As all three goblins hit the harpy, she falls from the sky dead!
DC 20 Perception:
Inside the harpy's roost, you see a satchel! Climbing up to get it, you find in the satchel are the following items: a piece of polished red coral (worth 200 gp), a rolled-up portrait of an old man and his dog (worth 50 gp), a jade egg (worth 150 gp), a potion of levitate, a scroll of detect undead, a scroll of dimension door,a wand of shatter (12 charges), and a box containing
incense of meditation
With the harpy dead, you are free to collect all the truffles you can carry!
The goblin chiefs take MANY truffles! And so head back home to finish the feast. . .
Shouts and screams pierce the air surrounding the Birdcruncher cave. The smell of the feast is... different. Mixed into the scent is
a greasy smell peppered with burning wood, straw, and sulfur. The smell might even be goblin—cooking goblin. All of the preparations are in shambles. The tables are overturned, the cook pots have been knocked over, and the goblin dog pens are on fire.
Mogmurch knows he's the most clever goblin ever! Slipping a stinky concoction out of his pocket, he smears all over the ground.
Applying salve of slipperiness to the indicated area.
Salve of slipperiness:
his substance provides a +20 competence bonus on all Escape Artist checks and combat maneuver checks made to escape from a grapple. The salve also grants a +10 competence bonus to the wearer’s Combat Maneuver Defense for the purpose of avoiding grapple attempts. In addition, such obstructions as webs (magical or otherwise) do not affect an anointed individual. Magic ropes and the like do not avail against this salve. If it is smeared on a floor or on steps, the area should be treated as a long-lasting grease spell.The salve requires 8 hours to wear off normally, or it can be wiped off with an alcohol solution (even wine).
Salve of slipperiness is needed to coat the inside of a container meant to hold sovereign glue.
No hit Chuffy! Chuffy behind you! Chuffy tumbles behind the effigy ready to stab when the opportunity is right.
acrobatics to avoid AoO:1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 29
Hold action to sneak attack when there is a flanker. +1 dog slicer att:1d20 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 10 + 2 = 19, if hits, dam & sneak attack:1d4 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + (6, 4) = 13
We can assume either Poog or Squealy got up there and flanked so that Chuffy's attack last round went
Reta misses with two shots, but Moog's bomb and Chuffy's blow hit!
The effigy turns to swing at Chuffy, now stationary it swings both arms!
Slam:1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20 Slam:1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12
both miss, one only narowly!
Mogmurch flings a vial of alchemist's fire, his eyes hopeful of seeing the effigy in flames!
It'll get soft cover, and I will factor in the -4 for making a ranged attack at a character in melee. I think the goblin on the left side of the effigy will take 1 point of splash damage.
Alchemist's Fire w/ throw anything & firing into melee vs Touch AC:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15 damage:1d6 ⇒ 1
Mogmurch, alchemists get their int bonus to alchemical splash weapon damage just like the bombs. So it does 4 fire damage.
reflex vs. splash:1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26 HP: 31 of 33
Ha ha ho ho, too slow! Chuffy no where you hands go! Chuffy slashes at its knees.
dogslicer att:1d20 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 10 + 2 = 14, if hits, dogslicer dam:1d4 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + (3, 5) = 12
Wrong goblin you stewpeed thing! Chuffy kill you now!
Chuffy tumbles around the thing, then slashes trying to cut some of the cords holding the pieces together.
Tumble to avoid AoO to flank with Reta.
She takes a step back and a gout of flames burst from her hands enveloping its head.
5' step back then burning hands. Aiming the cone up over the heads of the short goblins onto the head of the large effigy. DC=14 reflex for half damage. fire dam:4d4 ⇒ (2, 4, 4, 1) = 11
as mogmurch's alchemist fire continues to burn and poog adds more fire and Reta and Chuffy's swords strike, the goblin Chief Effigy goes down into a heap!
With the goblin chief effigy destroyed, the goblins of the Birdcruncher tribe slowly slink from their hiding places, ready once again to cheer their beloved chieftains. They bowed and scraped at their fearless leaders before, but now— after witnessing the destruction of the fireworks-laden monstrosity—the goblins of the Birdcruncher tribe would follow you into Hell. It takes a bit of time, but with a little cleaning up and additional cooking, the feast goes on!
