Belphegor's page

A ghost?

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The next poster studied post graduate nerdism.

Hopefully the eggs are fresh.

Let sleeping Goblins lie.

Ah, to sleep. Perchance to dream.

Secrets: 2d100 ⇒ (29, 2) = 31

That is what I have always liked about Lady Blackmoor.
She gives such statements with so serious a tone that nobody knows if she is kidding or not.
You are her latest victim Count.

KahnyaGnorc almost married Nectanebo's sister.

Full name.

They are taking on a new junior partner, Mr Li Bel.

It is called the Belphephone. Only playable by ethereal beings.

The next poster lost something.

Move to Siberia and leave the windows open.

The next poster has a secret they will now share.

on my fortitude check, now I'm a ghost.

IHIYC is promoted for one year of hiding.

I have only have third hand accounts, but supposedly Schism was born under an Odd Star.
She was always had a split personality, but the Count's bite seems to have had an unexpected side effect.
It looks like all her personalities can now manifest if given the proper stimulus, which will be very dangerous if a couple of them are ever brought out.

And yet here you are, being drained of all your magic.
Be bold, but make sure you won't die because of a miscalculation.

Didn't your master teach you about checking for other magical effects before casting because they may have adverse reactions?

No need for insults.
I was going to offer you a restorative potion, but I changed my mind.

You are wasting your time.
I can see the connection between them.
It is something so ancient that it is beyond the laws of any universe.
If the orc hadn't intervened and revived her, Schism would have revived on her own.
Unless you want to drain all your magic on something that will never happen, you should stop now.

Now you're getting it.

Okay, you have met GoatToucher.

Are you sure you have met the actual GoatToucher?

The man who would become Santa.

JTDV is banned because it is my birth deathday!

Guess you didn't hear that participants have to ride bareback.
They can't even use a harness to steer the animals (who were captured from the wild the day before).
The most important rule is all participants must be nude.

IHIYC learned his craft while he was GoatToucher's college roommate.

KahnyaGnorc is the unacknowledged love child of the Invisible Man.

A glare of ruby-eyed demon-idols.

A ______ of giant devil rays.

I have filled those Demands to perfection My Lady.

Aduro, See above.

I'd go with the DR 5/-.
The invincible ones have too many demands.

GeneSlealer only plays one on TV.

Why did you have me turn Comte into a cadet if you were just going to kill him?
Waste of a perfectly good spell, if you ask me.

Belphegor wrote:

Dowager Comtesse de Malodor wrote:

Oh, by the blistered bell-end of Belphegor, Alphonse, NO NUNS! Go to your room without any housemaids!

You called my Dear Lady?

*Bows and kisses her hand.

Duke! How delightful to see you!

After you've finished transforming Gruumash into a lemure, we need to talk Blood War. I think a spell of military discipline would do my wretched son no end of good.

Sorry my Lady, Gruumash's awesomeness is too mighty, but I can help you with your son.

Oh, by the blistered bell-end of Belphegor, Alphonse, NO NUNS! Go to your room without any housemaids!

You called my Dear Lady?

*Bows and kisses her hand.

She just sheds her skin to get clean.

GG is banned for hiding the ban thread so he can make that statement.

Chocoholic, but it needs to be pure chocolate - no nuts.

Luck high G.

Death

25 OR 6 TO 4?

I got Great-Grandpa to possess ours. Belphegor takes over when he has to go to the clinic or pick up his infernal pension.

It helps relieve the headaches.

Down Clown!

The Saladin will see you now.

Count Reiner tried to boogie down, but found it too lively.

They'll never take me alive..., oh, wait.

The Fiendish Bureau of Indifference.

That's okay. Grandpa has a dozen more, one from each grandkid.

GoatToucher only has one use for Colombian coffee.

Look into my eyes.

The only problem that I find with the revival is she now flash fries them.