Yohoho and a bottle of Rep! (subSPUF Skull and Shackles)

Game Master Rynjin

Arrrrrrr, walk the plank, scallywag and all that. This be pirates and so do ye be.

Impositions:

Disgraceful Impositions:

Yes, Sir!: For the next hour, the PCs’ crew completes any mundane tasks they’re assigned in half the expected time. This typically relates to Craft and Profession (sailor) checks made to prepare, maintain, or repair the ship, and cannot be applied to combat or more complex deeds like crafting magic items. Costs 2 Disrepute.

Captain’s Orders!: As a standard action, a PC on board her ship can cast fog cloud, heroism, make whole, quench, or whispering wind with a caster level equal to her character level. Costs 5 Disrepute.

Walk the Plank!: The PCs may sacrifice one crew member or prisoner to grant themselves and their crew one of two bonuses: either a +2 bonus on all skill checks or a +2 bonus on attack rolls. These bonuses only apply while on board the PCs’ ship and last until either the next day or when the captain leaves the ship. If a sacrificed character is returned to life, the PCs and their crew members take a –2 penalty on both skill checks and attack rolls for 1 day. Costs 5 Disrepute.

Get Up, You Dogs!: Every PC and allied character on the deck of the PCs’ ship is affected as per the spell cure light wounds, as if cast by a cleric of the PCs’ average party level. This imposition can only be used once per week. Costs 10 Disrepute.

Despicable Impositions:

5: Lashings!: Your ship's speed doubles for 1 day.

5: Shiver Me Timbers!: While on board their ship, the PCs and their entire crew can reroll initiative or roll initiative in what would otherwise be a surprise round. The benefit of this imposition can be used immediately, but only once per week.

10: Besmara’s Blessings!: As a standard action, a PC on board her ship can cast animate rope, control water, remove curse, remove disease, or water breathing with a caster level equal to her character level.

10: Dead Men Tell No Tales!: While on board their ship, the PCs can use this imposition to automatically confirm a threatened critical hit.


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Male Elan (Formerly Maenad) Soulknife (Soulbolt/Gifted Blade) 5 | HP 10/47 | AC 19, Touch 15, FF 14 (23/15/18 w/ Force Screen) | CMD 21 | Fort +4, Ref +9, Will 7 | Init +6 | Perc. +11 | Sense Motive +10

I'm just thinking-a large group's going to attract attention, especially on a ship as small as this. Lucy already scares the bejeezus out of the Radowhatever sailors, and Slickjaw's going to see anyone bad coming well before they see him-if they see him at all. Between the two of them, it should be enough to discourage anyone we don't want to from listening in. We'd make a crappy alliance of rebels if we got caught during what I assume is our first meeting...


Male Elan (Formerly Maenad) Soulknife (Soulbolt/Gifted Blade) 5 | HP 10/47 | AC 19, Touch 15, FF 14 (23/15/18 w/ Force Screen) | CMD 21 | Fort +4, Ref +9, Will 7 | Init +6 | Perc. +11 | Sense Motive +10

Slight retcon, ish.

"You know what, scratch that-on second thought, we're all in the same room anyways for sleeping, and if Ambrose wants to meet, it'll probably be there. Find Lucy and Ace if you can and have them meet us there." Hesitating for a bit, he adds "Maybe Riza too, if you think we should. I doubt she'd ever rat us out...she hates Plugg more than we do."

By the way, I probably should've asked this sooner-does anyone else on the ship besides me and Slickjaw actually speak Goblin that we know of?


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Nope, not that you know of. You haven't seen any looks of comprehension on nearby people's faces when you talk, at least, and nobody's spoken it within earshot of you.


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

Ill follow along with whatever youre doing


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

"Sure. Also - anything you want me to bring to the meeting? Weapons, extra fire, etcetera? Also, Riza's cool with me now, which reminds me..."

Soundlessly, Slickjaw retrieves the pike and hides it in Riza's locker.

I assume I can take 10 on that, since she implied it was a very simple lock.


Yep.

The rest of the day passes by, and the grumbling grows more pointed. The prevailing opinion seems to be that Plugg is deciding to claim the Man's Promise for his own, an opinion bolstered by the fact that Cyrdic isn't the only one who notices the ship has changed course.

