And as the explosive runes go off, the Red Dragon farts,and the flames spread killing all Kobold in the area. BBQ Kobold anyoneSigh. I suppose that it's only fair that I do the same for dragons. Here is a list of what red dragons are good at:** spoiler omitted **With all joking aside we should take a serious look at what Kobolds are good at, I have put together a short list of a Kobolds uses.
** spoiler omitted **
Thank Glittergold I had my greater protection from elements spell. That warwoof didn't, sadly.
*Munch munch munch*Oh, and for the sake of tradition...
crunch....raunch...runch....runch...runch....
(uses the tail of the kobold appetizer as a toothpick)
~urp~
DASTDY.
Word to the wise... don't eat a scavenger!
(we give indigestion!)
Or the plague, depending on the scavenger of course. ^ ^
-Kurocyn
Luckily, being undead, indegestion doesn't really bother me all that much.
Arrrr!!!
Aberzombie, would you like to become a Captain in my Undead Fleet?(and people say that I never give a ship)
Luckily, being undead, indegestion doesn't really bother me all that much.Arrrr!!!
Aberzombie, would you like to become a Captain in my Undead Fleet?
(and people say that I never give a ship)
Thar he is, that scurvy dog! Fire!
Was there a point to this thread beyond making fun of kobolds? ;)
I think so. I'll go ask Tetr.
Kobolds don't rule anything, no matter how good they may be at it. Any time another group gets irritated with the kobolds' success, they just head into the mines and stamp out the yappy little critters.
It sucks to be at the bottom of the food chain :/
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Luckily, being undead, indegestion doesn't really bother me all that much.Arrrr!!!
Aberzombie, would you like to become a Captain in my Undead Fleet?
(and people say that I never give a ship)
I'll have to check my schedule. Next week me and some friends are going to beseige some folks trapped in a remote farmhouse. The week after that, its down to the mall for dinner. After that I'll be consulting for about 6 months on a biography that Romero wants to do about me.
What can I say, zombies are the new black.
Was there a point to this thread beyond making fun of kobolds? ;)
Does there have to be?
Was there a point to this thread beyond making fun of kobolds? ;)Although making fun of kobolds is it's own reward, it was initiated by the little lizard rat-dog mockery-of-man-or-mantid ** spoiler omitted ** in question.
Prepare to be Lightning Bolted.
...rat-dog...
Rat-dog?
-Kurocyn
Was there a point to this thread beyond making fun of kobolds? ;)Does there have to be?No, just making sure. Fire away.
...rat-dog...Rat-dog?
-KurocynIt's still a dog (technically)...
;)
Okay, I'll ignore for a moment the fact that this statement was made while insulting me, and point out that I once rode a rat-dog, and lemme tell you they are ugly. So stop insulting Perfectly friendly rats like Kurocyn.
With all joking aside we should take a serious look at what Kobolds are good at, I have put togeather a short list of a Kobolds uses.
** spoiler omitted **
Popcorn Kobold, Garlic Kobold, Steamed Kobold, Kobold Brochettes, Stir-frid Kobold, Breaded Kobold, Kobold Bisque, Bahbecued Kobold, Kobold Chops, Roast Kobold with an apple in it's mouth, Scambled Kobold, Poached Kobold, Kobold Sunny-side-up, Kobold in Bearnaise Sauce, Kobold in Sweet'n'Sour Sauce, Kobold in Bahbecue Sauce.....
Popcorn Kobold, Garlic Kobold, Steamed Kobold, Kobold Brochettes, Stir-frid Kobold, Breaded Kobold, Kobold Bisque, Bahbecued Kobold, Kobold Chops, Roast Kobold with an apple in it's mouth, Scambled Kobold, Poached Kobold, Kobold Sunny-side-up, Kobold in Bearnaise Sauce, Kobold in Sweet'n'Sour Sauce, Kobold in Bahbecue Sauce.....With all joking aside we should take a serious look at what Kobolds are good at, I have put togeather a short list of a Kobolds uses.
** spoiler omitted **
We can cook some mean s^^rf burgers.
Bubba Graul....
Yerr killin' me!
(lol)
Ah reck...... Oh wait! Wrong thread.
Yeah, get outta here! *Throws tomato*
Can we flood the mines?
Nope. Hee hee hee!
Mmmm....Snorks...
Smurf'n'turf!!!
Can we flood the mines?
Yeah, just press that big red button over there. *Casts protection from flying dire lemmings*
Can we flood the mines?Yeah, just press that big red button over there. *Casts protection from flying dire lemmings*
CHARGE!!!!!
To be fair to kobolds... they can be very dangerous when setting traps (spoilered for Pathfinder 4)
...Perfectly friendly rats like Kurocyn.
Yay! I has a friend! ^ ^
-Kurocyn
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I heard that he almost spelled a 2 letter word right on one of those 'explosive runes' scribbles that he's always scratchig down on the back of recipts and grocey lists. Keep tryin' little buddy. One day you can claim to have spelled 'or' right. We have faith!
I think you're giving him waaaayyy too much credit.
...Perfectly friendly rats like Kurocyn.Yay! I has a friend! ^ ^
-Kurocyn
*Sets rattrap*
CHARGE!!!!!
*Step in rattraps*
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I heard that he almost spelled a 2 letter word right on one of those 'explosive runes' scribbles that he's always scratchig down on the back of recipts and grocey lists. Keep tryin' little buddy. One day you can claim to have spelled 'or' right. We have faith!
he wrote it on a grocery list? Who's he think he is, e e cummings?
I heard that he almost spelled a 2 letter word right on one of those 'explosive runes' scribbles that he's always scratchig down on the back of recipts and grocey lists. Keep tryin' little buddy. One day you can claim to have spelled 'or' right. We have faith!he wrote it on a grocery list? Who's he think he is, e e cummings?
*Scribbles spell on Shopping Cart*
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I heard that he almost spelled a 2 letter word right on one of those 'explosive runes' scribbles that he's always scratchig down on the back of recipts and grocey lists. Keep tryin' little buddy. One day you can claim to have spelled 'or' right. We have faith!he wrote it on a grocery list? Who's he think he is, e e cummings?
It's spring
andthe
lizard-rat-dog
Smurf-lover rants
far
and
wee
...Kobold-kabobs, Kobold Creole, Kobold Gumbo, Coconut Kobold, Pan-fried Kobold, Deep Fried Kobold, Pineapple Kobold....
...Kobold-kabobs, Kobold Creole, Kobold Gumbo, Coconut Kobold, Pan-fried Kobold, Deep Fried Kobold, Pineapple Kobold....
Recipes:
Take a look at this if you get a chance... the 2 May cartoon
Go to Kobolds in Pearls Before Swine
Don't those crocs look like Kobolds? I've found another kobold hater! It's discrimination!
Take a look at this if you get a chance... the 2 May cartoon
Go to Kobolds in Pearls Before Swine
Don't those crocs look like Kobolds? I've found another kobold hater! It's discrimination!
I have sent the lemmings. Before noon, Pastis will be dead.