We Be Goblins Too! (Inactive)

Game Master Baerlie

Eyes widening Mogmurch hurls a bomb at the creature hardly able to miss such a bulk and covering it with more of his favourite flames. He then bravely scurries away behind his companions, having no desire to go toe to toe with this beast!

Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25 Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 2 = 12

"STABBY STABBY BIG THINGY!!
Attack roll: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Damage roll: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) - 1 + (5, 6) = 14
Well that attack sucked.

Poog cackles with delight and yells, "For to make big death of monster bear for Zarongel!" and casts Divine Favor on Chuffy.

You'll get +1 atk/dmg for the next 10 rounds.

Mogmurch and Chuffy attack the owlbear, but only Mogmurch hit him. The bomb explodes on his head.

I put Chuffy in front of the owlbear, he was too far away to be stabby.

The owlbear screams in pain and swings his claws at Chuffy.

Claw 1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Claw 2: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
Both claws grab Chuffy and rip deep wounds into his flesh.
Damage C1: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Damage C2: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Round 2
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Owlbear
Greta
Poog

Poog draws his wand of CLW, and uses it on Chuffy.

Not sure of the caster level of the wand... 1st? I'm going to assume that.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Greta walks around to be able to flank the bear.
Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 141d4 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + (6) + 1 = 10

Greta was not able to hit the bear, it's skin is too strong. Poog heals some of Chuffys wounds.

Round 3
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Owlbear -12 HP
Greta
Poog

Stabby stabby again.
Attack roll: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 8 + 2 + 1 = 18
Damage roll: 1d4 - 1 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + 1 + (4, 3) = 10

Was going to move Great around to flank, but she has nowhere near enough movement. Does not matter much since she missed double move instead?

Mogmurch flings another bomb, hitting the owlbear only thanks to its sheer scale and sending more flames raging over its form, though they do not catch very well.

Using Precise Bombs to avoid hitting Greta and Chuffy.

Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 8 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 8 - 4 - 4 = 11 Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 1) + 2 = 4

How can you cast Divine favor one someone else? Its a personal spell?

Please don't move other player's token. The miss was last round already and she attacked, so no double move please.

Chuffy and Mogmurch both hit the owlbear right on the chest and deal some damage.

The owlbear attacks Chuffy again
Bite: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Chuffy is terribly wounded, but still Standing.

Round 3
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Owlbear -26 HP
Greta
Poog

"You do not kill chuffy, Greta kills you first."
Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 181d4 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + (4) + 1 = 8
Ramming the dogslicer into the owlbear she enjoys the damage and the fiery wounds the brutal weapon does.

No problem moved her back to the original position via the undo command.

No problem moved her back to the original position via the undo command.

Ok, thanks!

Greta rams her dogslicer into the owlbears guts, cutting a deep wound.

Round 3
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Owlbear -34 HP
Greta
Poog

Sorry last time I checked she was flanking, well in that case she charges

Sorry last time I checked she was flanking, well in that case she charges

Even withouth flanking or charging it would be a hit ;)

Chuffy drinks one of his potions of cure moderate wounds.
Cure moderate wounds: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (7, 3) + 3 = 13

Poog throws a fire dart at the owlbear.

Fire Dart: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 151d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Poog hits the owlbear with a fire dart.

Round 3
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Owlbear -41 HP
Greta
Poog

Scurrying round as he pulls out another bomb Mogmurch hurls it at the beast again, "Die stupid bird face bear!"

Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23 Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 3) + 2 = 11

With the hit of the bomb the big owlbear falls to the floor with a last shriek.

Combat over

Greta looks at chuffy:"Lucky gits heehehehe"

As the house catches more and more on fire you hear screaming and shouting coming from inside the house. "What happens, stupid goblins again? Guffy, get some food for dinner! I will extinguish the fire, again." the goblins hear a deep voice say.

When moving to the north side the house, the goblins spot a steeply inclined ramp rise up over the river to the front door. The door is swollen shut with dampness and requires a successful DC 16 Strength check to open.

The white planks near No. 4 seem to be the ramp.

perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
Noticing the eggs Greta giggles in delight. What a carnage, what fun! She will oh so love to grow them up, nurture them and then.... and then Buaaaaa.

"Wait till ogre comes out to put out the fire and then we burn stab kill!" Mogmurch cackles gleefully.

The goblins hear another, not so deep, voice in the building. "Yes, Pa! Already hungry? C'mon Spike, we hunt goblins now.". Then they hear stomping and crunching near the planks. You can't see much from where you stand.

