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David Fryer wrote:
Honest Trollperson wrote:
Messageboard Troll wrote:
taig wrote:

If we can't be civil on this thread, how can we stand a chance to be civil on any thread?!?!

Nobody wants a badger's opinion.
I have the math to prove it over on my website.
Your math is full of fail. My statistics prove it.

Frankly, it's ashamed that the only thing you understand less than your own statistics is my math. This highlights the impossibility that I could ever get you to understand your wrongness, even through patient and bite-sized explanation. Luckily for you, I am an honest trollperson, so you can trust me when I tell you you are wrong.


Professor Hawking's wheelchair runs circles around your elementary calculus. It has more unproven theorems than grade school geometry.

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Honest Trollperson wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Honest Trollperson wrote:
Messageboard Troll wrote:
taig wrote:

If we can't be civil on this thread, how can we stand a chance to be civil on any thread?!?!

Nobody wants a badger's opinion.
I have the math to prove it over on my website.
Your math is full of fail. My statistics prove it.
I am full of EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fixed it for you.


CourtFool wrote:
I guess I should have made this about political philosophy since that seems to be the soup d'jour.

Wait... it's not?


DoveArrow wrote:
Wait... it's not?

Surely the Gygax reference was a dead give-away.

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Everyone knows that politics is just an extension of the edition wars.


CourtFool wrote:
DoveArrow wrote:
Wait... it's not?
Surely the Gygax reference was a dead give-away.

Not really. Aren't he and Al Gore trying to protect the space time continuum or something?


Mother Earth loves you.


*Humps everyone*


Urizen wrote:
Professor Hawking's wheelchair runs circles around your elementary calculus. It has more unproven theorems than grade school geometry.

Perhaps I forgot to mention that I wrote the math that makes Prof. Hawking's wheelchair run.


David Fryer wrote:
Everyone knows that the edition wars are just an extension of politics.

Fixed it for you.


Honest Trollperson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Professor Hawking's wheelchair runs circles around your elementary calculus. It has more unproven theorems than grade school geometry.
Perhaps I forgot to mention that I wrote the math that makes Prof. Hawking's wheelchair run.

Yes, but I wrote the laws of nature that enable you to exist.


You wrote them, but I control them. By the way, you forgot to fill out the requisite forms and pay the attached fees for referring to the laws of nature®. Fines will be assessed, Algore.


Don't worry; cap and trade will take care of that. Problem solved.


Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:
You wrote them, but I control them. By the way, you forgot to fill out the requisite forms and pay the attached fees for referring to the laws of nature®. Fines will be assessed, Algore.

Hmmm. My house needs new hardwood floors. You'll do just fine.


David Fryer wrote:
Everyone knows that politics is just an extension of the edition wars.

Like a...tentacle?


The other side of the aisle is wrong because…
A. They are the other side of the aisle.
B. [Insert random corporation name here] owns them.
C. They are the same party as that guy who had that scandal three years ago.
D. They are Nazis.

They want to turn America into…
A. A fascist state.
B. A communist state.
C. A protectorate of Canada.
D. A hippie commune.

We must…
A. Kill every last one of them until blood fills our rivers and we crush their bones into dust.
B. Kill their family in front of them before killing every last one of them until blood fills our rivers and we crush their bones into dust.
C. Beat their dog, kill their family in front of them before killing every last one of them until blood fills our rivers and we crush their bones into dust.
D. Find common ground.

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:

The other side of the aisle is wrong because…

A. They are the other side of the aisle.
B. [Insert random corporation name here] owns them.
C. They are the same party as that guy who had that scandal three years ago.
D. They are Nazis.

E. Because Glenn Beck/Keith Olbermann said so.


Callous Jack wrote:
E. Because Glenn Beck/Keith Olbermann said so.

F. Because the [conservative/liberal] media said so.

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:

C. A protectorate of Canada.

D. A hippie commune.

Redundant?

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
E. Because Glenn Beck/Keith Olbermann said so.
F. Because the [conservative/liberal] media said so.

G. Because they support illegal immigrants from Wall Street.

Liberty's Edge

Loopy wrote:
I'd pay $10 for a video of the two of them singing "Gonna Beat my Wife" by the Dead Milkmen.

Hell, I'd pay $12.

Liberty's Edge

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Loopy wrote:
I'd pay $10 for a video of the two of them singing "Gonna Beat my Wife" by the Dead Milkmen.
Hell, I'd pay $12.

Did they ever do a video of "Stuart"?


CourtFool wrote:
The other side of the aisle is wrong because…

d%

01-30 They support healthcare reform.
31-60 They oppose healthcare reform.
61-75 They're peace loving, tree hugging, baby killing, owl saving hippies.
75-90 They're gun-toting, Hummer driving, war-mongering, global warming rednecks.
91-95 They're communists.
96-00 They're fascists.

CourtFool wrote:
They want to turn America into…

d%

01-25 A parking lot.
26-50 A nature preserve.
51-75 A communist state.
76-00 A fascist state.

CourtFool wrote:
We must…

d%

01-50 Lower taxes, cut spending, close the borders, go nuclear, and drill, baby, drill!
51-00 Raise taxes, increase spending, open the borders, go green, and ponder the definition of 'is.'


I hate it when there's no "all of the above." Otherwise, awesome.


DoveArrow wrote:
...and ponder the definition of 'is.'

What's so wrong with that? :)

Liberty's Edge

CourtFool wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Your math is full of fail. My statistics prove it.
David, whenever your mouth opens, straw men burst forth.

Fighters suck!

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CourtFool wrote:
What's so wrong with that? :)

I don't know. I rolled higher than 50 on my percentage roll. :-P


CourtFool wrote:
David, whenever your mouth opens, straw men burst forth.

That's a great idea for a The Tick villain :)


Fire breathing fan post

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
That's a great idea for a The Tick villain :)[/ooc]

Or a professional archvillian from the Guild of Calamitous Intent.


Won't somebody think of the children!


Prince That Howls wrote:
Won't somebody think of the children!

That's why we had to replace the last guy.


X = too much CG in movies; C. B. D. C.

I love this efficiency.

Do I get a receipt, or points?


Sebastian's Law Ninja wrote:
That's why we had to replace the last guy.

Because he was thinking of the children, or because he wasn't thinking of the children?


DoveArrow wrote:
Sebastian's Law Ninja wrote:
That's why we had to replace the last guy.
Because he was thinking of the children, or because he wasn't thinking of the children?

Either way you percieve that, neither sounds good.


(rolls through)

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