We Be Goblins full series

Game Master Awenydd83

"Hehe, me have biiiig splodie stick!" Poog holds out another stick, different from the one he used earlier. This one appears much more ominous looking. Perhaps its the charring down its entire length. That said, he keeps decisively to the rear.

Yes, we can only hope that there are no more outages.. I tried to get in on friday, but the site was down again. Lets see how long this lasts..

The goblins load up their toys and head out into the wilderness. As the birds fly, it is only about 2/3rds of a mile, but in the trackless woods and dense underbrush it takes what seems like forever to follow the map. After about 45 minutes, you come upon a wide valley with thinning underbrush. The map says you are close.. and the little goblins stay close and quiet as they approach.

The team sneaks up to the valley and starts in.. but you notice something large hidden in the brush up ahead! Its a very large pig covered in leather barding!

Map updated

So, with my new cloak I've got a +23 to Stealth. Chuffy gonna do some sneaky-sneaks. Is there anything that Chuffy can use for cover to Stealth up close?

Chuffy puts his middle finger to his lips to indicate 'shut up!' as he pulls his new cloak around himself and sneaks forward...

Stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (20) + 23 = 43

AH! I didn't factor that in.. good thing that the dice were in your favor! There is light brush through the valley.. but not enough to even be marked as difficult terrain in this area. That +23 aught to cover you pretty darn well!!!

Anyone else moving, please include a stealth roll as well, please!

Stealth DC to Beat: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15

Mog skitters quietly off to the side of Chuffy, staying back so as not to spoil his approach.

stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23

He looks at Rita and Poog and sticks his tongue out playfully, holding one of his 'splody gourds, ready to toss it when they are ready to attack.

Rita nods and tries to sneak up as well.

Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22

"Wait! Not leave Poog!" Poog mumbles and quickly keeps up.

stealth: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

In the interests of not pointlessly going turn by turn across that large of a map space, I have moved yall up closer so that we can get this show on the road!

The goblins are sneaky quiet as they stalk in on the lonesome and oblivious piggy! He peers through the bushes, but sees not a single leaf out of place...

Stealth DC to Beat for round 2!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

Perception to find traps, or hidden enemies: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 21

Mog creeps closer, scanning for danger, but finding none, the toothy grin beneath his skull mask grows wide. He tosses one of his famously 'splody gourds at the pig just as the others close in.

Throw Bomb vs touch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Fire Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 5) + 2 = 10
Miss direction(1 range increment): 1d8 ⇒ 3

Moved 10' then tossed.

Rita continues to sneak up on hoof bacon, and she stabs at it.

Sealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21
Damage: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

"Hehe," Poog giggles to himself as the group draws nearer. Pork doesn't taste quite a good as horse, but that is a big pig!

Once he sees the rest of them getting ready to attack. Poog calls out to Zarongel, demanding that pig to be paralyzed. That much better to skewer and barbeque. Poog starts salivating.

Cast hold animal, will DC14 Not sure if a fire-breathing pig is still an animal, but hey, one way to find out!

Chuffy stays behind to guard Poog while the rest move forward. As Mogmurch pulls his bomb out and Rita gets ready to stick, Poog casts a spell, calling on Zarongel to hold the piggy still!

Frozen in fear and captive to the spell, Mog tosses in his bomb which explodes directly on top of piggy's head, then Rita jumps the pig and stabs it with her knife! Unfortunately, her knife bounces off of thick hide and protective armor barding!

"Bold May Post"
Rita
Piggy- 10, Fire
Poog
Chuffy
Mogmurch

Rita stabs again. This time she yells the word to turn the fire on the sword. "Burn pig!!

+1 Flaming Dogslicer: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17
Damage: 1d4 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 2 + (6) = 12

Rita lights up her sword and swings it again, but still can't seem to land a blow against pig flesh!!

Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 5
It turns its beady eyes towards Rita.. full of hate and malevolence! It kicks up the dirt a few times, but takes a step backwards. It lowers its head to its harness and grabs a gourd, chomping happily!

"Bold May Post"
Rita
Piggy- 15
Poog
Chuffy
Mogmurch

"That is some crazy bacon there. I hope this makes it crispy!" he cackles as he moves around the animal and tosses another 'splody at the swine!

BombBaBomb vs touch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
Fire damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 2 = 12
Miss Direction: 1d8 ⇒ 7

"Spread out! Somehow they breath fire!" he hollers after tossing his own fire!

"Piggy you are crazy as Mog is." She steps up and swings again.

+1 Flaming Dogslicer: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
Damage: 1d4 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 2 + (3) = 9

Sorry just to confirm whether the hold animal spell worked?

Chuffy rushes forward, trying to get into a flank with Rita! "Rita, you make piggy angry. Me slice off bacon for lunch!"