That evening, a bunch of the pirates meet up in their quarters, as Kroop, in a remakably sober mood, explains what he thinks is up.

"A lotta ye have noticed by now that we're not headed for Port Peril, for sure. I know a good deal less of ye know where we ARE headed, which is why I wanted to speak wit' ye. I've been there afore, many a time, I recognize these waters now. We're headed fer Bloodcove, a dry dock off the Slithering Coast. There's only two reasons someone would willingly visit Bloodcove: Their ship needs repairin', and it's the only dock within distance...or they're visiting Rickety's Squibs to get a ship refitted and made unrecognizable. It's pretty clear what Plugg's up to. He's gonna take this ship for hisself, and it don't bode well for any o' us he's got a bone ta pick with fer whatever reason."

With that, he leans back in his chair and lets the muttering take over.


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

Slickjaw coughs, and looks around. "Then I don't thing it's lookin' good fer many of us, least of all me. So, whatchya'll gonna do?"


Male Elan (Formerly Maenad) Soulknife (Soulbolt/Gifted Blade) 5 | HP 10/47 | AC 19, Touch 15, FF 14 (23/15/18 w/ Force Screen) | CMD 21 | Fort +4, Ref +9, Will 7 | Init +6 | Perc. +11 | Sense Motive +10

After listening to the people around him mutter for a few moments, Cyrdic stands up.

"Right then. Seems like it's rather obvious what we've gotta do, if any of us is going to make it out of here alive. First things first-we gotta take inventory. Who's definitely on Plugg's side, and who can possibly be convinced to help us out? Because if we outnumber Plugg's men at all, I don't see any reason why we should bother waiting for him to come to us. My old man always said-if you find yourself in a fair fight, something's already gone wrong."


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

"I approve of your old man. Also, I'm pretty sure I can kill Plugg and Scourge silently."


Kroop speaks up again.

"Loyal to us? Yer lookin' at 'em. Everybody else on this ship I've seen cozyin' up to Plug at one point or another."

He counts them on his fingers.

Rosie, Conchobar, Sandra, Kroop, Riza, James, and Colin, along with the four of you.

"There's 11 of us, includin' meself, and I'm no good in a fight. So 10 a' you what's can handle yourselves, and 10 a' them, including Plugg and Scourge who might be able to handle a couple of us on their own. At best, we got a fair fight on our hands."

"We need a plan, but I'm no good at that sorta thing. Something we can do to sweep in and take 'em by surprise."


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

"I could kill scourge, flay him, burn fake ritual marks into his skinless bodies, and then while everyone is distracted, we wreck 'em. Actually, that might not work as well it did last time, considering that we're on a boat..."


Male Elan (Formerly Maenad) Soulknife (Soulbolt/Gifted Blade) 5 | HP 10/47 | AC 19, Touch 15, FF 14 (23/15/18 w/ Force Screen) | CMD 21 | Fort +4, Ref +9, Will 7 | Init +6 | Perc. +11 | Sense Motive +10

Cyrdic just kind of stares at Slickjaw for a moment. "...Dude. What the hell." Turning back to Ambrose, he says "You forgot Owlbear. He's not the smartest guy, but he's pretty good in a fight. I should know. Plus, he seems to really like me, at least."


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

"I wouldn't rely on one with a... child-mind... in a fight. I should know."


Ambrose leans forward, suddenly more interested.

"You've got Owlbear on your side? That's...very good. He's the only thing guarding Plugg's cabin right now. If you can get him to step aside, or even help out..."

He leans back and strokes his scraggly beard.


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

Ace, now listening to Amborse, asks him "Ah, so you can sense there's something in there too, eh?"


Male Elan (Formerly Maenad) Soulknife (Soulbolt/Gifted Blade) 5 | HP 10/47 | AC 19, Touch 15, FF 14 (23/15/18 w/ Force Screen) | CMD 21 | Fort +4, Ref +9, Will 7 | Init +6 | Perc. +11 | Sense Motive +10

"Not sure if it's that, but if we get into Plugg's cabin, then we can just make it us against him."


