
Joanna Whitehall |
Female Aasimar (Angelkin, Scion of Humanity) Bard 1 | HP: 9/9, NL: 0 | AC: 15/12/13, CMD: 15/13 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +3 (+4 vs. Charm and Compulsion)| Resist: Acid 5, Cold 5, Electricity 5 | Spells: 1st - 2/2 | Bardic Performance: 6/6 | Alter-Self: 1/1 | Init: +2, Per: +5 (Darkvision)

It could be worse. He could be called Elm!

Joanna Whitehall |
Female Aasimar (Angelkin, Scion of Humanity) Bard 1 | HP: 9/9, NL: 0 | AC: 15/12/13, CMD: 15/13 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +3 (+4 vs. Charm and Compulsion)| Resist: Acid 5, Cold 5, Electricity 5 | Spells: 1st - 2/2 | Bardic Performance: 6/6 | Alter-Self: 1/1 | Init: +2, Per: +5 (Darkvision)

Second verse of the song. It's based off a poem by Kipling.
The part in question:
Ellum she hateth mankind, and waiteth
Till every gust be laid,
To drop a limb on the head of him
That anyway trusts her shade:
But whether a lad be sober or sad,
Or mellow with ale from the horn,
He will take no wrong when he lieth along
'Neath Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!
Basically, elm is infamous for dropping branches and limbs on the unwary, so it has a reputation as a widowmaker.

Bulvarius Bromathan |
Male Human (Korvosan) Cavalier (Discipline of the Pike) 1| HP 5/12 | AC 13 T 13 FF 13 CMD 14 CMB +4 | F+4, R+0, W+0 | Perc +2 | Init +2 | Move: 30ft. | Challenge 1/1, Tactician 1/1| Hero Pts 1 | Conditions: -

Kemras Iuvescanu wrote:
"Kirk," (which Bulvarius used) for those who don't know North Germanic languages, is "church." It's not a big deal, I just found it entertaining to share.
Also what we call our churches here in North of Scotland :)

Kemras Iuvescanu |
Male Neutral Good Half-Elf (Varisian) Investigator (Antiquarian) 1 | HP 10/10 | AC 14, Touch 12, FF 12 | CMB -1, CMD 11 | Fort +1, Ref +4, Will +4 (+2 vs. enchantment) | Initiative +3 | Perception +11 (+12 for traps), Low-light vision | Speed 30 ft. | Inspiration Pool 4/4 | Hero Points: 1 | Active Conditions:

Oh, huh, I didn't realize that! Or maybe I knew, but just forgot. Neat either way.