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I must return to my people before they are overrun by the shoggothic hosts! Then nothing will stand in the way of the shoggoths consuming all they behold!

What they're not telling you, is that Jacobs wasn't really put on suspension. In reality, he had been replaced by a clever robotic duplicate built by super-intelligent penguins whose secret city lies under the ice in Antarcitca. The ruse was discovered after a clever intern got suspicious because Jacobs suddenly changed his diet to eating fish every day, for every meal.

Even now, a well trained army of Paizo ninja pirates is scouring the globe for clues to Jacobs real location. They have to rescue him before he's used by our future Aquatic Avian Overlords to enact their fiendish plan for world domination.

Dang penguins! Always causing trouble. Well, I'll just have to send in a special forces squad to retrieve Jacobs.

A Man In Black wrote:

Lord Fyre wrote:

Personally, I blame Canada.

Times have changed, our kids are getting worse. They won't obey their parents and just want to fart and curse!

Everyone sing along!

Your trickery and obfuscation will not deceive us!

The Great White North is the source of all our world's problems!

You think you've got it bad up there! Well down here we've got Shoggoths and other alien horrors! By the blood of our people are you're lands kept safe!