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

"If there's magic in the way and ya'll deal with it, I can just dispose of Plugg quietly, then move on to the other officers 'til they're all dead... 'cept we need 'em to pilot this boat. We're on a skeleton crew as it is."


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

"Well, if we somehow got rid of Plugg, perhaps we can "persuade" the others to listen?"


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

"Plugg and Scourge. Then, maybe."


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

There comes a loud banging on the door, causing everyone to jump.

"Get ta sleep, and put out that lantern!" Scourge yells through the door.


Male Elan (Formerly Maenad) Soulknife (Soulbolt/Gifted Blade) 5 | HP 10/47 | AC 19, Touch 15, FF 14 (23/15/18 w/ Force Screen) | CMD 21 | Fort +4, Ref +9, Will 7 | Init +6 | Perc. +11 | Sense Motive +10

Holy mother of Besmara, that scared me. Cyrdic leans back in his bunk a bit and yawns. "So-we going to sleep on this? Or we doing this now?"


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

"How about we take turns to be on sentry duty, just lay down, but dont sleep, so if Scourge or Plugg decides to do something, the sentry can wake the rest of the crew" chimes in Ace.


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

"Probably best not to do it tonight - they still need us, and I've used too many of my abilities today. G'night."

With this, Slickjaw slips into bed, keeping his new magic dagger close.


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

The night passes without issue.

Day 3 begins, and with it, work.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

1d20 ⇒ 17
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Cyrdic and Ace, distracted, fail their work, Ace doing so horribly. I assume you work diligently to avoid a whipping.

Slickjaw sets his mind to working to avoid giving away anything in his nervousness, working harder than he intended. He ends the day having been an exemplary worker...but is bone tired.

Tell me anything you do during the day, and it's evening now.


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

After getting back, Slickjaw reaches into his pouch of emergency ingredients for something to help with his fatigue - that also won't prevent him from killing people quickly and quietly.


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Slickjaw, tired and expecting trouble, pulls a chemical out of his Alchemist's Kit.

He thinks to himself. This should perk me up a bit! and pops it in his mouth, crushing the tiny crystal with his hard goblin teeth.

After a few minutes, he begins to feel better, perkier, no longer tired.

A few minutes after that, his stomach ties itself in knots, and he falls to the ground.

Fort save pls. Counts as poison.


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

Fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Slickjaw continues to roll around on the floor, massive stomach pains wracking his body.

After a few minutes of this, he gets it under control somewhat, able to move slowly.

He makes it to the side of the boat and sticks his head through the railing, puking over the sides for a good 10 minutes straight.

For the next 4 hours he is nauseated, almost unable to move, periodically throwing up over the side of the boat.

But after the time passes, he feels cleansed, and surprisingly full of energy!

Your Night Action for today is basically considered "Puke my guts out".


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

After finishing his vomiting, Slickjaw snarls and goes to subtly alert the others that tonight seems like a good night to do it, and they'd figure out exactly what to do after light's out.


Male Elan (Formerly Maenad) Soulknife (Soulbolt/Gifted Blade) 5 | HP 10/47 | AC 19, Touch 15, FF 14 (23/15/18 w/ Force Screen) | CMD 21 | Fort +4, Ref +9, Will 7 | Init +6 | Perc. +11 | Sense Motive +10

Cyrdic sniffs a bit as Slickjaw approaches, and his nose wrinkles up in distaste. "Dude. It's been almost 3 months...how do you not have your sealegs yet? The boat's barely rocking at all, either. Are you really that sens..." Seeing the expression on Slickjaw's face, the easy smile slowly fades from Cyrdic's. He quickly switches to Goblin, just in case anyone's listening. "Oh. It's time? What's the plan?"


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

"I slip in, do Plugg nice and quiet. Next, we move to Scourge and the others. I'll start with Scourge - anything goes wrong, ya'll hurry in. Some of 'em might be able to kick my ass in a straight fight."


Male Elan (Formerly Maenad) Soulknife (Soulbolt/Gifted Blade) 5 | HP 10/47 | AC 19, Touch 15, FF 14 (23/15/18 w/ Force Screen) | CMD 21 | Fort +4, Ref +9, Will 7 | Init +6 | Perc. +11 | Sense Motive +10

"Seems risky. Where'll the rest of us be? Also, Owlbear-he guards Plugg's door and well...doesn't really have a concept of an 'inside voice'. Any idea for him?"


