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Sharoth wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
My X-Box live membership is activated and I can now access NetFlix on my X-Box as well as chat with karen on my laptop. SWEET!!!
Have you met her yet?
She was here from Friday through Tuesday. We had a wonderful time.

Pics or it didn't happen.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
The Will of Solnes and the Might of Moorluck are all that keep this place clean.
Maybe that's why I've been slacking. I want pure unadulterated flarmin' flarmin' filth!
And Google delivered.

Oh yes, it did. I waffled until I turned blue in the face.


I am not joking. See my avatar? BLUE IN THE FACE!


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
w00t! And now it's fixed and I can pretend it was never broken in the first place.
Congrats! On what I am unsure of. But hey as long as it works right?
I'll tell you what's broken: all these new avatars attached to the names of people I'm supposed to know. Please fix this. It makes Butterfrog's picture obsolete.
Change is over rated.

Unless it comes out of my pocket in the wash. I feel a couple cents richer.


houstonderek wrote:
Urizen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Damn, I'm good. I'm glad I made wisdom my dump stat, not charisma...
Speaking of, can you share me your 'evidence'? :P

Want me to send it to your phone or email?

Warning, it isn't impressive.

I don't do picture phone as I don't have an account. I have an oldschool flip phone past its prime.

But since you put it that way... let me hem and haw for awhile.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Anybody else want blueberry waffles?

I'm good. I just had chili and cheese with some habanero sauce called "After Death" It's not as insane as "Religious Experience!", but It's damned hot!

I'm going to regret this in the morning!

BT, you are going to regret it much sooner than that. If you only knew the wretched power of the blue waffle.
Do you have some ice cream? That way when the fire comes in the morning I can at least say, "Come on ice cream!!!".

ZOMG! This is wrong on so many levels. I'm going to cry. I thought TAD was the champion, but this trumps everything I lamblast him for.

Hehehe

And to think we have a ursine to thank for its origin to our psyche. And who said irony is a dead scene?


Studpuffin wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Anybody else want blueberry waffles?

I'm good. I just had chili and cheese with some habanero sauce called "After Death" It's not as insane as "Religious Experience!", but It's damned hot!

I'm going to regret this in the morning!

BT, you are going to regret it much sooner than that. If you only knew the wretched power of the blue waffle.
Do you have some ice cream? That way when the fire comes in the morning I can at least say, "Come on ice cream!!!".
ROFLMAO!

Glad I'm not the only one. What makes this even more fncking hilarious is that one of us is not on the same page. I'm crying.

There's a script just waiting to be written.


Treppa wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Do you have some ice cream? That way when the fire comes in the morning I can at least say, "Come on ice cream!!!".
Oh, hey, I love that song.

....and it gets worse. A theme song to go with the segue cut-away.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Rodent of Glory wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
I dropped an M&M and was sad that it might have landed on the floor. I was happy that it landed on my chair. Why is it that a chair seat seems cleaner than the floor?
Scatters more M&Ms on the floor of the thread.
I'd rather follow a Reese's trail. It worked for E.T.
And James Wood.

Crap. The reference escapes me. Can I buy a vowel?


Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?
I'm hedging my bets and collecting the vig on that theorem. Which is why I'm being made to do this for the next six weeks beginning this Friday. :/
I could use one of those. Or two. Perhaps three.... or four?

I won't lie; I'm kind of edgy about it. The guy I was talking to was very nice on the phone. Apparently, he lives within miles of me.

What perturbed me was he said on a couple of times "we're going to help you reach your potential and take control of everything that God has given you."

And it has nothing to do with me being an atheist; anyone who knows me should be well aware that saying such in passing doesn't phase me.

There's a movement or two that I'm actually thinking of, but their name currently escapes me. It's ... how should I say it ... cultish?

Then again, insurance did approve it. *shrug* I'll find out on Friday.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Saw a Nat Geo program last night on fatal insonmia. The victims, after a few months of sleeplessness, stagger, stare off into space, lurch around twitching, cannot communicate coherently, and lash out when they try to sleep. Could this condition be the origin of the zombie mythos, I wonder?

Dkkyjrukdjkd fekjrhebfne. YAH!!!!!

<drool>

It was the chicken that came first. Problem solved. Creationists scramble after weeping torrentially from their manginas.
That's where they weep from??? That can't have evolved.
They waffled.
So surgery then?

