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That defines myself as a whole, not just my pinky!

I try not to put a lot of faith on a tiny body part that gets hit often.

As much as I believe it has.

Eirenne Nightbreeze, a Galliard from the Children of Gaia and a crybaby. How can a kickass werewolf be a crybaby? She makes light heavy metal or something like that... Heavy metal shouldn't be light if you ask me, it attracts paradox...
And me, Eli, just someone living my life and minding my own business. I happen to be a member of the Cult of Ecstasy and an awakened human too. My tatoos don't have more magic than my pinkie toe, by the way.

Don't worry, using my WoD magic rules I'll shape the world in a way no D&D character could do and I'll save us all.

*Devices a world shaping spell that will require like 100 successes on a extended roll, which will keep her casting for a few days and when she is done she will be cast away from existence because of the Paradox before the effect even takes place*

Are you ready,
Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

I'll do. I'm on a conspiration to make all the threads on the forum be about food.

Don't Stop Me Now is a song that really defines this character, a mage from the Cult of Ecstasy from Mage: the Ascension. She's a rebellious runaway from the Technocracy with an addiction to adrenaline.

Zoltan shouldn't rule this city because he is so damn right! Nobody should run this city!

1st: Not having to waste time choosing clothes or dressing them.
2nd: Not having to hear Marianna complain about how opressive clothes are.
3rd: Showing cool tattoos.
4th: Making Kjeldorn faint happily.

The next poster disaggrees with one of my statements.

I Live in Your Basement!
Calling All Creeps!
Welcome to Dead House
Don't Go to Sleep!

Pure poetry!

The next poster lives in my basement...

Mama... Just killed a Pulg. Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead.

Mr. Lightbulb Head

I've been ignoring this thread for too long! Back to rebelling against its title!

Friend Computer shouldn't rule this city because it's full of Commie Mutant Scum (and proud of it!).

Granted! A horse heart. You have to eat it raw to prove you are a queen. And you don't have a real mouth of digestive system as you are a golem.

I wish for a world with no kings or queens.

Dalindra should not rule this city because she'll end all corruption in the government. And that breaks the rules of reality. Reality would collapse! We would be doomed!

Anarchy! This thread is Anarchy!

My plan is to have both sides embracing Anarchy. And I hope it spreads everywhere after that!

The next poster has a better solution.

Viddy Gibbons

Oh, yes. I like goblins.
*Casts some sort of Haste equivalent on them and lets the mayhem go on*

I think they are pretty cool. I'm thinking of helping them to liberate whatever a Jerbli is.

Colossal Flamethrower

(It's a Mage: the Ascension thing. Marianna is actually a canonical character there)

Ugh, this damned thing is broken!

*Starts messing with the circuits and removing or changing random parts*

I wish I knew what I'm doing. I was never good with Technology.

*Completely dismantles FRIEND COMPUTER to pieces*

Well, it looks more friendly now.

(Many people still thinks my real name is Leia because mine sounds similar)

Incest is bad. Monarchies are incestuous. Monarchies are bad. DOWN WITH MONARCHIES! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Moral standard: No king rules forever.

But they cannot catch me! I can run faster than them, and their Reality doesn't mean a sh*t to me. They cannot stand that I am free from their chains. And soon you'll be free too. Don't worry KahnyaGnorc, I'm coming to the rescue.

The next poster has a plan for rescueing KahnyaGnorc from the Technocratic Union Science Illuminati.

Blind Guardian

Mice-chewed Ears

I can do all that, but still I cannot spin myself out of sock, sweat and soup.

The Next Poster is also stuck in an impossible way.

Bribe? He winked so much while he offered me the money that I thought he was trying to pay me for getting laid!

The next poster tried to get me out of prison in a very creative way.

The Lord of the Earrings

Now!?

Ride the Lightning

It just reads «Stop trying to find yourself in a stupid book and start living your life now» in all the pages. It took me a full minute to write it. It's a best seller. Literature today sucks.

The next poster has read all the classics.

Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, can't escape from reality... This sounds like a regular day on my life, this guy sure knew what music is, not like all that pompous people yelling in a language that nobody can understand.
Next poster has a secret shrine dedicated to Freddy Mercury.

I'm sorry to break both your illusions and the fourth wall but you are playing something called «Reign of Winter». I wouldn't put much expectations on it.

And why is everybody falling here? I think someone has casted a grease spell on this thread.

My resolution for this year is... uhm... nah, forget about it. I'm just against planning anything in advance. Let's just see what this year brings to us.

You aren't unlucky, you only think you are.

Your perception determines your reality.