige class and be considered both a ninja and a pirate. ;p
Or d) best character concept ever.
I suggest enlisting one to help us rescue Seoni.
That either makes them a) very confused or b) double-agents or c) very dead.Only one thing to do. Send in the pirate/ninjasNinjas are better than pirates. They can take the Dread Pirate prestige class and be considered both a ninja and a pirate. ;pOr d) best character concept ever.
I suggest enlisting one to help us rescue Seoni.
If you can find one, go for it! Just be sure you get a pirate/ninja and not a ninja/pirate.
If you can find one, go for it! Just be sure you get a pirate/ninja and not a ninja/pirate.That either makes them a) very confused or b) double-agents or c) very dead.Only one thing to do. Send in the pirate/ninjasNinjas are better than pirates. They can take the Dread Pirate prestige class and be considered both a ninja and a pirate. ;pOr d) best character concept ever.
I suggest enlisting one to help us rescue Seoni.
Ninja/pirates are better. :p
The ninja classes and PrCs all have the prerequisite "cannot be, or ever become, a pirate"