(This Chronicle won't be applied to a goblin character or one that has either of the other two Chronicles you mentioned)
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Thanks GM & fellow players--that was a really fun run! (I haven't yet played We Be Goblins Too! or We B4 Goblins)
Mogmurch cackles as the thing continues to burn!
Mogmurch flings a vial of alchemist's fire, his eyes hopeful of seeing the effigy in flames!
"Me no burn--you burn!" Mogmurch hurls one of his dwindling number of improvised explosives.
"Yi yi yi!" Mogmurch runs and hides between Squeely Nord.
Mogmurch knows he's the most clever goblin ever! Slipping a stinky concoction out of his pocket, he smears all over the ground.
Salve of slipperiness:
his substance provides a +20 competence bonus on all Escape Artist checks and combat maneuver checks made to escape from a grapple. The salve also grants a +10 competence bonus to the wearer’s Combat Maneuver Defense for the purpose of avoiding grapple attempts. In addition, such obstructions as webs (magical or otherwise) do not affect an anointed individual. Magic ropes and the like do not avail against this salve. If it is smeared on a floor or on steps, the area should be treated as a long-lasting grease spell.The salve requires 8 hours to wear off normally, or it can be wiped off with an alcohol solution (even wine).
Salve of slipperiness is needed to coat the inside of a container meant to hold sovereign glue.
Mogmurch steps carefully as well.
"Goblins kill and goblins sing,
Poog suddenly breaks out of the harpy's spell! He gets out his favorite javelin, already thinking about roast harpy for dinner!
Meanwhile, having saved the day once again, Mogmurch giggles and goes back to looking for truffles!
Mogmurch is torn. If all the other goblins get killed, he'll be the undisputed leader of the tribe! But if all the other goblins get killed, he won't have anyone to boss around! Curiosity about what happens when a harpy explodes gets the better of him, and he decides to hurl another explosive.
Although Poog continues to drool, Mogmurch shakes himself out of the alluring song. "Chief Mogmurch save day again!" He hurls a firebomb right at the harpy!
Poog's head slumps as he listens intently to the music.
"Purty muzik . . ."
Poog is amazed to see his wand still has more magic! He sends a ball of fire streaking upwards toward the harpy.
Mogmurch doesn't want to become harpy food, so he covers his ears in case the flying meanie sings!
Mogmurch takes advantage of his invisible head-start to find the super-bestest number one truffles!
Poog tries his magic wand of again, but this time it crumbles into dust after making the fire. Poor Poog!
Meanwhile, Mogurch continues invisibly looking for truffles.
Mogmurch giggles as he sneaks about, heading for where the truffles must be hidden.
Poog shoots more fire at the plant monster!
Thinking he's extremely clever and will get all the truffles for himself, Mogmurch eats a pickle he's been marinating in a homemade brew and promptly turns invisible!
Meanwhile, Poog knows the answer to anything resistant to fire is more fire! He draws a redwood wand from his belt and and shoots a massive ball of fire at the plant!
Like every goblin, Poog likes fire--and burning a plant monster sure sounds like fun!
Mogmurch bravely orders his minions into battle while rubbing a sticky gray paste all over himself. Defoliant Polish: This container of sickly gray paste can coat the armor of one Medium or two Small creatures. Affected objects produce dark gray fumes for the next 24 hours. These fumes cause natural plants to wilt and diminish as soon as they come into contact with the affected armor. This allows the wearer to move through terrain made difficult due to the presence of vegetation as if it were normal terrain, though the creature leaves a clear path of ruined vegetation. In addition, creatures belonging to the plant type that target someone protected by defoliant polish with a natural attack or grapple take 1 point of damage with each successful attack.
Mogmurch doesn't hesitate as he runs at super-speed, knowing the best trufffles await.
Mogmurch drinks and potion and his little legs start moving super fast as he races toward the tree!
Mogmurch greedily grabs the alchemist's fire and puts on the gold hoop earrings.
Mogmurch eagerly ransacks the wagons, looking for bomb-making ingredients, pickles, shiny magic, and more pickles.
Mogmurch just can't help himself--those longshanks really look like they want to be burned alive! He tosses one of his homemade bombs out of the wagon, and it bounces a couple of times before exploding. Something goes wrong with his mixture though, and none of his rival chiefs are caught in the blast.
Savoring the smell of burning horse flesh and the screams of stupid longshanks, Mogmurch begins rooting around in the cart. There could be stuff to burn, blow up, or even eat--maybe all three!
"Horses neigh and horses stomp
Mogmurch hurls the flask of alchemist's fire at the nearest horse, cackling madly.
Hearing the horses whinnying, Mogmurch makes his way to the front of the cart again and peeks out. Seeing the hoof-foots still tethered there, he pulls out a flask of alchemist's fire and begins to cackle.
Jealous that everyone's having so much fun, Mogmurch slips over to the other side of the wagon, peeks out, and hurls a bomb at the nearest longshanks!
Worried those mean horses will seek revenge, Mogmurch pulls up a canvas flap on the wagon and slips inside!
Mogmurch giggles as he lights the fuse on a special bomb packed with bird poo--it blows stuff up even better than his normal bombs! He picks the perfect spot to burn those evil mean horses!
Explosive Bomb:
The alchemist’s bombs now have a splash radius of 10 feet rather than 5 feet (see Throw Splash Weapon). Creatures that take a direct hit from an explosive bomb catch fire, taking 1d6 points of fire damage each round until the fire is extinguished. Extinguishing the flames is a full-round action that requires a Reflex save. Rolling on the ground provides the target with a +2 to the save. Dousing the target with at least 2 gallons of water automatically extinguishes the flames.
Mogmurch's normally-wide grin gets even wider as he spots the four horses near the wagon. Horses are the best to set on fire, cuz they can't roll on the ground or pour water on themselves! He moves carefully toward them, keeping himself out of view of the men.
"Die bird die!"
"Bomb better, but rocks will do!"
"Fire best, Mogmurch win!" He shoots all his fireworks at the dogs.
"Go Go Chub-Chub!"
The crazy goblin hurls a bomb at the pumpkin head (and any competitors near enough to be caught in the blast).
Mogmurch slaps Chub-Chub to speed up.
"Mogmurch best chief, and Chub-Chub super-bestest better-than-all-the-restest dog!"
"Ouch! Stupid dog! Jump better!"
"Me blow you up!"
"Mogmurch and Chub-Chub friends again."
Mogmurch claps and dances. "Reta and Munge sittin' in tree
Mogmurch watches eagerly, hoping to get raw materials for his clever new "bomb hidden in head" trick! |