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Back in college, I tried to join ever fraternity on campus, but got rejected from every one because I'm circumcised. Turns out, to be a frat boy you have to be a complete dick.
Well, how else would they know if I was circumcised?
I could never get into the frat life. It always seemed too Greek to me.
"Lost Girls"? I've never heard of the one. Is it about vampires? You know like lost boys?Lost Girl. No 's'. It's about a succubus.
Hmm that actually sounds interesting I will put it on my list.
I only need 2 wishes. 1 to have my own character sheet to which I would promptly max out all my stats. 2. Wolverine regeneration. anything else I could get myself at that point.
A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a#!*#&$ that ran over my pet frog!"
Anti-Christ is that you?
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I've been watching Better Call Saul, The Walking Dead, and MasterChef.
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A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a#!*#&$ that ran over my pet frog!"Anti-Christ is that you?
Close, but not quite.
Better Call Saul is legit! I thought you said you were fed up with The Walking Dead" or was that someone else?"
I thought that was master chief at first and was like Cool a halo series!?!
Close, but not quite.A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a#!*#&$ that ran over my pet frog!"Anti-Christ is that you?
I swear you are almost as prepared as Cpt. with these aliases.
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A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a&$@%*! that ran over my pet frog!"
Forget the frog, just give me the hookers!
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I've been watching Better Call Saul, The Walking Dead, and MasterChef.I watched the first season of Walking Dead, but didn't care for it so I stopped. I don't really care for Gordon Ramsey, so I don't watch MasterChef. And isn't Better Call Saul a spin-off of Breaking Bad? I won't haven't (and likely won't) seen that, so I doubt I'll be watching a spin-off of it either.
Better Call Saul is sooo much better than Breaking Bad, you don't have to watch one to enjoy the other.
Yeah. Prepared. That's what I was. I sure didn't make it on the spot.I swear you are almost as prepared as Cpt. with these aliases.Close, but not quite.A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a#!*#&$ that ran over my pet frog!"Anti-Christ is that you?
Every time you accidentally develop respect from me you make sure to dash it back down ASAP. Good job.
Better Call Saul is sooo much better than Breaking Bad, you don't have to watch one to enjoy the other.I've been watching Better Call Saul, The Walking Dead, and MasterChef.I watched the first season of Walking Dead, but didn't care for it so I stopped. I don't really care for Gordon Ramsey, so I don't watch MasterChef. And isn't Better Call Saul a spin-off of Breaking Bad? I won't haven't (and likely won't) seen that, so I doubt I'll be watching a spin-off of it either.
Whole-heartedly agree.
Maybe it's not an accident. Maybe I build your respect just so I can smash it back to bedrock.Every time you accidentally develop respect from me you make sure to dash it back down ASAP. Good job.Yeah. Prepared. That's what I was. I sure didn't make it on the spot.I swear you are almost as prepared as Cpt. with these aliases.Close, but not quite.A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a#!*#&$ that ran over my pet frog!"Anti-Christ is that you?
I respect that.
I swear you are almost as prepared as Cpt. with these aliases.Close, but not quite.A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a#!*#&$ that ran over my pet frog!"Anti-Christ is that you?
Aliases?
That doesn't sound like me, you sure you got the right person.
I swear you are almost as prepared as Cpt. with these aliases.Close, but not quite.A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a#!*#&$ that ran over my pet frog!"Anti-Christ is that you?Aliases?
That doesn't sound like me, you sure you got the right person.
Maybe he was thinking about me.
I respect that.Maybe it's not an accident. Maybe I build your respect just so I can smash it back to bedrock.Every time you accidentally develop respect from me you make sure to dash it back down ASAP. Good job.Yeah. Prepared. That's what I was. I sure didn't make it on the spot.I swear you are almost as prepared as Cpt. with these aliases.Close, but not quite.A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a#!*#&$ that ran over my pet frog!"Anti-Christ is that you?Justice League was a great movie. Probably the second best movie ever. The absolute best being, of course, Batman vs. Superman.
Wow that was a long fall.
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I strongly disliked SvB but I actually enjoyed justice league a little. mostly every scene with superman made me feel like a little kid again. Was it a great movie? No but their is a lot worse movies out their. Oh and the scene where WW blocks all the machine gun bullets was just super awesome.
I think my rating system is something like 1 being open waters or wolf creek (literally the worst movies I've ever watched. ) 10 being endgame (I'll fight you!). I put JL at about a 5-6.
I don't really rank movies, myself. It's basically just did I enjoy it or not. And both Batman V Superman and Justice League are very much on the edge. They weren't bad enough for me to turn them off, but I wasn't drawn into them and I have no intention of ever watching them again.
I could watch scenes from them again well JL anyways. Their is some enjoyable scenes. Its kind of like Jet Li's "one". If I watched it again I would just fast forward to all the cool fight scenes.
Maybe he was thinking about me.I swear you are almost as prepared as Cpt. with these aliases.Close, but not quite.A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a#!*#&$ that ran over my pet frog!"Anti-Christ is that you?Aliases?
That doesn't sound like me, you sure you got the right person.