If there's anything resembling powder on that, I'm walking the other way. Quickly. Unlike Lot's wife, I'm not looking back.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Nobodaddy wrote:
I sometimes click on this thread just to see how high the postcount will be after a certain period of time. I'm making a FAWTL unit of time.
Just like s!*&load is a standardized system of measurement.
When you say that you have to stick you pinky up or it's not a proper crown unit.

Or another phrase I forgot to mention.

"When in doubt, stick your pinky finger out."


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

So, who kept their avvies?

Sharoth, Mairkurion, Flash, E7, Studpffin...anyone else?

You just don't fnck with perfection.
I think someone commented on the sock puppet thread that mine was, well..., suitable.

I'll have to check it the next day. After I wrap this thread, I'm waaaaay past bedtime and will be up in four hours. :/


lynora wrote:
Why do I check this thread right before I go to bed again? Oh yeah, it's to give my subconscious plenty more material to work with. ;P

The question is whether I'm good for your subconscious playground.

TERRIBILIS EST LOCUS ISTE!


...and I made it. Frightfully so.

Ciao! Until next whim.


*blink*

Morning folks. Another day, another lack of dollars . ..

*blink*

Scarab Sages

Good morning Patrick. Hope your day goes well.

Liberty's Edge

Good morning? You mean not everyone was afflicted with soul wrenching insomnia and actually got some sleep? Curses!

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....soul wrenching.


Studpuffin wrote:
Anybody else want blueberry waffles?

SPLORRRRRTTTTTCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The Exchange

Good morning folks. Let's go and see what the hell work was smoking when they made my schedule for today, shall we?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

houstonderek wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
If there's a movie scheduled to begin and no one buys a ticket, does it actually run?
I have a story to tell you about me, an ex and being the only two in a theater...

I feel bad for whomever sat in your seats fir the next showing. :)


Moorluck wrote:
Good morning folks. Let's go and see what the hell work was smoking when they made my schedule for today, shall we?

Whoa man! Bong hit?

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:
Good morning folks. Let's go and see what the hell work was smoking when they made my schedule for today, shall we?

Are we thinking crack, perhaps? If work had been smoking weed, it would have had to pick up 6 dozen donuts and a stack of Warner Bros. cartoons...


Bishop of Barf wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Anybody else want blueberry waffles?
SPLORRRRRTTTTTCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Ugh! What he said, plus....

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


Aberzombie wrote:
Good morning Patrick. Hope your day goes well.

It should be OK. My wife has the day off after a brutal 11-hour shift prefaced by a ten-hour shift the day before. Plus, they were readying for a white-glove inspection by the #3 bigwig from their company when one of the many idiot stoner kids they are forced to hire left the freezer off all day, ruining all the frozen goods.

*sigh*

I swear, when I see these kids today slips into grognard mode ...
Why is it that they seem to have to be high or drunk 24-7? At work? Why do they go on 'cigarette breaks' to drink and smoke weed? When did this become socially acceptable? And perscription pills? For a country with supposedly lousy health insurance everyone around here 18-25 seems to come with their own mini-pharmacopea. Jeeze .... [/rant]

Scarab Sages

houstonderek wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Good morning folks. Let's go and see what the hell work was smoking when they made my schedule for today, shall we?
Are we thinking crack, perhaps? If work had been smoking weed, it would have had to pick up 6 dozen donuts and a stack of Warner Bros. cartoons...

Mmmmm.....donuts


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Plus, they were readying for a white-glove inspection by the #3 bigwig from their company .....

Bend over, and....try to relax.


Oh, wow. I even creeped myself out with that one....

RPG Superstar 2012

Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Damnit Taig, not you too! No more new avatars!!! Don't you fools understand that new avatars resulted in the fall of Atlantis/Rome/New Jersey?
Chernobyl & Three Mile Island, too.
Not true! New Jersey fell because of Atilla the Hun, everyone knows that!

That's what Yellow Dingus told me.


Creepy Puppet wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Plus, they were readying for a white-glove inspection by the #3 bigwig from their company .....
Bend over, and....try to relax.

Yeah, but that's basically what it was there Creepy. And stoner dude just planted a big polyp on their ailmentary wall.

