General Discussion Regarding Bacon

[Helaman]

Plus the editing and errata on things Bacon related are just disappointing.

[bdk86]

Well this would all be solved if they'd just make Bacon Lord legal.

[claudekennilol]

I must be missing something. Is there something regarding PFS that has to do with bacon? Is there a joke I'm missing somewhere?

[Fearsome Squealy Nord]

claudekennilol wrote:

I must be missing something. Is there something regarding PFS that has to do with bacon? Is there a joke I'm missing somewhere?

Bacon may be a joke to you, but it's no joke to me!

[Zarongel's Poog!]

Squeali Dann! NOT Bakin! Bakkin fud Squeely Dan peepul!!!

[claudekennilol]

Fearsome Squealy Nord wrote:

claudekennilol wrote:

I must be missing something. Is there something regarding PFS that has to do with bacon? Is there a joke I'm missing somewhere?

Bacon may be a joke to you, but it's no joke to me!

It's definitely not a joke to me. I find this whole topic a waste of space.

[nosig]

claudekennilol wrote:

Fearsome Squealy Nord wrote:

claudekennilol wrote:

I must be missing something. Is there something regarding PFS that has to do with bacon? Is there a joke I'm missing somewhere?

Bacon may be a joke to you, but it's no joke to me!

It's definitely not a joke to me. I find this whole topic a waste of space.

?? relax - have fun - enjoy the company of friends and ... maybe even a BLT. yeah.

But - you know - participation in the thread is purely voluntarily. Hang out and crack some jokes if you want. Or move on the weighty matters in other threads. At least we aren't derailing other threads...

Older Bacon thread....

[Bacon!]

O.B. Original Bacon

[nosig]

Bacon! wrote:

O.B. Original Bacon

well - I know what I'm having for lunch then. Off in search of a BLT - hold the T....

[Wei Ji the Learner]

Yes, but that's 'Off-topic bacon'.

This is the very important tongue-in-cheek PFS bacon. An entirely DIFFERENT animal.

In fact, to keep it on topic, what factions of the Pathfinder Society would HAVE bacon?

Is there a special Bacon! faction card?

[Bacon!]

The Rules of Bacon according to the PFS guide to organized play

1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always.
2. There does not exist a food that does not go well with bacon.
3. There are two kinds of people in the world: those who like bacon, and those who will be used as fodder in the case of a zombie apocalypse.
4. Even pigs like bacon. Fact.
5. Crispy and chewy are both acceptable ways to cook bacon. Thou shalt not discriminate.
6. 90% of the world’s problems can be solved by bacon.
7. Bacon presents exactly zero health risks. Shut up.
8. If your computer is antiquated and slow, you can feed it bacon through the floppy drive to make it run faster.
9. Meals without bacon are rarely worth eating.
10. When given a breathalyzer, the number they give you is your BAC. This is short for “BACON”, and is equal to the number of slices of bacon you should eat divided by 100.
11. Thou shalt always consume bacon on the Sabbath. And the Mondath. And the Tuesdath. And the….
12. Bacon gets you laid.

[Vad]

Andorans feel that bacon is an end to itself- -how typically shortsighted.

Bacon is best left as a thin strip wrapped around a superior meat. But even then, your chef should be good enough to make a delicious filet mignon without needing to sully it with pork.

[Jessex]

Bacon! wrote:

The Rules of Bacon according to the PFS guide to organized play

5. Crispy and chewy are both acceptable ways to cook bacon. Thou shalt not discriminate.

Bah. Crispy is the only acceptable form of the ultimate food. Everyone decent knows that. I think you're trying to corrupt the impressionable youth with your vile heresy.

[Wei Ji the Learner]

*sigh*

Someone moved this from PFS play to Off-topic.

Now we'll never know what Bacon is PFS-legal.

I guess we'll have to eat it all, then.

[Bacon!]

Jessex wrote:

Bacon! wrote:

The Rules of Bacon according to the PFS guide to organized play

5. Crispy and chewy are both acceptable ways to cook bacon. Thou shalt not discriminate.

Bah. Crispy is the only acceptable form of the ultimate food. Everyone decent knows that. I think you're trying to corrupt the impressionable youth with your vile heresy.

Hey man, I'm just the messenger. If you have an issue I suggest you take it up with campaign leadership.