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Hey. If you are going to pull a Matrix move, you might as well pull it NAKED!!!

Scarab Sages

And don't think I forgot that "kicks the zombie while he's down" crap from yesterday!!! You're on The List now, scales!


Aberzombie wrote:
Really, it's up to her. She just has to learn to say either "no" or "Kiss my ass, and wait until Monday" to some of these a$*!%!+s she works with.

No is a very powerful word. ~looks at Aberzombie~ NO!!!!! You can't eat my brain!


Aberzombie wrote:
And don't think I forgot that "kicks the zombie while he's down" crap from yesterday!!! You're on The List now, scales!

~wicked smile~ Who? Me? I am totally innocent!

Lantern Lodge

Sharoth wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
And don't think I forgot that "kicks the zombie while he's down" crap from yesterday!!! You're on The List now, scales!
~wicked smile~ Who? Me? I am totally innocent!

NOPE!!

Scarab Sages

Too late to proclaim innocence now. You're on The List. And that's where your name will stay until....well, why spoil the surprise.

Mwahahahahahahahaha........

Scarab Sages

Sharoth wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Really, it's up to her. She just has to learn to say either "no" or "Kiss my ass, and wait until Monday" to some of these a$*!%!+s she works with.
No is a very powerful word. ~looks at Aberzombie~ NO!!!!! You can't eat my brain!

That's OK, I'm trying to cut down on junk food! :)

Scarab Sages

All right folks. I gotta go try and make sense of the ramblings of others. Later.


What list? There is no list on your profile.


Silly dragon, thinking such information is made publicly accessible...

You have to have the right channels.

Silver Crusade

Morning, all. What did I miss?


My naked Matrix moves. Neo would be so proud.


Sharoth wrote:
...you might as well pull it NAKED!!!

Well, duh


Aberzombie wrote:
Really, it's up to her. She just has to learn to say either "no"...

My wife has that word down pat.

Silver Crusade

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Drejk, that whole scenario is just bizarre. Somebody is trying to pull a fast one, but not very effectively.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Good luck with the job search, Drejk. Sorry to hear about the weird behavior of your mother's friend.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Drejk, that whole scenario is just bizarre. Somebody is trying to pull a fast one, but not very effectively.

I bet it'd work better naked.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Drejk, that whole scenario is just bizarre. Somebody is trying to pull a fast one, but not very effectively.

Agreed. This just sounds weird.


Sharoth wrote:
~pulls a Matrix move as I dodge the bullet~ WHEW!!! I am glad my friend was able to help me out. All four bills hit today and I would have been SOL if my friend had not been there for me.

Glad to hear.


Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~pulls a Matrix move as I dodge the bullet~ WHEW!!! I am glad my friend was able to help me out. All four bills hit today and I would have been SOL if my friend had not been there for me.
Glad to hear.

Me too!


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Stolen from Texts from dog:

Where are you?

GOT OUT BACK GATE

Christ. WHERE ARE YOU?

CHASING SOME GUY ON A BIKESICLE

STOP

NEGATIVE. HE'S WEARING LYCRA SHORTS

I NEED TO BITE HIS ASS

And

AM I GAY?

I don't know. Are you attracted to man dogs?

YES
AND LADY DOGS
AND CHAIRS
AND PILLOWS
AND DUCKS
I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO THE WHOLE WORLD

Right. You're Globalsexual

Silver Crusade

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7


I hope the DC was really low.

Silver Crusade

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The text from dog thing is hilarious. I have a new addiction.

Silver Crusade

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I hope the DC was really low.

The DC was 3, so yes.

I discovered I could not use the dice roller in a PM, so I told Treppa I would roll in FAWTL :)


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Aberzombie wrote:
Damn Paizo and their 10th Anniversary sale. Damn them all to hell!

Those PS deals are killing me.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Celestial Healer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I hope the DC was really low.

The DC was 3, so yes.

I discovered I could not use the dice roller in a PM, so I told Treppa I would roll in FAWTL :)

You can use this thread for your dice rolling needs. :)

Silver Crusade

Good idea!

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Damn Paizo and their 10th Anniversary sale. Damn them all to hell!
Those PS deals are killing me.

Yeah I was not aware that their were so many of them. I want to pick up more of them, but 'more' turns out to be nearly a hundred bucks worth of books. :/

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

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Three beasts away for Wayfinder #8. Hopefully, they'll all find homes there. :)

Plus, there's this news.