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So I've been trying this bluntly honest approach at work lately and surprisingly its working out pretty good.
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Not exactly I have just been giving honest answers to any questions they ask me. Is their anything good to eat in your snack area.: nope! How's your job?: Meh could be better. Am I getting on your nerves.: Only a little to some what.
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They think I'm being funny. I'm just tired...
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Just earlier I explained the difference between complementary and continental to a woman. She asked about our breakfast by asking if it was continental I said yeah plus they have a few hot items. her: but is it continental as in free. Followed by thorough explanation with me doing my best not to talk to her like a child. I think I succeeded.
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Man some people never leave their home town and it shows.
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*SIGH*
If you really want to know why California drivers are so bad, look no farther than the DMV.
Impus Major has:
- No formal driving instruction at all
- ONE read-through of the DMV manual about a month ago
- Advice from his dad to, "Just choose whichever answer sounds 'safest' and you'll pass."
- Less than 20 minutes grand total behind the wheel.And Impus Major passed the exam with flying colors and now has a learner's permit.
Way to prove you really don't care, DMV! Nice job!
>.<
Meanwhile, in Michigan, kiddo has been signed up for drivers training and we have to spend nearly three hundred dollars on round one of driving classes, then learners permit, then at least three months of logging supervised driving hours, then round two of driving classes (thankfully shorter and less expensive than round one), then limited license .....and then after many much fees and time spent waiting in line at the secretary of state (our version of the DMV) the kiddo will have a license. Takes at least a year to get through the whole process. And no, it actually doesn't improve road safety as much as one might hope, but well....they tried.....
That is utterly hilarious, but only because when I complained about how easy it was for Impus Major, Shiro started talking about his childhood in Michigan where they got a license with under 4 weeks' experience. He said the Michigan roads were how they came up with the idea for Demolition Derbies. The times, they have a' changed.
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I will always be bitter about my driver's test because I barely passed (I think I got a 71, with 70 required to pass) because when the tester had me parallel park on a hill in a stick shift, I rolled backwards in first gear... with the clutch in!!
"You rolled backwards in a forward gear."
"Er, yeah. It's a clutch car. That's how you're supposed to park on a hill."
"No, it's not. It's bad for the car."
"Er, no. It's a stick shift. As long as I've got the clutch in, I could do 60 mph backwards and it wouldn't hurt anything."
"No. It's bad for the car."
Boom. 10 points off.
And the only person I've ever met who thought that rolling backwards in gear with a stick shift was bad for it...
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A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a#!*#&$ that ran over my pet frog!"Anti-Christ is that you?
Nah. I've met the kid, he's a lot better behaved than that, and you'd never catch him without his gang of friends or his dog.
Disco Dan is always luminescent!
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As MrT and I both are tired due to stuff, we have been rewatching all the Star Trek series, as they are conveniently on netflix. Finished Deep Space 9, and doing Voyager now.
Perchance, did you see where the map was put.
I will always be bitter about my driver's test because I barely passed (I think I got a 71, with 70 required to pass) because when the tester had me parallel park on a hill in a stick shift, I rolled backwards in first gear... with the clutch in!!
"You rolled backwards in a forward gear."
"Er, yeah. It's a clutch car. That's how you're supposed to park on a hill."
"No, it's not. It's bad for the car."
"Er, no. It's a stick shift. As long as I've got the clutch in, I could do 60 mph backwards and it wouldn't hurt anything."
"No. It's bad for the car."Boom. 10 points off.
And the only person I've ever met who thought that rolling backwards in gear with a stick shift was bad for it...
As the owner of a stick shift car...well...to quote a horrible TV show, but with a catchy quote...
"Well isn't that cute....BUT IT'S WROOOONNNNGGGG!!!!"
I go backwards in a forward gear with the clutch in every single day. It's fine. These days, on modern cars, the only real reason you might want to actually put it in reverse when backing downhill is to activate the rear camera.
A few months back I had a woman ask me what channel NBC was. I told her 10. She said "This TV is broken. I try to go to channel 10, and it says 17." I told her "The local NBC station is broadcast channel 17, but cable channel 10." And she didn't understand. She even had me come to her room to show me that the TV wouldn't go to channel 10, but instead went to 17, and again I tried to explain, but she just didn't understand. The breakfast hostess was walking by and she tried to explain it too, but the lady just wouldn't accept it. Even pointing to the NBC logo on the screen didn't convince her that she was watching NBC. After over 10 minutes, and hearing the news anchors say "NBC", she finally said "This is ridiculous. It should be on channel 4 just like at home." and let me and the breakfast hostess go. This lady was in her 50s and it was like she'd never experienced either travel or cable TV in her life.
It's been so long since I've watched actual TV that I don't understand the logic of this anymore. But if I see an NBC logo on the screen and hear an anchor say "this is NBC," I know I'm watching NBC.
Anyone ever watched anything from The Great Courses? Lately everything with a plot has been a chore for me, so I started a free trial today 'cause I've been digging educational stuff so much. I was hoping for an economics 101 course, but a search only came up with a history of economics thing; so instead I started watching...
Spoilered for religion: