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What do "launches igloo," "housing locale," "go call heinous," and "ein callous hog" have in common with (I predict) at least one npc in this adventure?

vee ar livink in ameddika ameddika ist vunderbarlrlrlgl

you might as well try to hold out because they're gonna torture you anyway......so when you give in it strokes their egos and they go easier on you......

...there are worse fates.....

Yes. We need more goat entrails instead.

I can do it for a goat.

Mad Hermit Runecaster wrote:

The goat entrails say you will find love on a park bench.

Will he be wearing a long coat and nothing else?

if it's spring

The goat entrails say you will find love on a park bench.

GOAT ENTRAILS/CHINESE HOROSCOPE/FIND YOU LOVE FORTUNE PARTNER/WEIGT LOSS

READ YOU LOVE GOAT ENTRAILS LIVE STEAMING GOAT JEJUNUM ON ENTERNET!

wolf age,
hawk age,

WHY IS THERE TRAFFIC IN MY HEAD!!!!

Edit: Looks like I've calmed down a little. The voices are a bit quieter and I've learned a lesson:

-NEVER LAND ON AN ISLAND COVERED IN AN OLD RUIN. NEVER-EVER-NEVER.

Well, I still have a few hours left on my flight spell. Hoping to find something (NOT HORRIBLE) by then.

You need a soccer ball so you'll have a friend, Tom Hanks.

slipstream if you feel like surfing, for 90 min;

beast shape for 9 more min;

ride the waves would be snazzy; another 9 hours of bopping along.

You should've wrapped yourself in the contract, to avoid sunburn. The ocean will reflect it back and give you a sunburn on your Mr. Bo Dangles.

Is this just a jokey thread, or do you need help? What spells do you got?

I try to read it once a year like Christopher Lee reads LOTR.

YOU'RE ALL DOOMED!!! DOOMED I SAY!!!! DOOOOOOOMED!!!!!

None of you rolled for psionics.
effin' noobs.

I could have broken out a while ago, but it's strawberry Jello night!!!

There's always room for jello.

Latveria,....Land of Enchantment....

IIRC, it's called Latveria.

I, too, have had dealings....with...the one called.....
Dooooooooooom......

"....I cast the runes upon these sands,.......
an angel cast down in the dirt,.....
seek the garden's guard whose hands,
grasp a brand of fiery hurt...."

I predict a nuclear exchange, within the next twelve years.
Directly caused by Twitter.

From the action over on Rone's music video thread, I've come to realize something: I'm a dubstep grognard.

What the f&$& is this Skrillex s##+? Dubstep was way better in 2006...

I remember when dubstep used to mean something.

Nothing scares me.

HUZZZZZAH!

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

drools

Damn. He only learned of this game yesterday.

And.....allready he's a master....

I think the only philosophical question worth answering is this:
assuming there is no God, and no "hide thread" function,
why not just cause an epic derailment and trainwreck?

I'm the old dood who went in the dungeon, came out scathed, and wants to tell others where the damn traps are......

And TOZ started it all. He is the Omega and the Omega and the Omega.....I shoulda seen it coming.

Gary Teter wrote:

The best pig is a happy pig!

I always like to meet the meat.

The best part about that link is how offended and enraged the comments are. Grow up people, if pigs were higher than us on the evolutionary ladder, they would frequently dine on long pork.

Never trust a man with a pig farm.

But,.....who watches the watchmonster?.....

Darmok......and Jalad.......at.....Tanagra.

NOSTRADAMUS AM CASTY, RIGHT?

He was a diviner. Everybody can kick their asses.

BARBARIAN NOT GOING TO EAT CASTYS. AM ONLY GOING TO KILL CASTYS. AM WAY DIFFERENT.

You will see, sooner and later, great changes made

Prey to the Barbarians hasty they will be too soon

Thus little by little will the great ones will be angered

wow. that's trippy.

Nostradamus was a hack.

He knew you'd say that too.

You're just not interesting enough to merit a quatrain.

Plunged into VAT? How on Earth did we get the Greek crisis into this?

Nostradamus predicted 4e 500 years ago.

The gods will make it appear to the humans
Shortly before great inundation

Never more horror nor the newspapers tell of worse in the past

Pointed steel driven all the way up to the hilt

Earth-shaking fire from the center of the Earth
One of them will hold the great Romania

Prey to the Barbarians hasty they will be too soon

Driven out by sea will fail at the time of need

Pestilences extinguished, the world becomes smaller
Will be found in the temple of the Vestals

It will be seized and plunged into the Vat

War to cease, civil processes, debates

The year the great seventh number is accomplished
Extreme horrors and vengeances

The mountains to tremble, Latin passage opened

aFrom one hundred will become more than a thousand

this bodes not well

John Wesley Hardin.....a humon so mean he once shot an orc just for snoring.

Huzzah!!!

...get out of that Wal mart. now.....

Best weapon when you are involved in a zombie apocalypse?

Love.

OMnomnomnom!!!

I was in the Avengers too.

Looks badass.
Better than the "kill republican zombie" game.

Probley get it at Gamestop in a few monthes.

Maybe I'll end up with.....you're copy, hoss......

I had an idea; I don't know if it's legal though.

It's not gangsterish, just I don't think you can do it.

it'll never work. Nothing you do ever does.