Illustration by Scott Purdy


Cold Slither

Monday, November 29th, 2010

It’s been a long, frosty weekend and we’re still a little lethargic, but lets start things back off right. Check out what’s coming around the corner in the final installment of the Serpent Skull Adventure Path with Pathfinder Adventure Path #42: “Sanctum of the Serpent God.”

F. Wesley Schneider
Managing Editor

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We're Cold Slither
You'll be joining us soon
A band of vipers
Playing our tune

With an iron fist
And a reptitle hiss
We shall rule!

We're tired of words
We've heard it before
We're not gonna play the game no more

Don't tell us what's right
Don't tell us what's wrong
Too late to resist
'Cause Cobra is strong

We're cold slither
Heavy metal machine
Through the eyes of a lizard
In you will dream

When the venom stings
A new order brings
Our control

Dark Archive

COOOOOOOOBBBBBRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

COBRA-LALALALALA!!


Pathfinder Adventure Subscriber

Careful Seelah! That looks like slippery footing!

Contributor

Wow. I'm shocked no one got the reference. :P

Liberty's Edge

GI Joe and Pathfinder in the same blog? Brings a tear to my eye.

Contributor, RPG Superstar 2009, RPG Superstar Judgernaut

AWWWW YEAH!

WOOO!

Ahem.

That's some real nice art. Made my day. :-)


F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Wow. I'm shocked no one got the reference. :P

But Wes, lots of people got the reference! Didn't you read all the comments? :o

Paizo Employee Creative Director

Wes's sarcasm does not translate well into Wes's writing is all.

Contributor

James Jacobs wrote:
Wes's sarcasm does not translate well into Wes's writing is all.

You look nice today, James.


Pathfinder Adventure Subscriber

In support of Wes's sarcasm: I actually didn't get the reference. Which is not surprising since there basically weren't any cartoons on Swedish television other than on Christmas Eve until I was ten. We had to make do with Czechoslovakian and Russian puppet-animation and be thankful for it!

(I tell a lie, there was also the Yugoslavian psychedelia of Professor Balthazar - which I'd still take over any toymercial cartoon.)


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Ain't no hole in the wasthub!

Dark Archive

I KNEW IT ! Razmir IS Destro !

COOOOOOOOBBBBBRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


A very unusual date of the blog post. Probably someone posted this from a parallel universe.

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

Of course it doesn't help that I've been watching the old GI Joe on the Hub,

(gods my childhood didn't age well, and I like Covergril a blond actually)

Jury's still out on the re-imaged GI Joe and Transformers. Transformers aside.

Spoiler:
Does anyone else find it funny that Peter Cullen's doing Prime's voice, Frank Welker Megatron yet we've a new (hot Arcee and the original Arcee is voice directing?

Paizo Employee Chief Creative Officer, Publisher

I am TiVoing GI Joe on the Hub as well. COOOBRAAAAA!

Silver Crusade

Haters can hate, but Shipwreck is still the second best character.

Like Popeye and Jack Nicholson had a baby or something.

Dark Archive

I loved that Dr. Mindbender was originally a dentist.

Even though (or perhaps because!) my mom is an oral surgeon, as a child I had the greatest fear of dentists.

Sharp objects coming at my face, NOT FUN.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Erik Mona wrote:
I am TiVoing GI Joe on the Hub as well. COOOBRAAAAA!

Ditto... LALALALALA

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

just remember, Optimus Prime saved Duke's life.

and now you know.

Paizo Employee Chief Creative Officer, Publisher

The worst part of the Hub repeats is that they don't include the little lesson at the end.

Which is totally bogus.

Sovereign Court

Someone redid a lot of those old GI Joe PSAs with some pretty funny overdubs. Definately NSFW, but worth checking out.

"PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!"


OMG! Now I desperately crave a Cold Slither ring tone...and I never even use ring tones XD

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