We Be Goblins Too! (Inactive)

Game Master Baerlie

Let´s escalate it. Is there a window? Greta would shoot another fire arrow through it to bring some more fire fun into the house.
Greta dances around the house singing (Ok yelling) "Burn ogre burnburn, let us have some crispycrispy craspycraspy ogre!"

"Might burn goods stuff, let's but girl monsters head on a stick and do voices! Fun and probably lure stupid ogre out!" Mogmurch says, "We can stick it through window and do a show!"

"Hey Daddy its me, me think me lost wait, ahahahah! Me finally getting a head! Ahahahaah, stick with me!"

Poog mutters discontentedly at not getting to use his wand. "Oh wells, other chances to make big fires. Still big ogre. Heh! Heh! Fire!" he says, moving closer to the other gobs.

Yes, there are windows on every side of the house.

After spending sometime hacking the girl things head off Mogmurch plonks her head on his club and enacts his plan, careful to stay out of sight and slightly off to thre side of where he might be expected to be,

"Hey it me Daddy, feeling light headed, ahahahaha! Maybe me pride went to my head, ahahahah! Me just heading out, ahahahah!"

I must say you are just evil, straight up evil.

When he comes out, you need to yell, "Heads up!" before you throw it to him

Nice! And, well, Mogmurch is going to be a goblin Chief he needs to be evil!

He's just exerting his authority over all living things in a most devilish way.

Ok, if you don't want to come in, I send Pa out.

Pa puts his head out of a window and sees his daughter lying on the ground, not moving. "Hey, what's going on here! Stop sleeping stupid girl! Get up and kick goblin a****!" Then the goblins hear stomping in the house and further cursing.

Please put your token to the position where you want to be when Pa comes out of the house.

Done.

Done

Flinging the head up in the air Mogmurch scampers back behind the shed.

Done

Pa runs down the Planks and shouts "Aaarh! Look what you did! I don't care about the stupid stinky ferret, but my beautiful doughter is hurt! Where are you? Show yourself!"

Mogmurch scurries over to the west, but keeps out of sight.

Seeing the big guy Greta gleefully uses another fire arrow to show the ogre her burning love.
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 261d4 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + (4) + 1 = 7

Gretasfire arrow explodes at the chest of the ogre but didn't harm him.

"Ah, there you are little goblins. Hahaha, fire is my love, it doesn't hurt me!"

Round 1
Poog
Chuff
Greta
Pa
Mogmurch

Only 1d6 of that damage was fire did the rest effect him?

Yes, the rest effects him, thanks for pointing that. He cast resist energy (fire).

Chuffy scurries around the left side of the house trying to stay out of sight.

Mogmurch pulls out an extract and downs it increasing his speed.

Drinking extract of Expeditious Retreat.

Chuffy and Mogmurch start moving around.

Round 1
Poog
Chuffy
Greta
Pa
Mogmurch

Shooting an animal bane arrow on him
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 171d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

I will bot Poog to keep things running.

Poog runs to the house and hides behind the wall.

Pa crosses the water and comes closer to the goblins. Then he shoots a fireball at Greta.

FireballDamage: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5
DC 15 Reflex Save to negate

Round 2
Poog
Chuffy
Greta
Pa
Mogmurch

When you say shoots a fireball does he cast a spell, or use a wand, belch it out?

Casts a spell: flaming sphere but I just checked the rule book I think Pa needs a standard action to cast it and a move action to direct the sphere actively towards Greta.

Reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
With a bit of luck Greta manages to throw herself to the side.
"Stupid GITS"
Drawing another flaming arrow she shoots back.
Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 171d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5Didn´t add fire damage.

"Hey Poog what he doing? Books magic or gods magic?" Mogmurch asks as he produces a black glistening bead and hurls it at the ogre. The bead explodes and a transparent sphere expands outwards trying to catch Pa.

Force Damage: 5d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 3, 3, 5) = 17

Using Bead of Force, DC 16 Reflex save or Pa is encased in a Resilient Sphere.

