But NBC told me I was.So? I used to be president.** spoiler omitted **How many times have I told you Al, Dreams don't count.
Oh, yeah! And they're ALWAYS correct.....
Yes, "poker night" at the White House was great.
I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.
I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.
I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.
I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.
That's a great idea, Dick!
hands Barack a pistol
You know, if Barack dies, you and Nancy better hide. Hilary may be above killing the first Blck presient, but you and Nancy are fair game.
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You know, if Barack dies, you and Nancy better hide. Hilary may be above killing the first Blck presient, but you and Nancy are fair game.I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.
I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.
That's a great idea, Dick!
hands Barack a pistol
But...but...Hillary's my friend. She even gave me this special loccator device, so she can always find me and come help if there's trouble.
I had a friend once.
But...but...Hillary's my friend. She even gave me this special loccator device, so she can always find me and come help if there's trouble.You know, if Barack dies, you and Nancy better hide. Hilary may be above killing the first Blck presient, but you and Nancy are fair game.I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.
I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.
That's a great idea, Dick!
hands Barack a pistol
Mwahahahahahaha! Why do you think I didn't take Barack's offer to be Co-president?
I had a friend once.
yeah, but then you cost me the election you old poop.
I had a friend once.yeah, but then you cost me the election you old poop.
But... But... You said I was a valuable running mate!
Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!!
Look in the mirror and you will understand.
Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!!Look in the mirror and you will understand.
Is that some kind of comment on my looks?
You have to have some to get comments on them.Is that some kind of comment on my looks?Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!!Look in the mirror and you will understand.
Watch it buddy! I've made generals quake in fear!
Joe and Pat were the ones who cost me the election.
Watch it buddy! I've made generals quake in fear!You have to have some to get comments on them.Is that some kind of comment on my looks?Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!!Look in the mirror and you will understand.
Let's deploy her to Afghanistan!
Hey, what about me? Fires off some missiles Did that get you attention?
I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.
Joe, even the Hufpo thinks you are an idiot and need to resign. How much more of a hint do you need?
Oh yeah! Well....well...poop on you!!!I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.Joe, even the Hufpo thinks you are an idiot and need to resign. How much more of a hint do you need?
Calm down Joe. Remember your carbon emmisions.
So did anyone catch CNN just know? They were talking about the New York district 23 race and said that "former Vice President Joe Biden was attending a campaign rally for" the Democratic candidate. What does CNN know that the rest of us don't?
So did anyone catch CNN just know? They were talking about the New York district 23 race and said that "former Vice President Joe Biden was attending a campaign rally for" the Democratic candidate. What does CNN know that the rest of us don't?
Maybe they're giving the White House back to us, Al. They probably realized they made a mistake in 2000 and want to give us the shot that is long overdue.
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Bloody Vikings.
Watch it buddy! I've made generals quake in fear!
What did you do, let the bag slip off?
Look in the mirror and you will understand.Is that some kind of comment on my looks?
I think it has more to do with your lack of reflection.
You're alright Barbie Boxer, but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, cankles!
Watch it buddy! I've made generals Quake in fear!
You're not bad at Quake, but you've got some bad griefer tendencies. Killcreek would whup your ass.
....but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, cankles
Back off Ross! I've had men castrated for less. Just ask Bill.
....but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, canklesBack off Ross! I've had men castrated for less. Just ask Bill.
I'm a demilich. You can't castrate a floating head. {summons a rose between his teeth} [ash]"Gimme some sugar, baby."[/ash]
I'm a demilich. You can't castrate a floating head. {summons a rose between his teeth} [ash]"Gimme some sugar, baby."[/ash]....but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, canklesBack off Ross! I've had men castrated for less. Just ask Bill.
Do you pick up all the ladies by bragging about your lack of genitalia?
Do you pick up all the ladies by bragging about your lack of genitalia?I'm a demilich. You can't castrate a floating head. {summons a rose between his teeth} [ash]"Gimme some sugar, baby."[/ash]....but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, canklesBack off Ross! I've had men castrated for less. Just ask Bill.
No.
{floats over into the corner to cry}
{floats over into the corner to cry}
Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.
{floats over into the corner to cry}Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.
Me too!
{floats over into the corner to cry}Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.
I like a woman who can make a man cry.
I like a woman who can make a man cry.{floats over into the corner to cry}Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.
Usually, all I have to do is show them what's in the jar on my desk.
I like a woman who can make a man cry.Usually, all I have to do is show them what's in the jar on my desk.
If I saw a jar of Spanish Fly on your desk I would run out screaming.
I don't know what to do for Thanksgiving. Everybody I know is too busy getting their copy of Going Rogue signed by Sarah Palin.
I don't know what to do for Thanksgiving. Everybody I know is too busy getting their copy of Going Rogue signed by Sarah Palin.
My lawn needs mowing. You will find the mower in the garage. And don't forget to clip the hedges in the back.
I don't know what to do for Thanksgiving. Everybody I know is too busy getting their copy of Going Rogue signed by Sarah Palin.My lawn needs mowing. You will find the mower in the garage. And don't forget to clip the hedges in the back.
At least it's something to do.
I'm still waiting for my invitation to the Bog O's state dinner. I'm sure it'll come any day now. I can't wait to me Barbara Streisand.
You know that was yesterday, right?
I'm still waiting for my invitation to the Bog O's state dinner. I'm sure it'll come any day now. I can't wait to me Barbara Streisand.
Babs invited Obama to dine in her presence? Wow, the Nobel prize pales in comparison.
I'm still waiting for my invitation to the Bog O's state dinner. I'm sure it'll come any day now. I can't wait to me Barbara Streisand.
Apparently no invitation was needed for that event.
Okay Barbra, did you really say that viagra is the male equivelant to abortion?
Okay Barbra, did you really say that viagra is the male equivelant to abortion?
I consider it the male equivalent to a boob job.