This is more confusing than a mouse in a burlesque show!
Dick, bring your shotgun. We've got a live one!
Hah, I can't believed that worked! A simple compulsion and that socialite couple happily smuggled me into that Whitehouse shindig in her oversized handbag. Free snacks and booze were tasty too.
And Hillary has some foxxxy cankles. Rawr!
Dick, bring your shotgun. We've got a live one!
Boy, don't make me get my whuppin' stick.
Dick, bring your shotgun. We've got a live one!
I don't know how much I should trust my aim anymore...
I don't know how much I should trust my aim anymore...
{bobs and weaves in the air} Nyah-nyah, you can't hit me- PHBPPT!
I don't know how much I should trust my aim anymore...{bobs and weaves in the air} Nyah-nyah, you can't hit me- PHBPPT!
You can't go "PHBPPT!" without a tongue, you filthy capitalist!
Hey Che! Weren't you a doctor? What do you think of our efforts on health care?
Taking money from the successful and distributing it on the basis of govermental wisdom is near and dear to me. Just look at the island paradise of Cuba and its phenomenal medical system. It's the envy of prions around the world. I just wish I could have been there to meet Sean Penn. (Sniff)
I would strongly suggest that you shoot the dissenters, though.
{bobs and weaves in the air} Nyah-nyah, you can't hit me- PHBPPT!You can't go "PHBPPT!" without a tongue, you filthy capitalist!
Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha- {casts Polymorph Any Object at pistol, accidentally turns it into an AK-47} ha-, er, oopsie...
Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha- {casts Polymorph Any Object at pistol, accidentally turns it into an AK-47} ha-, er, oopsie...{bobs and weaves in the air} Nyah-nyah, you can't hit me- PHBPPT!You can't go "PHBPPT!" without a tongue, you filthy capitalist!
Gracias, Senor Cráneo! I will be much more efficient at spreading the gospel of Marx with this!
45 rounds of Social Realism!
Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha- {casts Polymorph Any Object at pistol, accidentally turns it into an AK-47} ha-, er, oopsie...
Gracias, Senor Cráneo! I will be much more efficient at spreading the gospel of Marx with this!
45 rounds of Social Realism!
AUGH! {hides behind Dick Cheney} Holy patooties, Dick, that boy can actually hit what he aims at! Maybe he'll give you a lesson or two?
AUGH! {hides behind Dick Cheney} Holy patooties, Dick, that boy can actually hit what he aims at! Maybe he'll give you a lesson or two?Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha- {casts Polymorph Any Object at pistol, accidentally turns it into an AK-47} ha-, er, oopsie...
Gracias, Senor Cráneo! I will be much more efficient at spreading the gospel of Marx with this!
45 rounds of Social Realism!
As long as he leaves our phylacteries alone.
MWAHAHAHA!
My plan is coming to fruition.
In the days to come, I'm going to write my own health care bill, and the Senate is going to have no choice but to pass it. It is going to make me the official "Big Cheese of the Galaxy."
Merry Christmas and go f!%& yourself.
Merry Christmas and go f%*@ yourself.
Well, at least you didn't blast anybody you fascist pig.
Slaps nightstick
Grrrrrrrr.......
Hope... Change.....