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

"Iunno. You deal with him. In case you haven't noticed, I've got no people skills."


Male Elan (Formerly Maenad) Soulknife (Soulbolt/Gifted Blade) 5 | HP 10/47 | AC 19, Touch 15, FF 14 (23/15/18 w/ Force Screen) | CMD 21 | Fort +4, Ref +9, Will 7 | Init +6 | Perc. +11 | Sense Motive +10

"Really? Huh. Couldn't tell. I guess I'll try and handle him then...we gonna do this now?"


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

"It all goes down at midnight. I've got a great internal clock, so I'll wake ya'll. Ace will hang back, you'll distract Owlbear, and I'll slip past him and kill Plugg. You hear my yell, it's going down and you get the hell in there."


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Before I forget, do y'all want Lucy in on this? I really need to figure out a way to get rid of her in a believable way.


Male Elan (Formerly Maenad) Soulknife (Soulbolt/Gifted Blade) 5 | HP 10/47 | AC 19, Touch 15, FF 14 (23/15/18 w/ Force Screen) | CMD 21 | Fort +4, Ref +9, Will 7 | Init +6 | Perc. +11 | Sense Motive +10

I wouldn't mind having her at least in the background, but do what you gotta do. I know we can't have her around forever.

Cyrdic nods briefly to Slickjaw, then goes to his bunk to get whatever rest he can before the time comes. You left me alive 10 years ago for whatever reason...is this why? Has everything been leading up to this? Or is this going to be yet another of your jokes? As he drifts off to sleep, he could swear that he heard a small voice chuckling in his head.

Like I said-you're going to be such a great pirate...if you survive.


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

Yeah. I want her with Cyrdic.

Slick also checks with everyone to see who needs weapons.


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

so im just a sentry/backup fighter?

OH and ill be flying somewhere tomorrow, so ill probably get back to posting the 22nd or 23rd


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3
TheGuyKnownAsAce wrote:
so im just a sentry/backup fighter?

Unless you'd like me to run your character while you're gone, or put the game on hold for a few days (which is an option).


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |
Rynjin wrote:
TheGuyKnownAsAce wrote:
so im just a sentry/backup fighter?
Unless you'd like me to run your character while you're gone, or put the game on hold for a few days (which is an option).

as long as i dont die, I dont care either way


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

I have some scrolls for Ace. Also, both of ya'll check my inv and tell me if there's anything you want.


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

Im all good, we can restart


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

I'm here now, had to move. Ready when you are.


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

So is it D-Day?


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Alright guys. Last chance for any additions or changes to your plan. Otherwise, we go!


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

Well, lemme say the plan first.

1) Cyrdic, Lucy, Slickjaw - remove Plugg silently.
2) Ace, the other crew members - as soon as Slick shanks scourge, they throw a non-ship-burning flask of alchemical fire into the room of Scourge and the rest.
3) Once Plugg is dead, Cyrdic, Lucy, and Slick go to help Ace and the others.

Pretend that's all OOC, I dun wanna put OOC tags around each line because I'm lazy.


Male Elan (Formerly Maenad) Soulknife (Soulbolt/Gifted Blade) 5 | HP 10/47 | AC 19, Touch 15, FF 14 (23/15/18 w/ Force Screen) | CMD 21 | Fort +4, Ref +9, Will 7 | Init +6 | Perc. +11 | Sense Motive +10

I'm cool with this, but Dual says he's got another plan-we're going over it on Steam right now.


Male Goblin Alchemist (Vivisectionist) 4 [dexed] | PERMANENTLY DECEASED

Once everyone is gathered that night, Slickjaw quietly informs them of the plan.

"Me, Cyrdic, and Lucy will take Plugg. I'm pretty sure I can kill him in his sleep, and if not - well, I can see in the dark and he can't. Only issue, he's got summat magic with 'im, if Ace is right in his judgment. Also, if any of ya'll need weapons, speak now."

After briefly hesitating, he continues, saying, "Spare as many as you can. Way I see it, only Scourge and Plugg absolutely have to die."


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

"Lets go!"

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