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Bubba Graul wrote:

Kobold, does this outfit make my butt look big?

I said no family memb—oh, sorry, Bubba. Uh, no. No it doesn't.

You know, if we were kin, you'd be kinda cute.

Kobold, does this outfit make my butt look big?

I blame Cosmo that my book only had room for 50 shades.

*Completely un-Monroe-ish voice from within cardboard box*

Happy Birthday, Mr Slaa-aad!...

ooooo... a party!!

I blame Cosmo that Rysky din't invite me :(

Rysky wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

*peaks into thread*

*checks to see the coast is clear*

I Blame Cosmo for no gremlins in this years RPG Superstar monster round! Nar-Voth is a great place for pranks and the destruction of those lousy mites! What is wrong with you designers?!? Are you cowards or...

*thinks he hears the sounds of an approaching succubus*

...oops, sorry, can't hang about!

*fades out of the thread using a new trick he just picked up*

*sniffs air*

Anybody else smell some adorableness? No? Just me?

There is a hint of 'cuddlyness' in the air...

Sorry about that. Cosmo inspired me to eat chili.

I blame Cosmo that Rysky gives all of the cuddles to Pugwumps, and only stabbing to me.
I'm cuddly too, ask all my kin!

I blame Cosmo that this alias don't get no lovin

Dear Ask A Shoanti,

All I want is a little cuddle.

Why do the humans, elves, dwarves, bears, dragons, firepelts, horses, tojanidas, dryads, and badgers all run so fast?

I thought that I would at least have a chance with the dragons.

Signed,
Randy near Rannick

...Kobold-kabobs, Kobold Creole, Kobold Gumbo, Coconut Kobold, Pan-fried Kobold, Deep Fried Kobold, Pineapple Kobold....

With all joking aside we should take a serious look at what Kobolds are good at, I have put togeather a short list of a Kobolds uses.

** spoiler omitted **

Popcorn Kobold, Garlic Kobold, Steamed Kobold, Kobold Brochettes, Stir-frid Kobold, Breaded Kobold, Kobold Bisque, Bahbecued Kobold, Kobold Chops, Roast Kobold with an apple in it's mouth, Scambled Kobold, Poached Kobold, Kobold Sunny-side-up, Kobold in Bearnaise Sauce, Kobold in Sweet'n'Sour Sauce, Kobold in Bahbecue Sauce.....