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43 posts. Alias of Mairkurion {tm}.


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Kajehase wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Why, oh why, do some trolls insist on trying to spoil a perfectly fun thread with their sinful nitpickings?
But... but... I weren't nitpicking for once. I was adding to your information. Because I wanted to link to that troll-pillar in the Lund Cathedral.

Pillar hugger.


I'm very disappointed to hear all this talk about ducks and horses. Why is this comic going to be about zoomorphic characters!? Gaw!


Waaaaa! Ross is a Big Fat Meanie!


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Check this out.

I haz been skoold.


Aberzombie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

+1.

How's tricks FaWTLies?

Trying to bury troll crap is like swimming against the tide.

Troll Crap: It Regenerates.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:

Counter-question: Does it matter whether it can?

Sometimes, proverbs are just useless. Better use your mind to think about things and decide each incident for itself.

Proverbs are only useless for 1. Those who don't know the right one and 2. Know how to use it.

And also the mathematically challenged.


I don't think we need examples, just a right mathematical understanding.
Are you adding the wrongs or multiplying them?


Russ Taylor wrote:

Please, let's keep this from becoming a trollfest.

You rang?


Come, let's troll
Troll across the floor
Come, let's tro-oh-oh-oll
Troll across the floor
Now turn around, baby
Let's troll once more

Feel so good
Take me by my hand
I feel so goo-ooh-ooh-ood
Take me by my hand
And let's go trolling
In wonderland

Trollin', trollin' aah-huh-uh
Rock and ro-uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-llin'
Trollin'
Well rock my so-oul
How I love to troll

There's my love
Trolling in the door
There's my lo-o-o-ove
Trolling in the door
Baby, let's go trolling
By the candy store


Come, let's troll
Troll across the floor
Come, let's tro-oh-oh-oll
Troll across the floor
Now turn around, baby
Let's troll once more

Feel so good
Take me by my hand
I feel so goo-ooh-ooh-ood
Take me by my hand
And let's go trolling
In wonderland

Trollin', , trollin' aah-huh-uh
Rock and ro-uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-llin'
Trollin'
Well rock my so-oul
How I love to troll

There's my love
Trolling in the door
There's my lo-o-o-ove
Trolling in the door
Baby, let's go trolling
By the candy store


I'm no man's troll! Don't make me get the slide rule out!


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
So, when I've developed my wizardry to the point I can steal others' skills, Moff Rimmer better kiss his photography chops good-bye!
Stop tryin to break the game.

IT WAS BORN BROKEN! JASON BULMAHN IGNORED ALL MY FEED BACK!


The math PROVES that Teter's code is broken!


HAHAHA! FOOLS!

My spies are among you, reporting back to me like the faithful, bootlickin' creatures they are! Oh how we grind our molars at Paizo's success!

Spoiler:

Their names are the Yard of Hoe, the Boy in Darkness, and the not-so-wonderful Terrier of OZ.

PIE


Honestly, are ya gonna trust a guy named Frank?

In Stats Do I Trust.


Successful Troll is Successful wrote:
skrahen wrote:
Y'all posting in a Troll thread.
What ho, brother!

Hoes? That's statistically improbable.


Hmm...

Obvious Troll is Successful or Successful Troll is Obvious?

Trollish Success is Obvious!


I gave you perfectly good statistics once, and you FAILED to grasp them.


{Sings as M. dances his TOtP}

Whinging...in the blogosphere, makes me happy
Whinging...on the messageboards, can make me cry
Whinging of a trollb%+&$, sounds so lovely
Whinging...almost always...makes me high


Spank Trollham wrote:


Aberzombie wrote:
Dude, awesome! You should create that alias, and just post that whenever a rules thread gets too heated. You could be the new Vomit Guy!
On the contrary. My vast intellegence, and obvious mastery of all that is RPG makes me the perfect focus of these rules threads. Let them overheat! I shall prove that my way is right, and anyone who plays differently has a Candle of Invocation shoved up their ass.

Frankly, you don't have the necessary intelligence to make fun of me. The math just doesn't add up.


I created five new threads about the Advanced Failer's Guide.


Why must people resist my rationality?


I've added an additional booklet with corrected math.


Your maths are wrong! I've proven this in a lengthy document published in the Troll's Den!


Successful Troll is Successful wrote:
Successful Troll would like to congratulate all fellow trolls for outstanding success.

There were no successful trolls here. I've got the maths to prove it.


::Opens wide::


I have something to say:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Alexander Kilcoyne wrote:
This thread is a forum troll's dream.

Huh! What?

I'm awake, I'm awake... wasn't sleeping, just resting the eyes while doing some math in my head.


*Taps through thread*


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The math! The math!

You idiots!


Heathansson wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

and I argue from a eumomma position:

booooooooring.
Of course. Evil is banal. Add Hannah Arendt to the list.

You, sir, are a lituratroll. You may be well read, but you are indeed a troll of letters.

You're lucky you're not going to Paizocon.

I've got Evil Math.


You called, David?


This thread is broken.


This thread is broken. See my website for the mathematical proofs, if you can understand them.


Messageboard Troll wrote:
DM Dave wrote:
Armchair DM wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Tell me what you think.
No comments?
Shall I break them down by tiers for you?
Show me the math too.
Your math is full of FAIL!

See my website for the proof and corrected equations. Not explained for dummies.


You rang?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I think I resisted giving in to that thread.

But ya gotta hand it to Ross, he's the new law in town.

EDIT: Correction, I almost completely resisted it. And Vic was even funnier than the Chief!

He's funnier, but only because his math is so flawed.


Urizen wrote:
Professor Hawking's wheelchair runs circles around your elementary calculus. It has more unproven theorems than grade school geometry.

Perhaps I forgot to mention that I wrote the math that makes Prof. Hawking's wheelchair run.


David Fryer wrote:
Honest Trollperson wrote:
Messageboard Troll wrote:
taig wrote:

If we can't be civil on this thread, how can we stand a chance to be civil on any thread?!?!

Nobody wants a badger's opinion.
I have the math to prove it over on my website.
Your math is full of fail. My statistics prove it.

Frankly, it's ashamed that the only thing you understand less than your own statistics is my math. This highlights the impossibility that I could ever get you to understand your wrongness, even through patient and bite-sized explanation. Luckily for you, I am an honest trollperson, so you can trust me when I tell you you are wrong.


Messageboard Troll wrote:
taig wrote:

If we can't be civil on this thread, how can we stand a chance to be civil on any thread?!?!

Nobody wants a badger's opinion.

I have the math to prove it over on my website.


They were all broken and needed to go. I will have fixed versions posted later.