Last one to post wins

[90s Simpsons Referotron]

How come I get lice and nothing happens to Milhouse?

[Vidmaster7]

Wow been awhile since I've gotten a Simpsons reference that wasn't me. someone has been hiding.

[90s Simpsons Referotron]

I've been out trying to win friends with salad.

[Sir Limey De Longears]

I hath been oute trying to wynne frendes withe Saladin.

[Belphegor]

The Saladin will see you now.

[Oneup Liesalot]

Reminds me of my ghoran melee beast... Tank Salad...

[Sunomono Slaad]

Oneup Liesalot wrote:

... Tank Salad...

Yau're vaary welcome!

[high G]

And then the guy yells, "If you don't like where we are going, you're not going to like what's coming next."

[Vidmaster7]

Next.

[Comte de Malodor]

Either me or GoatToucher.

The race is on.

[Vidmaster7]

I think you won that time.

[Beep Beep]

Beep Beep!

[R2-FU]

*Boop Boop!*

[Vidmaster7]

Ding-a-ling

[high G]

And then the guy says, "If you don't like where we are going, you're not going to like what's coming next."

[Vidmaster7]

And the flying squirrel said " and now for something you'll really like."

[high G]

the guy laughed, "If you don't like where we are going, you're not going to like what's coming next."

[Lord President Beans]

Actually, I think I will, since the next stop, according to our itinerary, is the Strategic Bean Reserve and Petting Zoo.

[AM TARDIGRADE]

PET BEANS???

[That kid from that region]

And how is that weird? I have a pet magnet, a pet fake tree, a pet antlion, a pet landshark, a pet lamp, a pet wrestling bird, and a pet pile of sand, among others.

[Vidmaster7]

Silly moose and squirrel.

[Schism]

That kid from that region wrote:

And how is that weird? I have a pet magnet, a pet fake tree, a pet antlion, a pet landshark, a pet lamp, a pet wrestling bird, and a pet pile of sand, among others.

I want a land shark. I'm talking actual shark, not the Bulette!

[Vidmaster7]

You want a jabberjaw?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Apparently, she does, yes. Why?

*Shrugs*

We may never find out, or want to find out.

[Schism]

I like the theme song.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Schism, I'm truly sorry to say this, but...

*Takes a deep breath (somehow).*

You are clearly a sick individual, you're even worse than GoatToucher!

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

But there's nothing wrong with liking Jabberjaw, I was always a fan of the 1980's version myself.

[Vidmaster7]

Schism wrote:

I like the theme song.

For some reason Zorak (space ghost) is randomly in the intro.

[Chuck Les, Son of Jokey]

Q: What's the difference between a landshark and a landsknecht?

A: One has incisors and the other, striped trousers.

Hee hee hoo ha hey!

[Vidmaster7]

...

[Skiron]

Q: What's the difference between a Landsknecht and a lanced neck?

A: The remains of (at least) one are currently pickling somewhere in my wine cellar, and the other is, as of now, just underneath Jokey's head!

HAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

[Vidmaster7]

I feel like there is probably a few more differences.

[high G]

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[Vidmaster7]

wow been awhile since I've had to post more then twice to hold the night.

[Zank Frappa]

Keep holding it.

It's good for you.

[Schism]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

Schism, I'm truly sorry to say this, but...

*Takes a deep breath (somehow).*

You are clearly a sick individual, you're even worse than GoatToucher!

Thank you!

That is high praise.

[Grandpa Wonderbra]

I think we broke Schism.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Grandpa Wonderbra wrote:

I think we broke Schism.

And a broken Schism amounts to...what?

A redundancy?

A compound fracture?

A Great Schism?

[Pulg]

Wouldn't a broken schism be a reunification?

[The Last Question]

Pulg wrote:

Wouldn't a broken schism be a reunification?

Wouldn't that require a reversal of entropy?

[Schism]

HEE HEE HEE!!!

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

That does it, I'm going in.

*Performs the vampire tradition of appearing in the dark, luring the intended target into a false sense of security, then sucking their blood until they are either dead or a vampire themselves.*

Hopefully, this will sort out the whole Schism issue.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Ah, so the intended target was Schism, I got it now.

[high G]

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[Vidmaster7]

You stop with these random html coding stuff!

[Pulg]

Hot Tarrasques Mate Lazily?

[Vidmaster7]

Have tank may travel.

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

Hammurabi Taught Mesopotamian Law

[Skiron]

Hastur's Terrible Majesty Lingers

[AM TARDIGRADE]

HUGE TARDIGRADE MASTERS LIFE!