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Conspiracy Buff |
![Man in Battle](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/Paldin-Vs-Evil-Knight.jpg)
What they're not telling you, is that Jacobs wasn't really put on suspension. In reality, he had been replaced by a clever robotic duplicate built by super-intelligent penguins whose secret city lies under the ice in Antarcitca. The ruse was discovered after a clever intern got suspicious because Jacobs suddenly changed his diet to eating fish every day, for every meal.
Even now, a well trained army of Paizo ninja pirates is scouring the globe for clues to Jacobs real location. They have to rescue him before he's used by our future Aquatic Avian Overlords to enact their fiendish plan for world domination.
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Steward Marshal of Antartica |
![Antero Ikonen](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/12OstUntamoinen.jpg)
What they're not telling you, is that Jacobs wasn't really put on suspension. In reality, he had been replaced by a clever robotic duplicate built by super-intelligent penguins whose secret city lies under the ice in Antarcitca. The ruse was discovered after a clever intern got suspicious because Jacobs suddenly changed his diet to eating fish every day, for every meal.
Even now, a well trained army of Paizo ninja pirates is scouring the globe for clues to Jacobs real location. They have to rescue him before he's used by our future Aquatic Avian Overlords to enact their fiendish plan for world domination.
Dang penguins! Always causing trouble. Well, I'll just have to send in a special forces squad to retrieve Jacobs.
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![James Jacobs](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/private/JamesJacobs.jpg)
That's great! I love that his monitor has the CR appropriate stats table taped to it!
I've had something to that effect taped to my monitor for the last 7 years or so, actually. Having the CR appropriate table handy in that way is more or less a requirement when you're developing adventures as your day job.
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vagrant-poet |
![Valeros](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO1126-Valeros1_500.jpeg)
vagrant-poet wrote:That's great! I love that his monitor has the CR appropriate stats table taped to it!I've had something to that effect taped to my monitor for the last 7 years or so, actually. Having the CR appropriate table handy in that way is more or less a requirement when you're developing adventures as your day job.
Still cool! I wish I had an excuse to do the same!