"Go Spike, smell the goblins for mommy!" then the goblins hear a sniffing sound coming from the other side of the house.

Mogmurch sneaks up to peer around the side of the house.

Spike is sniffing for tracks.
Scent DC12: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
But can't find anything near the house.

Mogmurch lobs the larger of his fireball beads at Spike.

Fire Damage: 5d6 ⇒ (6, 6, 1, 5, 5) = 23 DC 14 Reflex for Half.

Greta sheathes her Dogslicer and grabs her bow. Running quick the corner of the house she waits till this spike comes closer to shoot him with one of her animal bane arrows.

As far as I just read in the rules, Fireball Necklace has a reflex save (DC14)

Reflex Save Spike: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
Reflex Save Guffy: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

Mogmurch throws a bead of fireballs at the giant ferret but the animal is fast enough to avoid a part it. Guffy is not fast enough and stands in the middle of a huge fire wall.

Round 1
Guffy -23 HP
Greta
Poog
Chuffy
Spike -11 HP
Mogmurch

Its a fireball so it will get both of them. Its bead that gets thrown and then expands into a 20ft, burst.

Forgot about it, thanks for reminding me and sorry. I edited the original post. I rolled a 13 for Guffy in the preview, don't ask me why it's 19 now. But to keep it fair I added full damage to Guffy.

And I forgot the attack of Guffy :)
Guffy runs to the bridge to access the goblins.
Double move so she comes close enough to swing her morningstar next round if she survives.

Poog grins evilly, draws out his wand of fireballs, and cackles as he moves closer to Greta and Mogmurch.

Chuffy will sneakily slip around behind Guffy to get in flanking position and stab her in the back.
Attack roll: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 8 + 2 = 14
Damage roll: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) - 1 + (6, 5) = 12
If this won't work I'll redo my turn.

Mogmurch approaches the water and hurls his last bomb at the weasel thing, it hits but the flames do not catch well to the goblins frustration.

Ranged touch: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (15) + 8 - 6 = 17 Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 2) + 2 = 5

I am no longer able to view the map.

Chuffy comes closer to Guffy and attacks her, but was not able to deal any damage. Mogmurch throws his last bomb at Spike and burns him.

Round 1
Guffy -23 HP
Greta
Poog
Chuffy (stab)
Spike -16 HP
Mogmurch (bomb)

Poog, is the map still not working? I just checked the sharing properties and they seem fine. Do you want to do a double move or attack this round?

Moving to a position where she can see the dog Greta lets loose against her most favorite enemy the dog!
Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 231d4 + 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + (5, 3) + 2 = 12

Sorry, forgot to mention that the dog is a giant ferret. But it bites, so for goblins it' just a strange looking dog. Is it really 12d6 or 2d6? In this case it doesn't matter much, also with 2d6 damage the ferret is defeated.

Greta fires a bane arrow at the animal and hits it between it's eyes. The ferret falls to the ground his fur colored red.

Round 1
Guffy -23 HP (double move)
Greta (bane arrow)
Poog
Chuffy (stab)
Spike - defeated
Mogmurch (bomb)

You can hear Guffy cry from the other side of the river. "You killed my pet, you stinky dumb goblins! You will pay for this! Poor Spike, what did they do to you."

"Shut up you stinking pile of dog poop! I am going to be Big Chief Mogmurch and use your scalp as a butt rag!" Mogmurch cackles.

Map is working for me again now. Must have been something temporary with Google...

Poog waits for the big dumb one to get closer, growling softly as he grips his fireball wand.

Poog grips his wand and waits for Guffy to come closer.

Guffy crosses the river and Comes closer to the goblins.

Round 2
Guffy -23 HP (double move)
Greta
Poog
Chuffy
Mogmurch

Using a fire arrow this time Greta gleefully shoots again
If necessary move greta a bit
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 181d4 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + (6) + 1 = 8

Mogmurch crunches into his gourd of fire belching and downs the contents while moving around the house.

With this arrow Greta gleefully killed Guffy.

Combat over

"We kill fat smelly girl thing and stupid long dog ahahahaha! We kills, we kills, dead, dead dead!" Mogmurch bellows at the top of his voice hoping to lure the other ogre out.

Greta laughs at Guffy. Walking over to the dog she carefully cuts off the dogs ears his private parts. Some things to add to her necklace and something to cook later.

Pa Munchmeat can't hear you. He's busy fighting the fire.