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Actually the term is used by rules-lawyers as they argue for the inclusion of something absurd....

As in the following sentence...

"My DM made an arbitrary ruling against me playing a lich."

See also it depends what the definition of is, is.

MD is lying the common mantra is goat, gas or hay, nobody rides for free......

Sunset

** spoiler omitted **

(^_^)

Sunset

Tad-poog

I will look into some melee equalizer ideas as we go along....

I will try something simple first.

I think Masterwork armor and weapons might be a good first step and see what difference it makes.

a small Portable hole...

Kender

KG loves the fact that MD's German nickname on GT island is Schultz...

....it is a magical place

and black flag's

I'm heckling from your closet

Also threads on the boards can have some really good ideas....

I recommend this one that MDT did....

Link

The bear bites at Jhod and then swipes at two more annoyances!

@Jhod
Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 231d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

@Sarhashil
claw 1: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 71d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

@Gufi
claw 2: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 181d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Jhod yells at the bear.
"Look at me when I am punching you!"

Jhod is actually bleeding through his shirt.....

You are up!

Johod keeps on punching the bear!

"You lot need bigger swords or harder fists!"

Melee wooden fist
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 51d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 71d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 101d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Size wise I am thinking you lot will just find new ways around problems....

Fake moon landing

What's that about Toilet Ducks and Romulans?

Klingons around Uranus?

You just missed S4 aka little red riding hood

The easiest way is to simply allow the aid anotherer to add a +2 to the first persons result. This cuts down on dice rolling and makes the action a benefit and never a punishment.

The side issue is PC or DM rolled check.....

I agree 100%.

I have always coveted my playing time to the point of banning rule arguments (cracking open books, etc) in all cases excluding the case of character death.

Anything else can wait, be researched and even discussed ad nauseam with the rules lawyer at some other time.

Speak common
Work well with others

I am pretty certain that "Cthulhu mythos canon" is an oxymoron...

Aid another is to help in a meaningful way. The helper needs to be skilled in the task at hand Or cast guidance to give a +1 bump....

Likewise the rules have several conditions....

Diplomacy would need for the character to be involved in the interaction... If not verbally they could glare/intimidate, look friendly smile/nod, or at least describe how they are helping.

The next limit is about number diplomacy would be hard to include more than three PCs....

Picking a lock. Maybe two.

I use it lots with my halfling as he is "helpful" and has lots of skills... The bonus is +4...is that meta-gamey???

KG is of course referencing Goattoucher island. Inhabited with herds of pygmy goats

Captain hotheaded, bighead, bobbler

I lock IHIYC into a closet death match with R. Kelly.

Leagally murdering ketchup, condiment cleansing

Though it was ergot poisoning, not LSD

It in just

KG has done extensive photo comparisons and has concluded that Obama and Bin Laden were and are the same man.....

The pooping is free the toilet paper however is sold by the square...

"The official declaration of your rule such that the settlers all know that they are not residing in Restov...We would begin by reading the charter."

Actually yes the second book.

Ok it sounds like we will get back to things the 6th.

In answer to Broccan's question no Sir Alek is not needed for this part of the adventure.....

The new day finds you riding a zig zag through the plains C1 and C3

Perception and other checks for the day....

What people with problems already!!!

Indeed and little has happened in your time that you were gone, though the chief guard comes to greet you.

"My Lords, the event is set and your ceremony will be hastened quickly, and just so as several are already seeking audience with your gracious selves."

Bear Saves 1d20 ⇒ 11 Fort +8, Ref +5, Will +2
Yes these saves include the bear being sick...
Versus Doom
failed the save!

Random attack generator
1d5 ⇒ 5
1=Colvin
2=Gufi
3=Quuroog
4=Sarhashil
5=Jhod

@Jhod
Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 231d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
claw 1: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 101d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
claw 2: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 61d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

You are up!

Johod moves in and unbelievably punches the bear!

"I can give and get with the best of them!"

Melee wooden fist
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 121d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 101d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Just a note on a natural 20 you do not have to confirm the critical or roll damage, just double the damage

I read the thread as being about "sharting"

I will be in training, and then away from my materials until the 6th....

The time passes as you camp and prepare for the jaunt to Occipitus, there is plenty of time for further discussions and if anyone is interested in swapping out spells or anything like that they can certainly do so.

So eventually early the next morning you prepare and send your last message to Cauldron and decide check yes or no for Sir Alek to go along with you, in either thread

Jhod quickly casts barkskin on himself turning his soft flesh to hard bark, though given time a bear can even mangle a tree....

The bear growls throatily, roars a long warbbeling roar and charges!
Feral speech or speak with animal

VS Color Spray
Saves 1d20 ⇒ 14 Fort +8, Ref +5, Will +2

The bear saves!

Continues to charge right into Colvyn's summoned monster!
@ Meat shield monster #1
Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 141d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
claw 1: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
claw 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 171d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
The bear is sickened so initiative is not needed

You are up!

One of these kids is doing his own thing one of these kids is not the same...

GT's favorite song about goats..

Deeply offended, so they sued

I enroll MD in Trump University

MD's big role was in Krull

as seen here

As you guys travel I am going to update the hex that you are in and what you find there as you are going, that way it will not keep coming back to the idea of where are we going and what did we find.

The Hex list is in the campaign info tab and it is keyed off of the Hex Map for exploration.

Thank you fact checker!!

Everyone who has not yet should watch both the Cisco kid and see no evil, hear no evil.

Because I am assuming everyone has seen everything else!

Matt who Maconehy....

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Tigger.

Tigger who?