Greta's arrow hits Pa but did not go through his chain shirt. Mogmurch throws a bead at Pa but Pa manaches to step aside.

Reflex DC16: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

Round 2
Poog
Chuffy
Greta
Pa -20HP
Mogmurch

While Pa is distracted by the other gobs Chuffy will continue to sneak around the left side of the house.
That is 2 rounds of double moves and I'll advance by token as soon as I can get in front of a computer.

Poog casts Spiritual Weapon.

SW Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 111d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

Token updated

Chuffy sneaks aroun the house and Poog attacks the big ogre with his spiritual weapon.

Pa gets close to Greta and attacks her with his flaming spear.
Flaming Spear: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
Damage: 1d8 + 7 + 1d6 ⇒ (6) + 7 + (2) = 15
but is not able to connect.

Suddenly the goblins hear a loud sqealing and stomping of small feet. Squealy Nord heard the fight from outside the fence and is returning to help the goblins.

Round 3
Poog
Chuffy
Greta
Pa -30HP
Mogmurch
Squealy Nord

Seeing cheffy sneaking closer she silently nods to him and prepares to switch to her horsechopper so that chuffy can sneak attack him.
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 91d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 Cursing the weak gods she misses horribly. But maybe Pa is so distracted that chuffy can stab even harder!

"Good Squeally Nord! We make you a vice chieftain to!" Mogmurch calls happily pulling a vial of acid and hurling it at Pa.

Acid Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 8 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 4 - 4 = 9 Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 Possible that's a hit since he is large.
Miss: 1d8 ⇒ 1 If miss it just shatters in the dirt and hits nobody.

Poog cheers the arrival of Squealy Nord, even as he daydreams of bacon.

Move Action to move the Spiritual Weapon to Pa.

SW Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 201d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

Chuffy continues around house so he is directly behind Pa and fires his hand crossbow at Pa's back.
Attack roll: 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 7 - 4 = 15
Damage roll: 1d3 ⇒ 3
Since Chuffy has stayed out of sight since Pa came out I'm not sure if I get my sneak attack damage. If I do add 2d6 ⇒ (1, 2) = 3

You should be able to flank, just delay your action till i moved.

With no bridge I'm not sure if Chuffy could make it across the creek, it was really bad planning on my part.

With +2 for flanking it's still not a hit, AC19, AC10 for touch, AC18 flat-footed :(

Poog moves his Spiritual Weapon to Pa and cuts a big piece out of his leg. Chuffy and Greta attack from two sides but are both not able to injure Pa.

Pa attacks Greta with his flaming spear again.
Flaming Spear: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Damage: 1d8 + 7 + 1d6 ⇒ (5) + 7 + (5) = 17
And leaves a big hole in her schoulder.

Mogmurch hurls a vial of acid at Pa but misses. The acid melts some grass. Squealy Nord comes closer squealing like crazy.

Round 4
Poog
Chuffy
Greta
Pa -40HP
Mogmurch
Squealy Nord

"UUUGLY GITS. I WILL KILL KILL YOU AND CUT OF YOUR HEAD AND USE YOUR SKULLSKULL AS S+%#POT!"
Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 241d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

You should never drive a goblin girl mad ;)

Greta attacks the big ogre another time, cutting off one of his ears.

Round 4
Poog
Chuffy
Greta - attack
Pa -46HP
Mogmurch
Squealy Nord

SW: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 191d8 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

Poog runs over to Pa and draws his short sword.

With a loud grunt the ogre falls to the ground, the ground shakes. He doesn't move any more.

Combat over

"Ahahahaha, stupid Ogre, let's see what goods stuffs he has for us!" Mogmurch exclaims, capering gleefully.

Happily greta starts working on her new chamberpot.

Pa carries a wand of cure moderate wounds (11 charges) and 3 gourds of fire burping.

Just in case you want to search the house

Poog munches thoughtfully on a turkey leg for a bit.

"I want wand. Not take anything else."