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That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well.
...and not to mention their...other habits...

Katerek |

Tom Qadim wrote:That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well....and not to mention their...other habits...
That is TOO funny! Thank you VERY much!

James Sutter Contributor |

Tom Qadim wrote:That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well....and not to mention their...other habits...
HA!

Tom Qadim RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16, 2011 Top 32, 2012 Top 4 |

Tom Qadim wrote:That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well....and not to mention their...other habits...
Awesome! Bravo, DitheringFool. Bravo.

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Lamashtu had a globsterlope.
Its goo was sickly puce
And everywhere that globster loped
It gobbled up a goose.One day it ate a peryton
With glomping globster glee.
That smacked of fowl and venison
And surely you'd agree.
See... it's this kind of response post that compels us to make the nonsensical blog posts more common.
Anyway... the inside joke is that the globster ALMOST made it into Pathfinder AP #1 as a new monster (as an amorphous coastal undead monster), but then we realized that the idea of a globster is kind of funny.
Especially if it has antlers.

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Kevin Andrew Murphy wrote:Lamashtu had a globsterlope.
Its goo was sickly puce
And everywhere that globster loped
It gobbled up a goose.One day it ate a peryton
With glomping globster glee.
That smacked of fowl and venison
And surely you'd agree.See... it's this kind of response post that compels us to make the nonsensical blog posts more common.
Anyway... the inside joke is that the globster ALMOST made it into Pathfinder AP #1 as a new monster (as an amorphous coastal undead monster), but then we realized that the idea of a globster is kind of funny.
Especially if it has antlers.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ....
The Fiendish T-Rex is gone ! Why ? How ? COME BACK !!!

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The Fiendish T-Rex is gone ! Why ? How ? COME BACK !!!
It's gone! INDEED.
Because of a mandate/request from up high, by the end of this year all Paizo employees will have unique avatars. My new avatar is from a piece of art that's appearing in an upcoming product, and there MAY have been a little bit of, "Hmm... I gotta change my avatar, maybe I should order some art that would work for that?" going on.

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Tom Qadim wrote:That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well....and not to mention their...other habits...
Gold!

Mairkurion {tm} |

Kevin Andrew Murphy wrote:Lamashtu had a globsterlope.
Its goo was sickly puce
And everywhere that globster loped
It gobbled up a goose.One day it ate a peryton
With glomping globster glee.
That smacked of fowl and venison
And surely you'd agree.See... it's this kind of response post that compels us to make the nonsensical blog posts more common.
Anyway... the inside joke is that the globster ALMOST made it into Pathfinder AP #1 as a new monster (as an amorphous coastal undead monster), but then we realized that the idea of a globster is kind of funny.
Especially if it has antlers.
You are SO shiny...
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Tom Qadim wrote:That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well....and not to mention their...other habits...
Bazinga.

Demiurge 1138 RPG Superstar 2013 Top 8 |

Anyway... the inside joke is that the globster ALMOST made it into Pathfinder AP #1 as a new monster (as an amorphous coastal undead monster), but then we realized that the idea of a globster is kind of funny.
Especially if it has antlers.
Oh man. Globsters as undead would have been awesome. Perhaps they just need a less silly name.

Ambrosia Slaad |

"Gurgle, gargle, globsterlope,
Have you any slime?"
"Yes, dope! Yes, pope!
Thick with chyme!First I ate a paladin.
Next I ate a grue.
Then I ate a peryton.
Now I will eat you!"
{stealthily pokes the "Kevin" with a quarterstaff and dislodges its mask, revealing... a Globsterlope! With the Fiendish Poet template!!!}
AUUUUUUUGGH!!! {runs off screaming}