Joe Biden's page

I was stopped last week for Joe Biden's motorcade. :/

Sorry about that. I my defense....tacos.

Bread goes in the toaster. Toast comes out the toaster. Where does the bread go?

Dude, we've go two things in common - being dinosaurs and small-brains.

Don't you sass me, son.

I ain't scairt of you, Teddy. You're dead, and I'm the big, f*&~ing deal around here these days.

I'm kind of a big, f*$+ing deal.

Joe Biden wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Vice Presidents these days are pansies.

At least my heart still works properly you evil bastard.

Why haven't we gone hunting together yet?

I think it's because they had a hard time rigging up all the medical equipment keeping you alive so that it could be moved.

Vice Presidents these days are pansies.

At least my heart still works properly you evil bastard.

Who is Joe Biden? I haven't heard anything about anyone known as Joe Biden.

wakes up

Huh? Wuzzat? Someone call me?

This is a big, f#@%ing deal!

I won a game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey once.

OW!!!

Ow! Somebody shot me.

But don't you just shoot people, Dick?

Yay! I'm a big f%#+ing deal!!!

I'm still relevant!

aren't I?

Can I hang with you guys?

Mmmmm....avocado

Joe Biden wrote:

Don't feel too bad Joe. People do nothing but listen to me, and sometimes Barry yells at me for it.

Everyday I wonder why they do.

Because it's a Big F#+~ing Deal!

Don't feel too bad Joe. People do nothing but listen to me, and sometimes Barry yells at me for it.

No, you want the other hallway. The one on the left.

This is a big f!!%ing deal!

This is a big f$+*ing deal.

Can I be your assistant mayor?

Happy Birthday to me!

Mine!

I like to obey sometimes.

I had a fever once!!!

I keep seeing this phrase on my coins - "E Pluribus Unum". Is that saying something about my butt?

Hey Che! Weren't you a doctor? What do you think of our efforts on health care?

I'm still waiting for my invitation to the Bog O's state dinner. I'm sure it'll come any day now. I can't wait to me Barbara Streisand.

Pod post

I just got promoted....

Uhm....Anyone else buying this ocean front property in Arizona? ;)

Can I put in a bid?

Hillary wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

{floats over into the corner to cry}

Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.

Me too!

Ooh! Ooh! Me three!

Everytime a cow farts, and environmentalist gets his wings.

Joe Biden wrote:

I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.

Joe, even the Hufpo thinks you are an idiot and need to resign. How much more of a hint do you need?

Oh yeah! Well....well...poop on you!!!

I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.

Watch it buddy! I've made generals quake in fear!

She scares me sometimes....

Joe Biden wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Sorry. Drawing a blank.

Pulls out a pencil and tries to draw a blank as well.

shhh...gotta use invisible ink....

Goes to look for a bottle of invisible ink....

Sorry. Drawing a blank.

Pulls out a pencil and tries to draw a blank as well.

Algore wrote:

Joe Lieberman wrote:

I had a friend once.

yeah, but then you cost me the election you old poop.

But... But... You said I was a valuable running mate!

Hey! That's what B. says about me!

Joe Biden wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.

I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.

That's a great idea, Dick!

hands Barack a pistol

You know, if Barack dies, you and Nancy better hide. Hilary may be above killing the first Blck presient, but you and Nancy are fair game.

But...but...Hillary's my friend. She even gave me this special loccator device, so she can always find me and come help if there's trouble.

I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.

I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.

That's a great idea, Dick!

hands Barack a pistol

Nyah Nyah! I'm the VP!

I remember Monica. She was nice.

I went to the White House for Halloween to trick or treat. I'll be Barack didn't even know it was me. Still, all I got was a rock....

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Joe Biden wrote:

Well, I did have to show 5 different forms of ID. And the body cavity search wasn't very fun at all.....

that's what she said

What?!? I didn't think Hillary would say anything....

Great. There goes national security.

National Security? What's that?