Having heard an old episode of podcastle where a Norwegian/Icelandic fairy tale had been moved to an Indian setting I'm seriously considering coming up with a story about a Vudran adventurer ending up as a Linnorm King at one of the islands in the Ironbound Archipelago...

Hindu vikings sounds kinda awesome.

Scarab Sages

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Why, oh why, do some trolls insist on trying to spoil a perfectly fun thread with their sinful nitpickings?


Aberzombie wrote:
She just has to learn to say either "no".

How else did she end up with you ;p

Spoiler:
Now that was funnier in my head. But then most things are...imagines evil clowns skipping.

Scarab Sages

Wolfthulhu wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Damn Paizo and their 10th Anniversary sale. Damn them all to hell!
Those PS deals are killing me.
Yeah I was not aware that their were so many of them. I want to pick up more of them, but 'more' turns out to be nearly a hundred bucks worth of books. :/

I've steered clear of acquiring any of the PS stuff up to this point. Hopefully, I can continue to make my Will save.


Only thing I'm much interested in the sale is the two APs I don't have yet (Carrion Crown and Serpent's Skull). Regardless I'll be waiting for my next paycheck to clock in before buying anything.

I might snag the rest of the Loot4Less line while I'm at it, that stuff is fun. =)


Aberzombie wrote:
Why, oh why, do some trolls insist on trying to spoil a perfectly fun thread with their sinful nitpickings?

But... but... I weren't nitpicking for once. I was adding to your information. Because I wanted to link to that troll-pillar in the Lund Cathedral.


DSXMachina wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
She just has to learn to say either "no".

How else did she end up with you ;p

** spoiler omitted **

That's what SHE said!


Kajehase wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Why, oh why, do some trolls insist on trying to spoil a perfectly fun thread with their sinful nitpickings?
But... but... I weren't nitpicking for once. I was adding to your information. Because I wanted to link to that troll-pillar in the Lund Cathedral.

Pillar hugger.


I still want to do my Viking-Amerindian-Aztec-Mongol mash up à la The King of the Wood. Still a favorite of mine since high school

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Who would win? A duck vs. a pencil.

Also, here's a post I made.


King of the world is also a good Steely Dan song.


Kajehase wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Drejk, that whole scenario is just bizarre. Somebody is trying to pull a fast one, but not very effectively.
I bet it'd work better naked.

Great Old Ones, NO!

Mom's friend is around 50 (I guess), I have absolutely no desire of seeing her naked!

Her daughter is younger than me but she has two kids and not in my type.


The pencil. I base my judgement entirely on the general performances of Daffy and Donald Duck, both proving that ducks are nature's natural born losers.

Also, looking forward to seeing what you've written, Badgerman!


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Badgerman, badgerman,
Writes whatever a badger can.
Badgerman, badgerman,
Making muesli out of bran.
Badgerman, badgerman,
Wins the contests out of hand.
Badgerman, badgerman,
Surely must be worth a grand.


Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Drejk, that whole scenario is just bizarre. Somebody is trying to pull a fast one, but not very effectively.
Agreed. This just sounds weird.

My initial suspicion was that her daughter was delivering applications for multiple people and someone else was called for interview and test period but someone somewhere messed up the information. Maybe.

Or just tried to appear to be helping without doing anything. Hard to guess who messed up - mom's friend, her daughter, the potential employer. Blah.


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Kajehase wrote:
I base my judgement entirely on the general performances of Daffy and Donald Duck, both proving that ducks are nature's natural born losers.

At least they can be roasted into very tasty losers.


Celestial Healer wrote:
The text from dog thing is hilarious. I have a new addiction.

Hopefully it isn't running after guys riding bicycles in lycra shorts and biting their asses...

Actually, I don't ride bicycles wearing lycra shorts so don't mind and suit yourself.


Drejk wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
I base my judgement entirely on the general performances of Daffy and Donald Duck, both proving that ducks are nature's natural born losers.
At least they can be roasted into very tasty losers.

Mmmmm, delicious defeat.

Scarab Sages

Kajehase wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Why, oh why, do some trolls insist on trying to spoil a perfectly fun thread with their sinful nitpickings?
But... but... I weren't nitpicking for once. I was adding to your information. Because I wanted to link to that troll-pillar in the Lund Cathedral.

Not you, oh FAWTLY brethren. Some other douchebag, :)


Yay!

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