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Actually the term is used by rules-lawyers as they argue for the inclusion of something absurd....

As in the following sentence...

"My DM made an arbitrary ruling against me playing a lich."

See also it depends what the definition of is, is.

KG loves the fact that MD's German nickname on GT island is Schultz...

....it is a magical place

I'm heckling from your closet

I am pretty certain that "Cthulhu mythos canon" is an oxymoron...

I read the thread as being about "sharting"

MD's big role was in Krull

as seen here

Thank you fact checker!!

Everyone who has not yet should watch both the Cisco kid and see no evil, hear no evil.

Because I am assuming everyone has seen everything else!

Dwarven cleric is fine.

PC "Dude I am injured can you heal me up?"
DC "Your fine! rub some dirt in it you pansy!"

PC "I feel really badly...."
DC "Get tough or die!"

The back door is indeed a closet door.

Now I am completely lost and do not have any idea who is who.

That's the fun part if people are putting out subtle cues and hints, they can't be too obvious to the creatures, so at the end of the day you don't know for sure.....ever...

My favorite paladin type is the humble, semi-martyr, reluctant one. He bas been blessed with divine power to do a job, he sees this as a duty, not an honor he has received. Because he can/ will go into the darkness to face evil, others don't have to. Ignoring the monsters and going back to the farm/ shop/ fishing hole sounds great to him, but he doesn't because that would force someone else to face the danger.

I based a paladin off of Andy Griffiths sherrif Taylor very soft spoken with homey type saying, and lots of patience. No one ever figured it out, but it was a great inspiration for me. I had loads of fun with it.

I'm wearing your undergarments

Claps hands together three times....

"Wipers!"

Someone who always plays up the low Cha ends up being Jar Jar Binks. Players should show restraint and only play it up in small, character establishing doses.

How dare you speak so of a Sith Lord....

.....I know, you know, I'm not telling the truth......

Good lord, all my post seam to be half hour long speeches. If I keep this up I am going to vote for me just to shut me up!!!

We are carefully monitoring the oxygen supply....

Choose a character you are familiar with and imagine them as such and so race and class....

I made a paladin based on Andy Griffith's character Sheriff Taylor...no one ever figured it out....

kG is lying there is no pizza in hell....lots of goats though...

So when will the kids be on the boards and playing?

GT covers himself with a towel in the gym and poses as an exercise machine......

......the dapper dan man

Snakes are always hanging out and surprising people. You should always assume the snake is under the down spouts.

I had a king snake in my yard, and had to put him in a box and set him on the deck every time I mowed the yard. I do not think snakes are pets and strongly dislike venomous snakes.

My neighbor was cleaning up his mess and found a nest of copperheads. I was glad I had my snake to eat them.....

Cluny is banned for not giving me two steps...

Actually evil eye and demoralize together are even better.

Evil eye is also a soften up or test run....

If a target makes the will save I might select a spell with a fort or reflex save instead.

Grabs BO tongue extricates self from well...

The frog had been purchased and owned by the paladin who had an oath against slavery.

The paladin got elected to Parliament

Aux watches the strange exchange and thinks maybe the things voice is like a dog whistle, something he can not hear and Serilia can. Maybe that is why women think men are not listening......

This is like saying a locksmith can't learn to cook.

The rules assume that in downtime, if you spend time watching the rogue do it and or explaining it, even if you do not role play it in minutia that indeed you can learn a skill.

A few systems used to regulate that by saying to teach you needed a rank (or more in it) and you could only teach two (or int modifier) students at one time.....
But seriously that is in house rule territory.

imho-
in my humble opinion

smurf

Summon smurf

KenderKin is in-fact a were-kender, he only becomes a kender during the full moon, his normal form is that of a 7 foot tall viking/ninja with two different colored eyes. He often wonders where all the brick-a-back in his home comes form each month.

Welcome to Kender pillage

I have used it at higher levels, but I am taking the weather domain

Storm Burst (Sp): As a standard action, you can create a storm burst targeting any foe within 30 feet as a ranged touch attack. The storm burst deals 1d6 points of nonlethal damage + 1 point for every two cleric levels you possess. In addition, the target is buffeted by winds and rain, causing it to take a –2 penalty on attack rolls for 1 round.

This is much better than most of the ones being discussed, because it is a ranged touch attack, potential knock out blow and makes the target have a minus 2 on the next attack roll.

Maybe this dynamic added to the other selections would be an improvement.....

Hoping they keep doing goblin....the eventual goblin AP!

Ok the switch will likely be simple, the new kobold arrives to tell the gunslinger he can no longer travel around as there was an accident at his powder making thing, and he is now required to oversee it directly.

likely the result of either a rogue goblin or mite......

Alright...brace yourselves as this is gonna be weird.

Male Kobold...Barbarian (Unchained) Mad Dog 2.

Now before anyone goes off the deep end, this is hilarious and ingenious if I say so myself. First Level Weapon Finesse, Third Level Weapon Focus Kukri, Fifth Level Slashing Grace.

A Dex based barbarian Kobold (His damage won't be flipping amazing...but he'll have a Tiger to help out in the damage category till he can catch up a bit).

Thoughts...?

Don't make him angry, you won't like him when he's angry!

The additional traits feat!

Andrew the Hardy, Lord of Moray wrote:

Doing my darndest to stay out of the lime light

Easier said than done...at least your sire didn't just mouth off to him...

That was me and my Sire yesterday!

Cards against humanity....

I win!

Magic tang......here drink this!

and eat this!

Time Slop

Which leads to this

Farting Duplicate

....replacing viagra with horse laxative.

KenderKin wrote:

Not sure why anyone might be against play by post games?

Had a bad experience with one. Dice rolls were iffy, one player dominates by posting pages that the other players now cannot contradict, DM disappearing, etc. An established, set time with voice communication is ideal for my gaming preferences.

Those are all true!

I had a player state he was waiting for my player to come to him...standing his ground so to speak...

I get super close to him....and use call the void....

Another PC jumps in and tells him to run

He then agrees he is running....

Then expected a chase to ensue...

I was like what the F just happened? I got to within 10 feet of you and you do a reset and want me to still be like 60 feet away....

True story.

When your kids are bad you skald them....

To make bacon you skald the pig

I think more thought is required

So, after a lot of hard adventuring, you've finally managed to track down a djinn who will grant you a wish. You tell the djinn "I wish that wishes never came true."

What happens?

The Djinn does nothing and proclaims "Granted!"

GNB is banned for not knowing that all kender have things lying around them....... ; )

Lucille

This one?

No!
A great sword name for Bob of the BeerBelly's is a waste of time. And if you were able to come up with a cool PC name then the same process should let you come up with a name for the sword.