The Globsterlope ???!
Where's my blog pic ??!
Don't I have some iconic pedigree ?!
Is it time for deadline monsters?
I attempt to disbelief this is a real blog post. :)
Deadline blog post.
My guess: Someone else is facing post-Canadian-Thanksgiving clean-up today.
*blink blink*
OK, now you guys are just making crap up.
That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well.
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That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well.
...and not to mention their...other habits...
That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well....and not to mention their...other habits...
That is TOO funny! Thank you VERY much!
That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well....and not to mention their...other habits...
HA!
That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well....and not to mention their...other habits...
Awesome! Bravo, DitheringFool. Bravo.
Lamashtu had a globsterlope.
Its goo was sickly puce
And everywhere that globster loped
It gobbled up a goose.
One day it ate a peryton
With glomping globster glee.
That smacked of fowl and venison
And surely you'd agree.
Creative Director
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Lamashtu had a globsterlope.
Its goo was sickly puce
And everywhere that globster loped
It gobbled up a goose.One day it ate a peryton
With glomping globster glee.
That smacked of fowl and venison
And surely you'd agree.
See... it's this kind of response post that compels us to make the nonsensical blog posts more common.
Anyway... the inside joke is that the globster ALMOST made it into Pathfinder AP #1 as a new monster (as an amorphous coastal undead monster), but then we realized that the idea of a globster is kind of funny.
Especially if it has antlers.
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Lamashtu had a globsterlope.
Its goo was sickly puce
And everywhere that globster loped
It gobbled up a goose.One day it ate a peryton
With glomping globster glee.
That smacked of fowl and venison
And surely you'd agree.See... it's this kind of response post that compels us to make the nonsensical blog posts more common.
Anyway... the inside joke is that the globster ALMOST made it into Pathfinder AP #1 as a new monster (as an amorphous coastal undead monster), but then we realized that the idea of a globster is kind of funny.
Especially if it has antlers.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ....
The Fiendish T-Rex is gone ! Why ? How ? COME BACK !!!
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Creative Director
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The Fiendish T-Rex is gone ! Why ? How ? COME BACK !!!
It's gone! INDEED.
Because of a mandate/request from up high, by the end of this year all Paizo employees will have unique avatars. My new avatar is from a piece of art that's appearing in an upcoming product, and there MAY have been a little bit of, "Hmm... I gotta change my avatar, maybe I should order some art that would work for that?" going on.
Tom's still using the good old fiendish T-Rex. Tom understands the value of tradition.
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That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well....and not to mention their...other habits...
Gold!
Lamashtu had a globsterlope.
Its goo was sickly puce
And everywhere that globster loped
It gobbled up a goose.One day it ate a peryton
With glomping globster glee.
That smacked of fowl and venison
And surely you'd agree.See... it's this kind of response post that compels us to make the nonsensical blog posts more common.
Anyway... the inside joke is that the globster ALMOST made it into Pathfinder AP #1 as a new monster (as an amorphous coastal undead monster), but then we realized that the idea of a globster is kind of funny.
Especially if it has antlers.
You are SO shiny...
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That's what comes into being several hours after you eat an ENTIRE peryton. They don't digest well....and not to mention their...other habits...
Bazinga.
Anyway... the inside joke is that the globster ALMOST made it into Pathfinder AP #1 as a new monster (as an amorphous coastal undead monster), but then we realized that the idea of a globster is kind of funny.
Especially if it has antlers.
Oh man. Globsters as undead would have been awesome. Perhaps they just need a less silly name.
"Gurgle, gargle, globsterlope,
Have you any slime?"
"Yes, dope! Yes, pope!
Thick with chyme!
First I ate a paladin.
Next I ate a grue.
Then I ate a peryton.
Now I will eat you!"
"Gurgle, gargle, globsterlope,
Have you any slime?"
"Yes, dope! Yes, pope!
Thick with chyme!First I ate a paladin.
Next I ate a grue.
Then I ate a peryton.
Now I will eat you!"
{stealthily pokes the "Kevin" with a quarterstaff and dislodges its mask, revealing... a Globsterlope! With the Fiendish Poet template!!!}
AUUUUUUUGGH!!! {runs off screaming}
Because of a mandate/request from up high, by the end of this year all Paizo employees will have unique avatars.
Wow, so someone was so enamoured of the globster that the art had to be published so that it could be made into an icon?
What does this herald for Erik Mona Day?