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
Nobodaddy wrote:
I sometimes click on this thread just to see how high the postcount will be after a certain period of time. I'm making a FAWTL unit of time.
Just like s#%*load is a standardized system of measurement.

I'm a fan of metric s&!&tonne, myself.


taig wrote:
That's what Yellow Dingus told me.

He told me I should build a wall from Provincetown to Marblehead, pump out all the water and build Disneyland-Stellwagen on the new dry land ...

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Nobodaddy wrote:
I sometimes click on this thread just to see how high the postcount will be after a certain period of time. I'm making a FAWTL unit of time.
Just like s#%*load is a standardized system of measurement.
I'm a fan of metric s#!&tonne, myself.

I thought Mona established that as a metric assload?

Not that I have any idea why he was trying to smuggle that much stuff into prison, mind you.


houstonderek wrote:
Not that I have any idea why he was trying to smuggle that much stuff into prison, mind you.

He was bunking with Romper Stomper?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Good morning!

Sounds like Moorluck and Patrick have fun-filled days ahead of them, and HD probably couldn't sleep because he looked up stuff on the Internet after he was warned not to. *shudder* It was OK until the freakin' picture.


Peace LVR wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Good morning folks. Let's go and see what the hell work was smoking when they made my schedule for today, shall we?
Whoa man! Bong hit?

Duuude! You got some Visine?

Scarab Sages

taig wrote:

Good morning!

Sounds like Moorluck and Patrick have fun-filled days ahead of them, and HD probably couldn't sleep because he looked up stuff on the Internet after he was warned not to. *shudder* It was OK until the freakin' picture.

The waffle thing?

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:

Good morning!

Sounds like Moorluck and Patrick have fun-filled days ahead of them, and HD probably couldn't sleep because he looked up stuff on the Internet after he was warned not to. *shudder* It was OK until the freakin' picture.

Actually, I never looked at the thing a certain d@@!~+@ wanted to call me, but my cousin sent me some links to videos that should never again be seen by man, and, in fact, the makers of said videos should be hunt down and thrashed to within inches of their lives.

shudder


Can't Get the Red Out wrote:
Peace LVR wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Good morning folks. Let's go and see what the hell work was smoking when they made my schedule for today, shall we?
Whoa man! Bong hit?
Duuude! You got some Visine?

I snorted the last of it yesterday. That's some good s%*~ man!


The Kool-Aid Drinker wrote:
taig wrote:
That's what Yellow Dingus told me.
He told me I should build a wall from Provincetown to Marblehead, pump out all the water and build Disneyland-Stellwagen on the new dry land ...

That's the only way to give those Imperialists what for. I know this because my IQ is Avocado's Number.

Dark Archive

Mmmmm....avocado


Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:

Good morning!

Sounds like Moorluck and Patrick have fun-filled days ahead of them, and HD probably couldn't sleep because he looked up stuff on the Internet after he was warned not to. *shudder* It was OK until the freakin' picture.

The waffle thing?

Yep, the BARRRRRFFFFFFHHHHHUUUURRRLLLLLLL!!!!! thing.

Scarab Sages

attempts to banish thoughts of the waffle thing from his mind

RPG Superstar 2012

I'm off to work (where I still don't hate my job--so weird). Back in a bit.


Peace LVR wrote:
Can't Get the Red Out wrote:
Peace LVR wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Good morning folks. Let's go and see what the hell work was smoking when they made my schedule for today, shall we?
Whoa man! Bong hit?
Duuude! You got some Visine?
I snorted the last of it yesterday. That's some good s*@# man!

Hey don't bogart that man! Let's head out behind the dumpsters! I can take some off the shelves! Lemme grab a paper bag and some model glue too!


taig wrote:
I'm off to work (where I still don't hate my job--so weird). Back in a bit.

Peace out Meles Meles!

Scarab Sages

I should do stuff at work to, I suppose. Later folks.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Ugh - still 450 messages to go and now I have to go to work. I'm sure by lunch the unread page count will climb to 700. Will it never end?

EDIT BTW - I enjoyed the pics of Fawtlycon and paizocon, Solnes.


Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Ugh - still 450 messages to go and now I have to go to work. I'm sure by lunch the unread page count will climb to 700. Will it never end?

It never ends. ~grins~ I feel for you.

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