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Probably because you're a tool.
Damnit, Bill!
Damnit Bill!
Can I get in on this action?
IT'S MY TURN DAMNIT!!!!
What a guy!It's Aberzombie's fault that all I can think of is Hilary Clinton when I see this avatar. Not really 'think', it's more like 'have waking nightmares'. That's Secretary Of State Clinton to you buddy!
*runs away* Don't run away from your feelings!!! I was almost President, if that helps.
OMG! I've never seen that avatar. Whoa. I need a drink, my hands are shaking.Hi sweetie.You like me! You really like me! You find me beautiful, don't you?
Hi sweetie. You like me! You really like me!
How dare you compare me to that slutty little Hollywood actress!I was hot once.....Swank or Clinton? because I will dispute both. Actually, I can neither confirm nor deny that....
I was hot once.....Swank or Clinton? because I will dispute both. How dare you compare me to that slutty little Hollywood actress!
I was hot once.....
Happy Birthday to me!
Mine!
Or maybe mine?
Back off cankles, he's all mine!Your husband got votes from me twice. You still got a sweet job in the end, I think I've done enough for your family.Damnit! Why do you always have to bring Bill into the picture! What? I'm not enough for you? To hell with you Beeyotch! I saw him first! And, he actually voted for me - twice!
Your husband got votes from me twice. You still got a sweet job in the end, I think I've done enough for your family. Damnit! Why do you always have to bring Bill into the picture! What? I'm not enough for you?
Seriously, guys, don't help women stalk me. Life is already "interesting" enough as it is. I'm not stalking you. I have aides to do that for me.....
Former Preside....I mean former First Lady postDon't you mean First Doorstop? At least I was able to get elected after Bill left office.
Former Preside....I mean former First Lady post
As this is a board for gamers, anyone have ideas on educational games that would teach environmental awareness? Why, yes. Now that you ask, I've got plenty of ideas on how to indoctri...I mean, educate our children. Remember kids, this is the only planet I have!
I like a woman who can make a man cry.{floats over into the corner to cry}Hrmph! Just the way I like my men. Usually, all I have to do is show them what's in the jar on my desk.
But they're right there, on that necklace around your neck!....because the number 13 was an important number for the Freemasons (oh yeah, and SATAN!!!).There is no truth to the rumor that I have 13 toes. Those aren't toes.....
....because the number 13 was an important number for the Freemasons (oh yeah, and SATAN!!!). There is no truth to the rumor that I have 13 toes.
{floats over into the corner to cry} Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.
....but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, cankles Back off Ross! I've had men castrated for less. Just ask Bill.
But NBC told me I was.So? I used to be president.** spoiler omitted **How many times have I told you Al, Dreams don't count. Oh, yeah! And they're ALWAYS correct.....
So? I used to be president.** spoiler omitted ** How many times have I told you Al, Dreams don't count.
So did that rat bastard Bill! "Not tonight Hillary. I've got an important meeting in the Oval Office." Hrmmmph.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
I'll see your vaguely insulting chia, and raise you a Clintons Holiday Gift Set. I'm not making money off that one either. cashes check
What did you call me?He called you Has Been. Hey, watch it Fryer! I was Presi...First Lady upon a time. Show some respect.
What did you call me?
Conspiracy theory #22 - I heard that Hillary is a secret partner in this. Way to make money off the repubs. That lady sure knows how to sniff out a buck. How dare you insinuate such a thing!!! goes back to counting coinage
Actually she is gross AND scary. :)Are you talkin' about Bill Clinton and Al again?Arrrggghhhh!! Why are those two always trying to steal my thunder?!? It must be part of some vast, right-wing conspiracy! Watch it buddy! Unless you want to end up like Bill, with two significant parts of your anatomy in a jar in my desk.
Are you talkin' about Bill Clinton and Al again? Arrrggghhhh!! Why are those two always trying to steal my thunder?!? It must be part of some vast, right-wing conspiracy!
October!
No, they only turn their nose up at second string psychopaths. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Grabs Hillary and cuts her up into fish baitSo, I guess I'm safe? So, what? Are you saying I'm a third stringer!?!?!?
So, I guess I'm safe?
As a member of the vast right wing conspiracy myself..... You're going on my list buddy. Oh yes, you're going near the top.....
I told that rat bastard he'd regret messing with me during Bill's Presidency.
Damn that Bill!
I love it when you talk dirty.Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.Why did we never wind up together, Hill?No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.I think I'll play some football today.With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines. Besides, you're too much of a wimp. You shot a guy and didn't even kill him! WTF?!?
Why did we never wind up together, Hill?No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.I think I'll play some football today.With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines. Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.
I think I'll play some football today.With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines. No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.
I think I'll play some football today.
I like you just fine Joe. No...seriously!
ME too!
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